Mike: Yes yes, I'm Brazilian.
Soarinng: Brazilians are very cute! Very beautiful, very sweet. 😊
Mike: Ohh! Thank you very much! And Mexicans are very cute–
Soarinng: Handsome! Handsome, handsome.
Mike: Handsome! Handsome, handsome.
[They are immediately attacked by a giant moth]
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"Marcille is gay because she felt Falin up in the bath" boring. Anyone as neurotic as Marcille could act like that.
The biggest canon proof that Marcille is a lesbian is her extremely comphet fantasies of chaste and chivalric men.
Like this is just what lesbians who haven't realized they're lesbians imagine they want from men.
Marcille should not be at the club, but she should be home watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Revolutionary Girl Utena.
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anyone else think it’s weird that sidon replaced the statue of his beloved noble dead sister with a statue of link riding him. why are you marrying a woman
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* * * News Interruption * * *
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Upon seeing this part of a Wikipedia page, you’d probably assume the page is for some sort of celebrity
and you’d be absolutely correct, it’s Ms. Olivia Benson Swift
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