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achilleslyre · 1 year
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that barbara walters video where she’s talking about being donald sterlings silly rabbit except its naruto talking about sasuke to tsunade
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skoulsons · 1 year
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the father-daughter relationships where they start off pointing their weapons at each other not liking the other to literally flying home together in the span of like…two days. or less. no but really. I’m dying over here.
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malewifespike · 1 year
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just got a spam call they said ‘I’m cara. I’m with Medicare benefits. How are you doing today.’ And I said ‘uhh you’re a robot’ and she went ‘…No.’ and I hung up
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lilnasxvevo · 2 years
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How I imagine this conversation went every single time in the past ~16 years:
Someone learning about the rabbits: I thought pets weren’t allowed in the Cloud Recesses?
Lan Wangji: They are not pets.
Same someone: Then what are they????
Lan Wangji: *glares*
Same someone: Ah. They’re not pets, what else do I need to know? Aha please don’t hurt me
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the-last-butter · 2 years
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The morning after the Big Fight
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mooncactus · 2 years
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my dream omen = Sebastian reveal is that he gets added to the saving valkyrie victory team which he’s extremely nervous about due to time travel laws, and at some point someone is exasperated like “we don’t even know who this man is!” and never and skulduggery simultaneously say “it’s obviously omen.”
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serostuffsmh · 2 years
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Kai doesn't hire anyone in court because he's overly confident about himself since he watched some true crime documenteries plus he's cheap as fuck then get offended that he lost the case
Is he the one…standing trial? Is he representing himself? I really thought his gang would represent him because they don’t want their boss to go to prison.
“Your honour, my client is not guilty.”
“He killed three people on camera.”
“My client was just fucking with you, your honour.”
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burnt-toast-life · 2 years
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I hope you all know that if anyone needs the Golden Wolflord for ascension, I respectfully will not be ascending them nor will I help you. Ever.
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worstloki · 3 years
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the reason that thanos is a dumb villian is because kang/he who remains wrote his entire life out and made him do all those things, which i think is funny.
Episode 6 should’ve been Loki giving Kang a masterclass on storytelling
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petepark · 4 years
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tryin to find shit to draw pete in and wound up with pictures of honey from ohshc
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I don’t have any pink eyeshadow so I opted for blending out red lipstick as thin as I could instead and my eyebrows are green now, this is how kings live.
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girloikawa · 4 years
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kandriel is just kevin de-escaltaing every idea neil and andrew have
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ducktracy · 4 years
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the pure honesty and sincerity in his voice
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protostxr · 6 years
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i lovr kageyama so mcuch
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