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whetstonefires · 2 years
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Where do you stand on the r4cs0 issue? I mean, I'm sure you don't care about his rampant homophobia, transphobia, dendrophobia and racism. But you can't really support his attitude toward animals can you? Aside from the constant trolling of vegans, he brags about the fact that he lives in a remote area of Idaho where there is no real law enforcement, so he gets away with hunting endangered grey wolves and decapitating geese. Google it! Look up "Idaho Geese Massacre."
i...beg your pardon???
this scans like someone was playing madlibs about a droid from Star Wars but given the internet it might actually be about an actual drama of some kind? anyway i'm just going to treat it as copypasta.
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rebouks · 7 months
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So I was cleaning up the kitchen and doing chores in general and I started thinking of your reception arch for Wyatt or whatever this is and it hit me (I’m doing ask because I don’t want to spoil anything and also don’t feel close enough to just send you a DM because I’m weird like that). What happens when Kian gets out of jail and sees that Wyatt is now happy and has a relationship? Cause I feel like he’s be pissed off. First he’s spent the last however many years in jail. Secondly his girl died. And I just can’t help but he’d be one big ball of hate and misery and want to extract revenge.
ahaaksjdkjs not whilst doing the chores! i'm afraid you've contracted brain rot.. come join the rest of us in the sick bay lmaooo 😅
WELLLLL that's pause for thought indeed isn't it.. he could either come outta prison a changed man looking for a taste of normality, or he could be bitter and twisted (more so!) perhaps especially if Wyatt's in a potentially good place.. maybe he'd think they should've been there together, does he regret handing himself in?! would he even know where to find Wyatt?! is he full of misery and revenge?! 😱
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greencheekconure27 · 1 year
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Sometimes an OT3 is The Chosen One and her two slightly possessed boyfriends.
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lycorogue · 1 year
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Why, yes. I am a whole ass adult, with no kids and pushing 40, whose husband just bought her not one but THREE Miraculous Ladybug dolls for her birthday. 😆 (Also, yes, my birthday is in the summer, but he couldn't wait to give them to me.)
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imwritesometimes · 11 days
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my brother, after raiding the fridge of the peanut butter fudge I made yesterday, when I mention I'm planning on trying out a bundt cake this week: idk if I can eat any more sweets......
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hellogoodbyegirl · 2 months
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Rudy <3
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ravennazane · 1 year
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A normal Caturday selfie. 🐱
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theflyingfeeling · 1 year
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I don't even particularly ship these two personally but I thought you'd enjoy this 😂
twitter(.)com/itismelucky/status/1650919129845473285?s=46&t=Yf5Nxyc_u04Ckh7hXVfTBA
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Them!! 🥺😂💞
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nebulein · 2 years
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I'm currently furiously editing 88 minutes in heaven (my Trevor/Kaner winner's room) and yesterday I had to face the realization that this fic features 180 instances of the word "like" (or "likes"). 😳 That's 1% of all words 😭😅🙈 Trevor, I love you dearly, but your California girl voice is, like, killing me 😂😂💀
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“Are you for real?” Trevor asks before he can stop himself, because if this is some kind of hidden camera prank shit he’s gonna murder whoever is responsible.
Patrick—Kaner?—narrows his eyes at that, pursing his lips. “Am I for real?”
“Yeah, like…” Trevor waves a hand around. “You know what this room is for, right?”
Trevor’s not really sure how you could miss it—again, giant fucking sign right there on the door. Also, like, the huge ass bed and convenient bowl with lube and condoms is kind of a dead giveaway here, but, well, it never hurts to make sure. Consent is important, right? He’s pretty sure that was on the slides that really hot sensitivity trainer had gone over with them during training camp. Always make sure everybody is fully on board and all that.
Kaner laughs, looking like he can’t believe Trevor is serious. “I’m familiar with the concept of a winner’s room.”
“Cool.” Trevor nods sagely. It’s good that’s, like, cleared up. “Cool.”
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snugglebabylink · 1 year
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sometimes I disappear bc I'll get a migraine and it lasts for days and even when it's not too bad I can't scroll or do alot of things normally and being on tumblr is just.. there's too much going on and it can make me feel really sick. even discord can be really hard so just in case yknow, anyone's ever wondering. otherwise I'm sleeping for long periods of time and I might miss stuff when I eventually come back
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luminousnotmatter · 1 year
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mood board tag game!
