having a sister who spent years working on a very busy high-risk labor/delivery floor and then went into general high risk OB services is fun because i get ALL the details on how exactly labor differs from media’s depictions of it

like she’s talking to my ma on the phone rn and i just heard her say “yeah she had a great labor! she only pushed for three and a half hours,” and my mom went “oh wow that’s not bad at all!” and i thought the same thing and then remembered that tv always makes it seem like once you start pushing, you’ve got ten, maybe twenty minutes until your baby is in your arms!!? that’s just something i thought was true for most of my life since i’ve never had a baby and most women who HAVE had babies (in my own personal experience etc etc) didn’t seem to really keep track of the timing of what happened when and how long each phase of labor lasted and all that jazz, and honestly it’s not something i’d have ever thought to question. but thanks to having a super cool sister who is very competent and has a ton of L&D experience, i know a lot about the nitty gritty details of labor!!! and that’s pretty cool

having a sister who is an L&D nurse has also, incidentally, firmly cemented my pre-existing refusal to EVER give birth to a child, too, because dear fucking god, the things i’ve heard. never in a million fucking years could that be me

We can't hear it Spam, but it's real to you. I get auditory hallucinations a lot, and usually what helps me is a distraction. Maybe... name 5 things you can see? Or make paper airplanes with old messages, or draw some pictures. Otherwise, I'm sure someone has a crossword or story they can send you to help you out!

Some backgrounds I made circa 2020 for an animation I never made. May try and finish this one day.

💖concept redraw; Julieta, my beloved 💖

you can thank blame @sophiasi1172​ for this one 

a narcissist's worst fear really is being away from you because after cutting her out, im in. genuine speechless awe by the sheer amount of Incredbily Important things I let her just. deadass steal from me. like. i cannot believe. she took the literary theory i invented & portrayed it. so so fucking poorly in the last essay of her first phd course & pretended she . came up with it. and that the poet she focused on. was her favorite. but he's. mine. she didnt even like him lmaoooo it's genuinly that she is so fucking mentally unwell but i will never ever ever be in the same room as her ever again & she can get fucked & keep preying on queer women who she fucking hates i guess because the only thing she hates more than losing attention, is not being victimized by it & there's no possible way for her to turn this on me to anyone (because she. has been telling people about me & making fun of me being a lesbian even tho she kept getting me drunk & trying to fuck me so like, whatever i guess) because i've given her nothing in writing & she looks crazy and clingy which she. fucking is. society if i could control the directions of cars with my mind.....

how the fuck do yall use photoshop

i dont understand what about this is so difficult for people to comprehend:

i just kinda want my thoughts on opinions on MY OWN HEALTH to be entertained instead of immediately disregarded

like. im 17. i shouldnt be having back pain so often. i shouldnt be having such severe leg pain. i shouldnt be dealing with such shitty hand joints. but FUCK ME i guess i dont get a say in jack SHIT about my own health!!!!! because what i say means fuck all!!!!! ok man!!!! whatever i guess!!!!!!!

Modern day Eddie would def have the same energy as Dave Grohl in the "appreciates good music and hardworking artists regardless of genre" way

DAVE GROHL MY BELOVED and exactly now whos to say he wouldnt love nirvana and foo fighters

my hair reaches past my knees and it drives me crazy everyday BUT it's the only thing I get complimented on so she gets to stay.. for now 🤨

my dad is so funny

credit to @otisbdriftwood for finding the millionth instance of rob literally having zero grasp or concept on his own timeline i stg when it comes to time accuracy he literally has never kept it consistent and I love it. 3fh is set in Y2k now i guess

Yo Tsubaki Transphobia Moment??????

im not a major character death angst type bitch but regarding future shadomega i cannot lie to you and say that i havent thought about how omega may live for a long ass time but immortality isnt an actual guarantee for a robot

How I feel downloading DOSBox, actually figuring out how to use DOSBox, and adding some fuckass audio driver to my decrepit and dying laptop to play Sam&Max Hit the Road

"i can't stand regretevator fans, they ruined hyakugojyuuichi" the skill issues you are admitting to are insane. anyways I AM KNOWN AS THE 😙 BEEF BASTARD 😈⚡️ everyone knows i'm tha ultimate mastah 🥰

Robin asking law what he will do now is so.... that's how she was after luffy saved her from crocodile