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winnie-the-monster · 1 month

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“I don’t remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“They didn’t,” Magnus said. “Your wards are down.”

“Really?” The Consul’s voice dripped in sarcasm. “I hadn’t noticed.”

Magnus looked concerned. “That’s terrible. Someone should have told you.” He glanced at Luke. “Tell him the wards are down.”

-City Of Glass

#books #book quotes #quotes #reread #current reads #cassandra clare #the shadowhunter chronicles #the mortal instruments #city of glass #magnus bane #😂 I love Magnus

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courttwoknee · 9 days

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What do you mean another Mr Bonzo ep???

#the magnus protocol #Tmagp #I love it actually. getting all this info so quickly instead of waiting forever 😂#but also…missing needles!! bring him back !

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magnuspirate · 9 months

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For @thelyingpierrot 😂 and the pirate babblin baby

#one piece #kid pirates #kid pirates request #baby magnus #eustass kid #le tantrum 🤬#baby IS NOT AMUSED #but I love the pirate babblin baby 😂😂

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thetruemek · 6 months

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Archive THIS nerd

#mek garbles #LMAOOOOO I LOVE THEM!!!#TMA #tma podcast #ceaseless watcher #pfffffff #look guys #free foot content 😂😂#statement begins #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the magnus institute

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confusedfeelsfangirl · 3 months

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MAG 107

Jon being threatened at gunpoint: Kidnapped ?… Again ?

#he’s so done with it 😂#i love this lil guy #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #tma spoilers #mag 107 #tma 107 #s4 tma #the magnus archives

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buildoblivionthenwewilltalk · 3 months

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oh shit magnus protocol on thursday!!!??!!?

#quietly hyped #like I LOVE the ending of tma #and almost don’t want anything to touch it????#but also I want morrrree #I hope they let it be its own thing #but I’m almost 100% convinced we might see jmart … maybe?????#I’m pretty sure they teased Alex and Jonny being in it as unnamed characters so 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞#I just want them as little background characters #just two dudes living normal lives #(and being super married about it)#I’d love it if our main cast keep referencing like a dickhead librarian or some over tired stressed out teacher friend #just casual in passing you know?#and BOOM voiced by Jonny #all left up to interp but still probably our fave archivist #but we’ll get more spooky stories and cosmic horror and queer vibes and cool plots and new voice actors to love!!!!!#in making this post I’ve realised I’m much more excited that I thought I was 😂#tmagp #the magnus protocol

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elysiumcalled · 1 year

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#submission #here is Magnus! 💕#MAGNUSS #I love him #pls share the fluffy belly next #😂#babie

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maxine-kiy900 · 2 years

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What is this??😂 😂 😂 This is ridiculous and hilarious I’m crying 😂 Who nominated Martin Blackwood for this? I’m a bit relieved that Martin lost???

#THIS IS HILARIOUS😂#i mean shouldn't Jon be nominated too if that's the case ahem #what do I tag this #Martin Blackwood #is not pathetic okay?#I love them both #tma #the magnus archives

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mrfoox · 2 years

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Me and magnus: -talks about Oliver 30% of the time-

Me and Oliver: -talks about magnus 30% of the time-

#miranda talking shit #Lmao like yeah this is really how we do it . Most majority we say are always positive things so we don't shittalk or anything #But its honestly kinda funny 😂 i feel like an social bridge between them. They only meet once or twice per week for a few mins #So they'll come meet me and we'll sit and discuss the other one lol #Idk why they arent... Hanging out etc outside of work they always speak so well about each other #I basically cant legally do that so im upset that they can but dont like come on fellas #Im 90% sure oliver would like to do so magnus would probably also guess the only problem with him is that he have plenty og friends already #Oliver only have wilma that lives in the city here...#I love them your honor... We just talk lovingly behind each others back its funny #The worst thing i think we have all said is that magnus hated the tobacco type oliver uses lol #Otherwise its just 'omg they have done this and that 🥺 they're great'#Oliver actively asks about magnus too everytime i mention his been over here he's like 'whats up with magnus how is he?'#I love two idiots honestly yeah.....

