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whyse7vn · 1 month

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WORM -

[ jung hoseok x reader ]

HOSEOK ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

hoseok: wyd

y/n: can you talk to me like you love me pls

hoseok: there was sm love in that wyd i don’t what ur talking about actually

y/n: it felt like i was whore number 32

hoseok: ur literally whore 12???

y/n: you barely know 7 people let alone 12

hoseok: you literally said ur whore 32 so clearly i know more than 12 people

y/n: i said that it FELT like i was whore 32 not that i was

hoseok: let’s have sex

y/n: no

i’m listening to butterfly rn

ur interrupting

IS IT TRUEEEEE IS IT TRUEEEEEEEEEE

hoseok: no that’s actually so crazy cuz i wrote that song for you babe

y/n: ???

hoseok: and if you translate it the lyrics into hyroglifics it actually about why we should fuck rn

y/n: that is not true at all

also you did NOT write it according to my spotify

see

hoseok: i wrote it in my heart

y/n: ok

hoseok: do you like me

y/n: no not when ur wasting my time like rn

hoseok: maybe i just want to talk to you

y/n: ur boring

hoseok: wait why ur spotify in english ☠️☠️

this bitch can’t speak korean ohmygod 🤣💯😭🤦🏻‍♂️

y/n: and ur trying to fuck???

hoseok: i love you

y/n: i love you more

hoseoki: call me daddy

y/n: NO

hoseok: WHY ☹️

y/n: how many times do we need to go through this

you have thrown up BOTH times i’ve called you it

hoseok: what if i’ve changed

y/n: stop talking to me

hoseok: :p

maybe you need to encourage me more

a hoseokssi fighting~🥺🙏🏼💘

before you say it and i might not throw up

y/n: stop talking about it

hoseok: fine 😒

y/n: btw do you know where my pink hat is

cant find her i’m real upset

hoseok: btw i have not one clue where it is!!!

sorry to hear ur upset

don’t cry pretty

y/n: so ur telling me you don’t have it rn

hoseok: i don’t

y/n: answer the ft then

hoseok: i don’t want to

y/n: what if i’m naked

hoseok: are you?

y/n: no

hoseok: i’m not answering then

y/n: you have my hat hobi

hoseok: that is not true

babe ur like going insane i think

not good

let’s get you to a doctor

y/n: bring my hat home rn

hoseok: what hat?

y/n: i will NOT let you gaslight ur way out of this

hoseok: gaslighting isn’t real ur just insane

telling you we need to see a doctor asap no newjeans

y/n: don’t lose my hat pls

hoseok: why would i lose it

y/n: so you do have it

hoseok: whaaaatttttt

y/n: whatever just don’t lose it

hoseok: ok 😁

babe?

y/n: yeah

hoseok: miss you

y/n: is that why you took my hat?

hoseok: say you miss me back ohmygod

y/n: i miss you back

is that why you took my hat?

hoseok: wait babe ur spitting 🔥🗣️

y/n: i don’t spit

hoseok: no ur right

ur a good girl and swallow

y/n: ok bye

hoseok: ok i’m sorry come back 😢

i just want to fuck

y/n: ur life story at this point

hoseok: not true

there are times i don’t want to fuck

y/n: times like????

hoseok: i don’t have my thinking cap on rn

but if i did

i could name you times i didn’t want to

y/n: sure

hoseok: sure

y/n: sure.

hoseok: shorts tight as hell rn

y/n: shorts???

are you not cold

why are you wearing shorts rn it’s still cold outside

hoseok: my dick just THAT big i fear

y/n: jung hoseok

hoseok: ok i’m sorry this time i’m fr sorry

like actually babe

y/n: i prefer when you don’t lie to me

hoseok: my fault

did you believe i was sorry tho

y/n: no

hoseok: damn fr???

ur saying i’m not built for this kdrama life

y/n: you barely built for this one

hoseok: LMAOOOO

that wasn’t funny

if you thought i laughed ur wrong

don’t say things like that

i’m upset now

y/n: sorry babe

hoseok: it’s ok i forgive you

y/n: thx >_<

hoseok: is this you finally admitting ur in love with me

y/n: only a little

ur ego it’s getting a bit much these days

hoseok: always knew you loved me 💘😍

y/n: loved

hoseok: ?

y/n: past tense

hoseok: love

y/n: i didn’t say to change it

my love you in the past fr fr

hoseok: fr??

y/n: for real man

hoseok: man

y/n: yup

hoseok: remember when we were just friends

y/n: remember when we didn’t even know each other

hoseok: lowkey

take me back 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

y/n: that was my joke

you nasty little thief

hoseok: i’m not joking

y/n: if we breakup one day

ur gonna think back to this moment

and be like man

i was off my head

this was all my fault

why would i say some fucked up shit like this man

hoseok: you were gonna say the same thing tho?