Several cute, sweet, and amazing ladies have tagged me in this game
Looking at you @hangmanbrainrot , @bradshawsbaby , @princessofglitterland ,and @fanboygarcia 💗💕💗 my love and thanks to each of you sweet muffins!
open pinterest, make a moodboard out of the first nine pictures that show up, and tag your mutuals!
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zero-pressure tags: @whisperofsong , @vladviago , @blue-aconite , and @lt-bradshaw​ , only if you dears want to! 💕💗
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bonafidehero · 2 years
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I dreamed I went to a funeral last night. When I woke up, I checked socials and my aunt posted it was my dads death anniversary. 😳 I never knew what day exactly he died, I knew it was sometime around June-July and I thought it was in 2012 until this year I found some paperwork showing it had been in 2013.
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le-velo-pour-dru · 9 months
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The fact that I will look at the strangest pictures of Dallon Weekes and be like "He's so beautifulllllll augh 😍 I'm in love 🥰💘"
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keerysfreckles · 18 days
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high definition — OP81 (smau)
pairing: oscar piastri x norris!fem!reader
summary: y/n tends to favor oscar over her own brother
warnings: none!
a/n: first smau.. send me requests if you want more 😁
masterlist !
⋆ ˚ 。 ⋆ ୨୧ ˚
yourusername just posted !
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yourusername found a new hiking buddy:) tagged: oscarpiastri
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user1 i need to go hiking with them asap
user2 omg oscar???
landonorris why do you keep stealing my teammate 🤨
yourusername not my fault he's cooler than you 🤷‍♀️
danielricciardo AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
yourusername OI! OI! OI!
danielricciardo oscarpiastri you've taught her well
oscarpiastri i try 😅
user3 him taking a picture of her taking a picture is so personal to me
user4 she's wearing oscars mclaren beanie in the last one DHMU...
yourusername added to their story !
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[podium boy! oscarpiastri]
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landonorris where's my podium post
bffusername GIRL THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT YOU
logansargeant and you still say your just friends..
oscarpiastri just posted !
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oscarpiastri great way to end the weekend tagged: yourusername
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user1 DOUBLE MCLAREN PODIUM ‼️‼️
user2 our papayas did it 🥹🥹
user3 finally the mclaren strategy made sense
yourusername can i come to every race now
oscarpiastri duh you're my good luck charm 🧡
landonorris what is y/n's face in that pic 😭
yourusername I DIDN'T THINK YOUR CAR WOULD BE THAT LOUD
user4 his good luck charm???? hello????
mclaren first double podium of many
yourusername just posted !
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yourusername turned 21 in the paddock today 🧡💐🫶🏻🎂🏁🌟🐨
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user1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!!!!!!
mclaren orange looks good on you
yourusername ikr! 😆
user2 OSCARS HAT I REPEAT OSCARS HAT
user3 i just know mclaren got a lil cake for her ☹️☹️☹️☹️
oscarpiastri i'm not getting that hat back anytime soon aren't i
yourusername nope! 🤗
user4 I KNEW IT WAS OSCARS
landonorris wow you'll take osc's hat but not mine 😒
yourusername well yes!
bffusername so glad the koala shipped in time 🙏
alexalbon missed opportunity to tag oscar as the koala
oscarpiastri just posted !
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oscarpiastri my birthday girl 🧡
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user1 HIS birthday girl.. oh im ending it all
user2 HARD LAUNCH???????????
landonorris i see who your favorite norris is 😔😔
oscarpiastri it took you this long to notice it's not you?
yourusername HAHA OSC LIKES ME BETTER 🫵🤣
user3 sorry max and kelly, y/n and oscar are my new fav f1 couple
charlesleclerc so this is why you weren't at team dinner tonight
oscarpiastri sorry i have priorities 🤷‍♂️
user4 Y/NOSCAR IM SO UP 🙌🏻🙌🏻
landonorris added to their story !
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[i'm such a third wheel 💔 oscarpiastri yourusername]
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yourusername you know you could've stayed home right
oscarpiastri but you're the best third wheel
carlossainz lando i thought we talked about this, you ALWAYS stay home when they ask if you want to go with them
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imwritesometimes · 14 days
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trying out new recipes/baking techniques/decoration ideas means having 80 million tabs open in ur mobile browser 🙃
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nouvellevqgue · 3 months
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FULL OF FAN BEHAVIOR
req: Saw your post for smau requests, maybe a Max Verstappen where people don't realise his girlfriends account is you know her official verified account. Because practically every single post is about Max. Full on fan behaviour, in the sense she was his first fan as his childhood friend, she has been there supporting him since they were kids, and now they're adults and together, but some habits doesn't change.