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vierss-herondale · 1 year

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NEW TMI GANG CONTENT!!! ✉️

Cassie just sent this Newsletter on the mail:

Memorandum from The New York Institute

Highlight to:

Jace defending his natural hair like his life depends on it lmao 😭😭

Jace pining so hard for Clary like he should 😍🥰

Simon making bad hair decisions lmaooo 💀

Malec's kids putting gum on Alec's hair and him refusing to taking care of it 😂😂💀

Magnus having perfect hair 😌😌

Izzy being a goddess as always 💅🏼

Jace still considers Church a member of the TMI gang 🥺💖

I just love the idea of the TMI gang having a hair contest every year on Jace's birthday 😂😭❤️❤️

Cassie didn't say if this is only a joke for April fools or canon but idc, it's canon for me now because I love the energy of it 😂

Also I'll let you know that I'm currently at work risking everything, by taking the time to take the captures and posting this so I hope you appreciate it 😂

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r0semultiverse · 1 month

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Mr. 6 made you do a good show to be released?? 👀 um....

This is already giving serious eye vibes.

A whole show dedicated to public humiliation?

The Mr. Bonzo suit started moving??? 👀 Serious stranger vibes. 🤡

"It actually became a sort of ritual"

I've seen people being like "don't cross tag" but buddy... the writing cross tags itself here I mean c'mon! 😂 Something something ritual of the stranger- okay, I'll keep listening!

Hey, what's with the music?? Hey, who is Terrance Menki???👀

"The police said there were eleven bodies in total and his wardrobe was full of all sorts of homemade costumes." BRO IS ACTUALLY MAGNUSPOD WILLIAM AFTON-

"It certainly had a profound effect on the Mr. Bonzo brand." Oh I'm sure it did, holy fucking shit. 👀

Oh, me using this image is rather ironic now.

"In a lot of ways I’m more his prisoner now than I ever was on my show." WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 👀

"The witness statements from three murders over the last five years that claim a person in a Mr. Bonzo costume was at the scene? Do you think there could be a copycat?" Has the fear of clowns manifested as an actual clown-guything?

"Don’t contact us again." "Us?" "Why am I still trapped dealing with all this this- Why won’t he let me go?! Why-" So Mr. Bonzo is absolutely a clown cryptid of sorts with some sort of hold over Nigel.

Oh no, Gwen's about to fuck around & find out, isn't she? 👀

Hey, is Colin still himself & is he supposed to be back?

Hmm, okay, I guess that's him (hopefully).

"Maybe don’t tell them I’ve been on their terminals. They’ll only get the wrong idea." "If Lena asks, I wasn’t here." Seems like everyone's got their own little secret investigations going on, fun! This can only go well! 🙃

One of the episodes absolutely no one shows up to work except Lena is there & is like "where the fuck did everyone go?"

"Time to get some new hires again I guess."

Let's go!! Ruin exploration gang!!

"Like, it’s Saturday night and I’m choosing to hang out in a hole with you. A wet hole. And not the good kind either."

Alice with the absolute best quotes. lmao

That sounds like something with giant wings like a bat or some sort of cloth flapping in the wind. Let's hope it's the latter!

Oh a rusty old filing cabinet! Wait tetanus- 😭

"That carved floor in the big atrium – I don’t know what’s going on with that." Ah so we're just gonna breeze past that then. 😶

These are probably the remnants of old avatar creation test areas like mentioned in the Gerry & Gertrude episode. I'm just assuming here.

A key? Big find! Let's go!

AS I WAS SAYING-

Gwen, it was nice knowing you. 🫡

"Now get out of his house."

Archivist! 👁👄👁

"symbols of ancient otherworldly power"

Wait could this be a timeline where this universe's Jane Prentiss actually did manage to invade the building & succeed? I'm thinking out loud.