y/n: but i didn’t

hoseok: ok

would you love me as a worm tho

y/n: i don’t even love you as you are rn

hoseok: OK WHAT

SWITCH UP IS CRAZY

LIKE CRAZY

NO JIMIN

you said you love me

y/n: LOVED

get it right

hoseok: ok wtf man

y/n: you wouldn’t love me as a worm

hoseok: who said that???

not me

ask me the question

y/n: would you still love me as a worm?

hoseok: no!!

y/n: kys

hoseok: my sweetheart ❤️

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nah someone tell hoseok to let the daddy agenda go omg bf so crazy guys 🤦🏽‍♀️😂‼️

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just realised joon was supposed to be next my fault LMAO

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kirarinlovesidols · 1 year

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I'm brainrotting a little bit about a genshin x twst crossover x reader fic. Y'know those ones where the reader has the same personality and appearance of a genshin character and might as well be them? Yeah smth like that...

I've seen some Raiden ones(they're kinda...they look like they're written by 12yo's tho, as much as the premise itself is interesting the person who writes it never seems to grasp the personalities or know what to do after chapter 1 and 2) and it srsly made me think.

What if there was a fic where reader is Nahida? More specifically Greater Lord Rukkahdevata.

Reader would look like this^

However things would be kinda different. Kusanali would be the "greater lord" while reader would be the lesser.

I wanted to invert things cause i wanted the reader to have a personality. I know reader fics more often than not are only supposed to be self indulgent and the reader is a blank slate but that never rlly sat well with me. So in a way as the story goes Rukkha!Reader would have the same traumas and motivations as Nahida.

Same inferiority complex, same fear of loneliness, always comparing herself to others etc.

But still would be very kind and motherly.

Lmao i can already imagine reader slowly but surely becoming the god mother of Night Raven.

Rukkha!Reader would also be very anxious due to being isekai'd into twisted wonderland. She's worried about her people and wants to go back. Never in her life would she thought the first time she ever experienced life outside the "cage" would be in another universe entirely.

She retains her archon powers though! Everything we know Nahida can do, reader can as well :))

(such as mind reading, flying, control over plants, basically dendro in general + her skill and ult)

Plus! Rukkha!Reader can be considered overpowered so if i were ever to write it(which i won't, I'm not rlly good enough to do so) i would keep her as some kind of "observer" since she loves watching humans in order to understand emotions better. I think she would only help during overblots and even then what she can do would be limited, canonically Nahida isn't very good at fighting.

I think people would probably mistake Rukkha!Reader by a fae(long ears and great magical power) and she just doesn't bother to correct anyone cause it's easier to obtain information that way. Malleus and Lillia know she isn't one tho, they can prolly feel it.

I also like the idea of highlighting the importance of platonic relationships, not only romantic ones!!

A thing that happens a lot in x readers fics when the reader is conventionally pretty is how every character falls for them. I never really liked that, it's not realistic and EVEN if reader would be to have a harem i think there's a need to show the person who's reading the fic WHY so many characters love them in the first place.

Slow burn and etc, y'know?

Yeah so that was my brainrot! Thanks to anyone who read it. Feel free to take this idea away from me btw, i absolutely cannot write it, it's way beyond my capabilities and i have ADHD so i can't update things regularly lmaoooo.

So if there's anyone who does consider taking the idea please @ me so i can read your work!! I would love to :)))

#genshin impact x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #fem reader

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hirukochan · 3 months

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WIP game

snape/barty/reader??? oooh as a servant of death reader this definitely catches my attention

but what intrigues me the most are ‘more than just a death eater’ and ‘Karina Snape’

tho not gon’ lie i’m cackling at ‘snape’s daughter x voldemort’ LMAOOOO HAHAH my homie really can’t catch a break from voldy i’m cryin 😂😂

Yesss! It's been sitting in my wip pile for forever lol

“I have big plans for you today.” He says and you give an euphoric nod with your head. The blindfold falls from your head and you blink, trying to get used to the light quickly. You freeze. Fuck Snape is leaning against a large four-poster bed, his arms crossed in front of his chest, face framed by his long black hair, like ink spilling down the sides of his face. Next to him is Crouch. He is wearing his usual three-piece suit, his hair perfectly styled back. He too has his arms crossed. Both of their expressions are cold, foreboding. You squeak. Helpless with the gag in your mouth and your hands tied and you know you are in trouble. “What do we have here?” Snape drawls. “I already knew you were a slut, girl, but oh how I underestimated you.” “Did you think we wouldn’t find out, princess.” Crouch’s nickname for you is sharp, lacking its usual oh so sweet teasing. I know you have another one in you, princess; you take my cock so well, princess; sit, don’t hover, princess… Snape comes closer, slowly, like a wild animal closing in on its prey. He loosens the gag. “Ok look- you were never meant to find out!” You say as soon as you spit the red ball out. Your eyes flick from one man to the other. “That’s your apology?” “I am not apologising!” You retort defiantly.