(bonus if the posts makes people question why she choose Max as her mans.)
summary: everybody knows that this account is full of max. from his first win to now, from his most random things to his glory time, she's always there to post his pictures. they only know her as his friend and nothing more, but who is she actually?
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2016 - 2018
verstappenight
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verstappenight WOOOO P1🏆🏁 congratulations to you maximus, i'm soo proud of you!
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maxverstappen33 I won't say anything about the name Maximus, but thank you 😄
danielricciardo Well deserved! 👍🙌
username look how young he is
username I love a supportive fan ^^ Plz post more of this man.
   ⤷ yourusername glad to be on your service, ma'am
username how old is he?
username He's so happy, he turns red.
username I usually don't trust redbull after Sebastian, but he might be my new exception🤷‍♀️
verstappenight
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verstappenight that eyes glint with mischief. #throwbackthursday
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maxverstappen33 Oh my god, I thought I trusted you by taking this years ago
   ⤷ yourusername never trust anyone
username The half smile😂
username He's been pulling the red string with Red Bull from a long time ago, and look at the hat. I bet it's not a coincidence.
username how is she even managed to get this out? this looks so ancient
   ⤷ username It's not ancient, it's probably old, but not ancient.
danielricciardo He looks like he's planning to steal one of the cars steering wheel
   ⤷ username exactly! 😂😂
username if it's a throwback, how old is this pic then?
   ⤷ username i mean he looks way younger than him on her recent post, so just figure it.
   ⤷ username he always looks younger
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verstappenight how is it feel to have a duplicates?
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maxverstappen33 Why are you taking the second one?
   ⤷ verstappenight and why are YOU posing to that one?
username Why is he looks younger and younger each time?
   ⤷ verstappenight i don't know, but i definitely recommend him to have a slug treatment for anti aging.
   ⤷ username username it's him in torro rosso, so that's why he looks more like a teenager.
username it's not even thursday yet, but i had a bad feeling for this week's throwback thursday.
verstappenight
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verstappenight boo! happy halloween #throwbackthursday
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username what did i say, my feelings are never lying
carlossainz55 Got you! 😆🤣
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 If I got a heart attack next week, it'll be completely your fault
landonorris is halloween on 29 or 30?
   ⤷ username depends on what region you're in, i guess?
   ⤷ landonorris don't guess, answer.
maxverstappen1 And how are you even managed to take this?? Seriously. yourusername
username I can't believe it's actually Carlos who did this
   ⤷ username Yeah, but I think this is so Carlos-like behavior.
username i would do that face too if someone dressed as scream beside me
username Who is running this fanpage?
username why are you liking him so much?
   ⤷ yourusername because he is so nice, cool, and he looks like sid from ice age which is my favorite character.
   ⤷ danielricciardo we got a whole stack of characters here: first we got maximus the horse from tangled, sid from ice age, and then what? jimmy neutron?
username 😂😂😂ajajaja mira su cara!
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verstappenight found this on twitter and now i can't stop laughing! can't wait to send this to my family group.
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maxverstappen1 I really can't trust you with my digital footprint 🤦🏻‍♂️
   ⤷ verstappenight i found this on twitter alright, it's not taken by me!
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 Still.
   ⤷ carlossainz55 Ooh, someone's upset...
username who is this person behind this account?
username Why is his reaction is always looking so hilarious
username Max: 😦
username i feel him
username you sure it's not throwback thursday?
MID 2023
verstappenight
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verstappenight i changed throwback thursday with this questionable sense of max's fashion. hope that's alright.
photo credit via verstauri on twitter.
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username NOOOOOOOOOOOO
username #bringbackthrowbackthursday
charles_leclerc If you get rid of throwback Thursday, how am I going to tease him?
   ⤷ verstappenight by searching it on pinterest🤷🏻‍♀️
username Is that real or photoshopped?
username Okay, I know throwback thursday is made a long time ago since 2015 but man I really miss it sm... 💔💔
   ⤷ verstappenight same, but some people don't need that old max (except for charles). we need the new one because life goes on -max via my message
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 I don't remember saying it
   ⤷ verstappenight shut up
username oh cmon i know charles want it because he's in love with max
   ⤷ username should i be surprised?
   ⤷ username i mean if there's no throwback thursday, who's going to tease him with his past when she's not there
   ⤷ username Daniel and Lando or Y/n could...