21:10 that sounds like critters, insects specifically 👀

"I have memories of weird stuff I saw here, but no context. I want to know what was happening, why they chose us… why they didn’t choose me. Maybe find the bit where everything started to go wrong." I am so captivated & intrigued please recount said memories to us- I mean Alice so we can learn more. Please. 👀

EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!? WHO IS "[ERROR]?"

WHY DO THEY SOUND DISTORTED AS FUCK?? ARE THEY FROM THE PRIME TIMELINE OR IS THIS A NEW THING?

ARE WE GAZING OUR EYES UPON A WRETCHED THING FROM THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES?!

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Is Lucia Wright an avatar of The Flesh now (in this universe or from the original timeline somehow)? Because it sure fucking sounds like it! 👀 Well, at least that key was put to good use! 😂

Also, supposedly Mr. Bonzo is a reference to Mr. Blobby.

Gwen, I'd be quaking in my boots too. That thing is terrifying!

Late observation but this universe & story seems to focus a lot on the cryptids & I like the direction it's going in! Loving this plot of cryptid hunters, childhood avatar experiments, a strange institute where our main character has past trauma, & just all of it is so good! 💜

Amazing episode, 10/10, I was at the edge of my seat the entire time! 💜 That Bonzo scene & the sound design were absolutely horrifying, thank you! The ending too! 🔥

#nigel dickerson if you need help from mr. bonzo or mr. six please blink twice omg #what if bonzo & six are actually the same creature or entity of sorts?#someone keep an eye on Colin; I'm worried about him #that carved floor in the big atrium is gonna come back into importance I just know it #so Lena uses mr. bonzo as a hitman crytpid of sorts... & now Gwen is exposed to the occult #this episode is a lot... holy crap #these episode do not miss; oh my gods; hit after hit; every time!#worm tracks made me think of jane prentiss; I just made the connection #did lucia wright become an avatar of the flesh & invade this world or is she a left over experiment of the magnus institute #I can only hope Gwen Bouchard will tell the others about wtf she saw (likely against Lena's wishes)#tmagp liveblog #mine #op #tmagp 10 #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tma spoilers #tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

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lurafita · 25 days

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CEO!Magnus and personal chef/bodyguard!Alec

(There is every chance that I have posted this before, I just can't remember. I tried to search through my archive, but.... there is a lot of posts there, did you know? 🤣😂 Anyway, in case I'm making you read this twice, sorry. 😅)

Magnus being like this really big shot CEO who has meetings 24/7 and charity events and social appearances and all that other busy stuff going on. So he gets a personal chef to keep an eye on his nutrition. And Alec is ruthless when it comes to making sure Magnus eats healthy. Magnus: "You know I love your cooking, Darling, but how about a good old fashioned fast food break?" Alec: "All that grease is bad for you. Eat your carrots. You look pale. How much sleep did you get last night?" Magnus, innocently: "Enough?" Alec: "Unlikely. No more caffeine for you today."

Magnus trying to sneak all kinds of unheathy Snacks, and Alec foiling him at every turn. Magnus had an energy drink hidden away in his desk, but as he opens the drawer, there is a bottle of water with a note attatched with "stay hydrated".

Alec even convinced the close by Cafe to not serve Magnus anything with Caffeine, after Magnus' last doctors appointment showed high blood pressure.

Maybe Alec is some kind of ex-agent or ex-military, who got into cooking for an undercover op, but really enjoyed it and wanted to pursue it further when he quite the force.

When one of Alec’s old colluegues comes visiting him, Alec is crouching behind the entertainment system to find Magnus' latest snack hidey-hole. Alec: "He gets more creative every time. Some of the drug dealers we busted could have learned from him."

Bet you Magnus is the type of CEO who has a loyal Twitter following and he tweets about everything Alec cooks for him (and the things he doesn't let him eat.) The Internet already ships them.