More than just a Death Eater, I just love that title so much. It's a Snape/OC fic (friends to lovers), following how Snape fell into Voldemort's clutches as a teen and later his life as a spy.

Teen!Snape is so adorable! (and kinda stupid, at least when it comes to Theodora)

It was the night before the Christmas holidays and the students of Hogwarts had, fairly last-minuted, organised a party. A bunch of snotty boarding school kids take any chance they get to get shit-faced drunk and high on the shit the seven-year Hufflepuffs grow in the abandoned greenhouse eight. Severus despises the lot of them and yet here he stands, hidden away in a corner with a beer in his hand, watching the colourful crowd. Snotty boarding school kids also use every chance they get to get out of their uniforms. A wild mix of 70s Muggle fashion and wizarding robes ‘dance’ as they’d call it, in the stuffy empty classroom in the dungeons. Pounding music comes from somewhere, Severus isn’t sure, though he knows who is in control of the playlist tonight. There is only one person at this school with such impeccable taste in music and only one person who’d combine Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Cure, Bauhaus and the fucking soundtrack to Grease on a single playlist! The same person that effortlessly switches from dancing to Helter Skelter like nobody's watching her, to singing along to You’re the one that I want with Barty, dancing on top of some tables at the edge of the room and yet she’s the centre of attention without even realising. Theodora O’Brian. She’s wearing a black leather skirt and her wild, light brown curls spill down her back, as unwilling to bend and get tamed as her. “Who the fuck let the druid choose the music?!” Snape’s head whips around at the all too familiar voice. Potter, flanked by his goons and one arm around Lily’s shoulders, walks into the room. He and Black tried and failed to dress Muggle. Why they continue to pretend to be something they are not, Severus will never understand. They have everything, pure blood, vaults overflowing with money, decently skilled in magic - why would they want to be Muggle? Theodora flips Potter off but deigns him no more of her attention. Severus takes one last bitter sip of beer and cucks the bottle aside, choosing to slip away before Potter and Black ruin his evening even further. He lights a cigarette in the hallway. Severus doesn’t even know why he fucking came. Avery and Mucliber fucked of to who knows where right after they arrived and he can imagine a thousand things he’d rather do than see Lily and Potter snogging. Or Theodora and Barty. Severus doesn’t know what would be worse. Not that he’s into Theodora. Of course he’s not into a girl who’s so painfully far out of his league - the mere notion someone like Severus would fall for someone like her is laughable.

“Severus!” He swirls around. Theodora’s heels echo on the stone floor. Her cheeks are flushed and a thin sheen of sweat is covering her skin. “You leaving already?” Severus shrugs, suddenly lost for words. She comes to a stand in front of him, so close, closer than usual. “Didn’t think anyone would notice.” “I did.” She whispers. Her lashes flutter, is it normal to blink that fast? Does she always? Is she having a stroke? Shit, Severus knows nothing about strokes. A garbled mess of vowels leaves his mouth, most eloquent. Theodora either doesn’t notice or gracefully ignores it. She plucks the cigarette from Severus’ lips and takes a long drag, staring off into the distance. “Are you leaving for Christmas?” “Yeah- I’d stay, but then mum would be alone with him.” He shrugs again. Why can’t he seem to act like a normal fucking person? “You?” “Druids don’t celebrate Christmas.” She says while blowing out a thick cloud of smoke. “Right.” That was stupid of him. This time she shrugs. “Grandpa invited me for Christmas dinner though. You should drop by, the Malfoys always make a ridiculous amount of food.” “I don’t think I will.” Her smile falters for a split second. She shrugs again. “Sure. It’s whatever.” “I might.” “Nah, not if you don’t want to.” Something changes in her eyes that Severus can’t quite place. “I’m glad you came today.” Before Severus can embarrass himself any further she leans forward and her lips meet his. He is too confused to do much. She weaves a hand through his hair, it settles at his nape and she pulls him in, pressing her lips clumsily against his. Timidly her tongue pokes against the seams of his lips and as though some higher power overrights the controls of Severus’ body he meets her tongue. It’s weird, it’s unfamiliar, it’s his first bloody kiss! His arms uselessly hang down the sides of his body and his stomach explodes with a thousand butterflies on crack. “Happy Christmas, Severus.” She whispers and gently wipes her deep red lipstick off his lips. “Happy Chrismtas-” He stammers like a fucking zombie, cringing at himself because she just fucking said she doesn’t celebrate! He knows that- why can’t he just be normal! She chuckles and puts his cigarette back between his lips. “Thanks.” With one last smile towards him, she skips away, rejoining the party to no doubt smash in Black’s nose for changing her music.

