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"That is so wasteful, there are starving vampires in crypts that could use that blood." — @malka-lisitsa, Katherine Pierce

Washing the remainders of the previous ritual from his hands, Michael shoots Katherine a skeptical side glance. Coupled with a low huff of laughter. The blood vanishes in the drain, and he fetches the nearby towel from its hook to rub his hands dry. Finally turning to the vampire. ❛ I'm inconsolable. ❜ Dust-dry remark precedes fluid steps that bring Michael closer to her, the fleeting pout he offers being just as fake in nature as his foregone comment. He puts the towel back. Head canting to one side, he simpers. ❛ Here is a simple but brilliant solution, samaritan. You pay those poor vampires a visit ❜, a deliberate pause that Michael bridges by tapping the tip of Katherine's nose with the pad of his index finger. ❛ And sacrifice yourself. ❜

Which type of love interest would you be in a dating sim?

The sarcastic fuckboy who secretely has a heart of gold.

Upon first meeting you might seem insufferable, but it's only because you don't have time for what others might think of you. You're independent, confident, and you know what you want. That intimidates people, and you know it. But deep down you know it's all a show. You desire to be loved as much as any other person, but you don't want to get hurt and thus it's difficult for you to appear vulnerable to others. You'll try to mask your feelings with humor and aggressiveness when you feel someone might be getting too close to home. But those who have the patience to endure your cold exterior will be rewarded with the most caring and loyal person in their lives. You're the ride or die kind of type, and once you fall in love, you do it deeply and unconditionally.

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If it’s any consolation I’d watch all three lord of the poke-rings films without adding unnecessary commentary about the production of the film for you

.........she's okay with this. Very well, make it so.

lmao my old christian college dorm RA just appearing like the ghost of Easters Past to spew starter pack transphobia in my comments was not on my bingo card for today. Hold up. Think about this. Sis really whipped that evangelical fascist bs out to pick a fight with the trans person who used to watch boys climb in and out of her dorm window at night.

He's not sure how to feel about all those answers.

"Nick? Really? that's who you think I'd pick?"

Truth be told he has considered him, even if he is mildly annoying.

"Though It'd be making love because you're worthy of more than I could ever hope to give." With that he's hiding in his altar room he's had enough socializing today apparently.

Least your son or daughter will (probably) be blessed by victory. Just make sure to break the news once your knocked up to the little pokemon gently. And im sorry not sorry

"Hey, now... aren't you jumping the gun a little bit?" Why are they talking like it's already a sure thing??

Not that she isn't now thinking of how Vivi would react whenif this were to happen...

Ajax's reincarnation leaked😱real not clickbait

I let this sit in my inbox solely because of how Done it made me/hj

Thank you

10, but on the scale of beautiful, to be respectful <-- IC || out of character 10/10 baDDIE, HOTTIEEE. xD

How Hot Beautiful Is My Muse?

Rate Them 1-10 For Their Response!

She felt the blush creeping up her neck immediately, and she darted her eyes towards the ground.

"That's very kind of you to think so, Cyrus..." Annalise squeaked bashfully, glancing back up at him from underneath her lashes. "I don't receive such compliments often. Thank you."

Go hug your boyfriend, Guy. You deserve love and affection.

"And I deserve a mansion, a million reales, and a harem of the hottest guys around the world. But I can't realistically get everything, can I-"

"'Boyfriend'?! I don't have-

".......

"I haven't seen him in a while, have I? I thought I heard him, but I wasn't sure. I should check on him, should I? I am rather worried for him sometimes..."

Wilbur (hehe)

The fog overwhelmed everything today, making it nearly impossible to see even five feet in front of you. It was enough to fill Wilbur with unease, and yet despite that, he was also filled with a strange childish sense of adventure.

It seems we are both underwater

Perfect timing, I've become full sea bunny PFFFFF

@applesdrowned: i'm not brooding ! i'm just - i'm thinking .

Brooding, thinking. " Isn't that basically the same? " The rhetorical question follows a huff rooted in mild amusement, ere Michael ambles toward the armchair Chad occupies. In no moment averting his eyes from the ghost, he eventually stops by his side to crouch down and plant his forearms over the armrest. Plants his chin onto his now crossed arms and gleans Chad's features, curiosity tugging at his brows. " I'd say yes. "

Cue an impish smile creeping across his mien, the faintest shrug meanwhile rolls his shoulders. " Whatever you think about doing, go for it. " He'd add 'you only live once', but that doesn't quite work on the dead.

@paradoxeyed said:

Option 5: toss him some bread

The bread landed at his feet with a pathetic flop. He stared at it. Then he stared at Faelux.

"I look like a pigeon to you?"