Possible tweet: The_Magnificent_Bane: Thank you for the suggestion @randomfollower, but unfortunately Alexander didn’t go for the argument that carrot cake counts as a vegetable.

Why am I know picturing a fight in the kitchen where Alec uses kitchen utensils and food to knock out people who have come to kidnap Magnus

Imagine someone broke into Magnus' place, and the police are called and as they arrive Magnus is like: "Thank you for coming. My chef has already apprehended and restrained the perpetrators, and is waiting for you to take them off his hands in the living room." Police: "... Your cook apprehended them?" Magnus: "Yes. Sadly, the confrontation did not result in the death of that cursed celery he bought earlier."

Magnus: "Tomatoes can't be trusted, my darling. Are they a fruit? Are they a vegetable? No one knows." Alec: "They are fruits." Magnus: "That's what they want you to believe."

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lets-try-some-writing · 3 months

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I love how every minor thing that happens with the kid’s bodies makes Ultra Magnus immediately go “Yep they’re dying! Time to plan the funeral! Shame to lose such brave soldiers”

😂😂😂

Magnus knows what's up! Better prepared than unprepared!

He may or may not just want an excuse to get the kids out of the base-

#transformers #maccadam #transformers prime

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dialovers-lover-xoxo · 4 months

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💜💜💜 COMMISSIONS! 💜💜💜

Hello, my loves! So for quite a while people have been wondering about commissions and offering me money for my writings. Since many people seem to want commissions from me I figured I'll open them!

I wanted to be as fair as possible with prices, which is actually one of the reasons I took so long to start commissioning: I didn't know how to price it and I didn't want to be unfair with it.

After a whole lot of google searches and looking on Reddit, I've decided my general prices will be:

Under 500 words - $5

500-1000 words - $10

1000-1500 - $15

(And so on and so forth, for every 500 word difference, it will be 5 dollars)

Also if your commission ends up being like 502 words, don't worry, it will still only be 5 dollars. I won't demand 5 extra dollars for 2 words 😂

One-shot or smut requests won't be commissions as they are very low-effort for me and they use an x-reader. It wouldn't be right to ask for money if it's easy to write and won't take a lot of time and effort.

If I need to understand an OC in depth and write an OC into an already made world with already pre-existing characters, it will take much more time and effort.

Payments will be by PayPal but if for some reason PayPal doesn't work for someone, we can probably figure something else out!

There is no pressure to commission. And as I said, I can still take general requests with an x-reader. Commissions are only for requests that will require more time and effort on my part.

I WILL NOT WRITE:

- Rape

- Pedophilia

- Necrophilia

- Beastiality

- Incest

- Anything that I don't feel comfortable with or think is appropriate. I have the right to decide what I'm comfortable writing and what I'm not. For example, if your OC has a traumatic past, I can take that into account as it is simply a part of their character, but I will not write a diaboy actually raping any character.

I can write commissions that include sex or smut, but the person requesting that type of content must be 18 or over.

If you want a commission or have more questions about commissions, please contact me through dms!

Other fandoms I can write for include:

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- Riordanverse (PJO, HOO, TOA, Magnus Chase)

- My Little Pony

- Stardew Valley

- Undertale

- FNAF

- Life is Strange

- Any Supermassive Games game

- Harry Potter

I can and will also write things that aren't fandom related at all!

Examples of my writing:

The first 3 are x-readers, last is purely diaboys interacting. As said above, I can write a plethora of different fandoms or genres. These are just examples of my writing if you're interested but I can and will write pretty much anything! :)

Other info about my account, including master lists!

#commission #writing commissions #writers on tumblr #diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers fanfiction #diabolik lovers fandom #commisions open #taking commisions #commisions post

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rinadragomir · 4 months

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Ok, I want to start off by saying that I am a fan of all arts and am so appreciative of the time, passion, and work that goes into any kind of content creation.

