Baby calimari cuz he's adorable wth
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if party poison were a candy they’d taste like those strawberry candies
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Deidara: Danna? Are you busy?
Sasori: Why?
Deidara: I need you to step on me, hm.
Sasori: Is this a new kink, or —?
Deidara: No! I pulled a muscle in my back yesterday and I can’t straighten it out. You walking on my back might help crack my spine and make me feel better.
Sasori: Ah; okay then. Lie on the floor …
Sasori: *waits for Deidara to lie on his stomach, then steps on his back and walks across it slowly*
Deidara: Ahhhh; feels so nice, hm.
Sasori: I’m not too heavy?
Deidara: No, you’re just right. Which is good because if you were too heavy then —
*Tobi walks into the room*
Tobi: Oooh, Senpai! Are we playing a new game?! Tobi wants to play, too!
Tobi: *runs full-speed at Deidara, pushes Sasori out of the way and jumps straight on to Deidara’s back*
Deidara: *shrieks as his spine loudly cracks*
Sasori: *shoves Tobi off* Dei? Are you alright?!
Deidara: I … I think so …
Deidara: *experimentally stands up*
Deidara: Wow … I feel so much better, hm! Thanks, guys! *walks out*
Tobi, to Sasori, in Obito voice: Well, well; looks I’m better at being on top of your boyfriend than you, puppet-man. How does that —
Sasori: *whips out his metal tail and pins Tobi to the wall*
Sasori: You touch him again, you look in his direction, you even think about him, and I’ll kill you.
Tobi, still in Obito voice: You think that worries me, Sasori? You think I fear something as trivial as death? Nothing scares me!
Sasori: You know that dango shop up the road? I’m friends with the owner. One call to him and you’ll never be allowed in there again. And did I mention the surrounding shops in the other villages are all run by relatives of his?
Tobi:
*the next day*
Deidara: Hey, Tobi; wanna hang out? We can watch a movie or go for a walk or —
Tobi, shrieking: STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME AWAY FROM MY ONE TRUE LOVE, YOU EVIL MAN! *runs away*
Deidara:
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