   ⤷ username oh come on, i don't even know who's the person behind this account anyway, for EIGHT YEARS
   ⤷ username As if you've never heard of twitter, just search her username and you'll see her REAL face.
THE TWEET SHE MEANT:
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verstappenight
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verstappenight guess which one is the real one
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schecoperez The first one of course!😂🤣
username since when did checos ass becoming that juicy
   ⤷ username since he listened to daddy yankee's song on repeat
   ⤷ danielricciardo His actual morning routine:
username the first one because what else would he be doing if not eating omelette and seeing checo's ass in the morning
   ⤷ username even checo himself agrees
username I'm glad that she still post here, even though there's no throwback thursday anymore😞😔
   ⤷ username but i guess even though we did not have throwback thursday anymore, we still have this crack post of him😄
TWITTER, 3 DAYS AFTER THE COMMENTS ON VERSTAPPENIGHT'S DADDY POST:
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maxverstappen1 added a photo to their story! 2h
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ON THE OTHER HAND, HER ACTUAL IG:
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yourusername good moooorniiiiinggggg from my room<3
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username Thank God it's not private
username damn yall work faster than the fbi
username Anyone come here from twitter?
username Omg I've never realized max pulled this hottie ever since they were born
username THIS IS VERSTAPPENIGHT ADMIN?????
   ⤷ username eight years of waiting is finally getting payed off..
username why are you even choosing max to be your man when there's charles or daniel who's sexier
   ⤷ yourusername sometimes i don't need looks to see to be having someone like max. he's my best friend first, and i'm glad i choose him right the first place.
   ⤷ username Oh that's sweet...
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 I love you too, My biggest fan.
   ⤷ username I LOVE YOU TOO??????💔💔
   ⤷ username oh my god max is having a REAL relationship with a fan account admin
   ⤷ username AWOOP🚨🚔 THEIR MEDIUM LAUNCH????
yourusername
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yourusername nobody knows that this phone addict is once my best friend. happy birthday maximus! 🥳🤍
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landonorris happy birthday facebook dad.
maxverstappen1 I once again not going to take the Maximus name. It makes me feel like a horse from Rapunzel.
   ⤷ yourusername wait, you've watch tangled before?
danielricciardo Happy birthday, Big boy.
redbullracing Happy birthday to our number one champion! 🥳🥳
username awww baby maxiee🥺🥺🥺
lewishamilton Happy birthday, mate!
carlossainz55 To be honest, your real account is sometimes still kinda feels like your other one.
   ⤷ yourusername force of habit probably?
   ⤷ carlossainz55 No, it's because you're acting like Max's biggest fan everywhere.
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 That's probably because she is.
   ⤷ yourusername wipe that smug smile off your face while you're typing
username He looks the same weirdly or not
username AHA I FOUND YOU VERSTAPPENIGHT ADMIN
username i love how she just hanging to his arm like they're been a couple since god knows how long
username SHE'S SOO LUCKYYY
username i'm gonna melt
username i feel like it's a hard launch, but she have been doing this for a long time ago
sophiekumpen 🥳🥳🥳
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1 How was I going to get her bad side if she's there and looking so beautifully?
👤: yourusername, verstappenight
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landonorris poetic. remember your other girlfriend's waiting
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 I don't remember having another one?
   ⤷ charles_leclerc How are you even forget about us?
yourusername awww i can't believe you tag the fan account one too!! i love you so much!!!
   ⤷ maxverstappen1 I love you too❤️
username #justiceforcharles #lestappenforever
username SHE'S SOOOO CUTE no wonder max pulled her
victoriaverstappen I didn't know you pulled this cutie
   ⤷ danielricciardo Me too until I found out yesterday at the club
username poetic max is going to be the end of me
username I really had a bad feelings of he becoming poetic and gets all over like this
username Okay, this is max's hard launch. And now I'm waiting for Y/n's
   ⤷ username i thought she already doing it for so many times at verstappenight? 😏🤭
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yourusername 💌
📸: landonorris
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username PARENTS CONFIRMED???
username YESS (adopt me pls)
username is verstappenight still going to be there? let's see for the next two days...
username verstappenight nation how do we feel after this? (we can get a new max pic daily)
username i'm gonna thank lando forever for this
username With the bouquet, the dim light, and the black and white + sepia filters. What are they doin that night?
username AWWW ROMANTIC😍😍
danielricciardo They left Charles in the back that night
⤷ landonorris aww poor him. but anyway...
username how are you converting from lestappen to this one so fast?
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