I am also very particular about when it comes to art. There are mangas, comics, animated works that I have difficulty reading/watching or will not read/watch if I'm not a fan of the art style.

And as an artist I understand that art is subjective and not everyone likes it. Just as I recognize that not everyone likes my particular art style and that's ok. (Not trying to have people come for me like I’m trashing Charlie’s art cuz I am 10000% not.)

Charlie does amazing work and I like it, but it's clear that her style has changed (as most content creators do) since the TLH portraits she did and the pieces that are going in the journal for CC's new kickstarter. I'm a self- taught artist so terminology isn't my best, but her style now is giving semi cartoon realism, but airing on the side of the cartoon more now.

I feel that my unpopular opinion is that I'm not a huge fan of it. I really like the TLH portraits she did of Matthew, James, Christopher, Thomas, ect, but idk there is something about these new portraits in her style that I'm just not liking. Her lines are much sharper now, darker, more profound and it feels like all of the face shapes/ jaw lines are basically the same (and I know I have no room to talk since I draw in an anime style so one could argue all my lines look the same).

and I'm NOT saying that they are carbon copies. Jem clearly looks different from Will down to his eye shape which is amazing and looks great. But idk...maybe part of my disliking is also the inconsistencies? and I'm using that term lightly...but like

Clary's hair looking straight when it's very canonly curly. Alec and Magnus having basically the same haircut... (I’m not the best person to speak on Dru…but CJ’s flower card is different and feels more like how she’s described on the book). The lack of and absence of runes... and I know all of that can be personal preference/stylistic choice. After all, art is subjective and based off of the artist's interpretation (for the most part anyway) but I'm a stickler for details so it bugs me…

And I just liked the softness/ more realism style of the previous portraits Charlie has done for TSC than these newer ones. These new ones are nice and I do like them…just not as much…and there are some that I don’t like at all.

Thanks for reading my ramble 😂 I hope it made sense

Summary: I like Charlie’s work, but am not a huge fan of these new TSC portraits.

BESTIE I'M ABOUT TO CRY😭THE WAY I ASKED YOU MYSELF TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELING IN MY ASKBOX AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT

Okay okay, SO! You're so brave for saying this, LIKE YES WE'RE BEING FED, thank you for the content for our dying fandom, but damn...

Allow me to also start with: WE LOVE YOU CHARLIE, WE JUST LOVE TO COMPLAIN🥺

I can understand Clary's hair, she could have styled them, I understand few runes on James, maybe Cassie didn't clarify that BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE😫the first one looks like a dream and the second one... I'm not sure, it feels like sth is wrong about it but I'm not an artist and I can't say what exactly is off

BUT SOMETHING IS OFF RIGHT?

One time she nails the character completely and the next time BOOM JUMPSCARE

Is it Cristina? Is it... who's it😳 it can't be Dru

But also I can't blame Charlie, I mean I also prefer her old style, but I'm mostly confused by Cassie. Like...you paid for the work and had a chance to correct the artist or clarify some details about the characters but...you saw this and went YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, NO, NO NEED TO FIX ANYTHING IT'S ALREADY PERFECT

Girl—

#cassandra clare #damn i love this woman but in case someone might say I'm hating EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT #I'll put this🫴🏻#anti cassandra clare #just in case #charlie bowater #nothing against you #we love you 🫶🏻#tsc #tlh #the last hours #twp #dru blackthorn #wessa #chain of thorns #malec

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buildoblivionthenwewilltalk · 2 years

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okay girlies two more weeks to manifest mcr in umbrella academy s3 which gay little emo song do you want five to murder someone to please comment below <3

#i mean I love the classic ‘teenagers’#but I’m also thinking ‘vampire money’#or maybe ‘na na’#or you know what how about they give us a whole new song that would be nice #sorry magnus people I’m shifting back into my original state 😂#tua #the umbrella academy #mcr #my chemical romance

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