Karina Snape is Snape's little sister, she is around the same age as Tonks. Both Tobias and Eileen are dead, leaving Snape as her guardian. He's pretty hands off and basically doesn't know her until Karina blows up an entire wing of Ilvermorny and gets expelled. Snape forces her to attend Hogwarts, things don't exactly go well xD.

The Snape's daughter thing will be funny (poor Sevvy). She was born into a very secluded covent of witches. There are different lineages within the covent and their members draw power from the magical being they are related to (e.g Veela, Vampire, etc). The witches of this covent only give birth to girls and those girls, once of age, are encouraged to breed with the most powerful man. Snape's daughter takes that as a challenge and decides she'll have Voldemort's child. Meanwhile she is also planning a political coup 🤫

And she has a miniature pinscher familiar calles Atticus.

#ask #tag game answers #wip

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vendettaviraa · 3 years

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Singer!Reader HCs

feat. Alt MHA bois Part 2 Here

Pairings: Bakugo x Reader, Sero x Reader, Hawks x Reader, Dabi x Reader, Shoji x Reader, Tokoyami x Reader, Kirshima x Reader Notes: The songs I put at the bottom just imagine them with a fem! singer bc its the overall vibe I went for. There is a part two bc it got pretty long whoops

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Doesn’t openly talk about loving your music or you per se, but owns so much merch of you and your band. I’m talking posters, postcards, albums, shirts, etc.

Listens to your voice R E LI G I OU SL Y

If he thinks he’s alone then he’ll try to duet some of your songs, convincing himself that you two would make such a great singing duo

UPLOADS DRUM COVERS OF YOUR SONGS AND FREAKS OUT WHEN YOU LIKE/RESPOND TO THEM!!!11

ALWAYS goes to your signings if he has time and when you signed his drumsticks with a heart mans is deceased

Always opts for more of your heavier/faster songs bc this man just needs the fuel to his anger. But on days when he’s really down or feels lonely he listens to your more softer and melodic songs, soaking in your vocals.

Rewatches your music videos and likes every single picture you post.

Favorite song of yours: Calm Snow - I See Stars

Tells EVERYONE about you and your band, plays your songs on blast and recommends them to everyone.

Doesn’t really own much posters of you/your band but he does have lots of apparel. (Shirts, beanies, keychains, etc)

LOVES attending your concerts, always gets front row seats to see your pretty smile.

This dude man, he has pictures of you two on his page from every concert/meet and greet/ signings/etc that he’s ever attended. Like so many you know his name now.

He’s more drawn to your easy-going, light vocals type songs

But isn’t afraid to listen to your heavier stuff

Mans STREAMS your music videos and loves making edits of solely you

Favorite song of yours: Silence Speaks - While She Sleeps

SIMPING FOR YOU!!!! HE EVEN HAS A BODY PILLOW OF YOU IM--

Several posters, photos, stickers, albums, you name it he has it

Brings you lots of gifts to each backstage concert bc yk he buys that VIP shit

He will absolutely DIE if he sees pictures of you wearing an expensive necklace he gifted you or any sort of jewelry

Hangs out and talks to you so much that you guys actually become good friends!!

I feel like he would lowkey make fanfics about the two fo you. You cant tell me he wont

Has an ALT ACC WITH THIRSTY EDITS OF YOU!! Calls you his baby bird/dove/songbird/etc

I also feel like Hawks plays guitar or bass and he would def make covers or even collab with you bc yall besties now

Mans has a tiktok account and will def post videos of yall singing together

Although he’s a really chill guy I feel like he leans more towards your slower songs that hit harder than the others

Favorite song of yours: The Fear Of Letting Go - Too Close To Touch

Being a villian and all, you know he cant come to your concerts/events but he damn well tries to.

Doesn’t own much merch of yours as he accidentally burnt a poster he had of yours after a certain incident (he felt really bad bc he got mad)

I feel like he would def have a funko-pop or figurine of you on his desk

Loves jamming to your songs (blasting it so loud in his room that its literally shaking in there LMAO)

Watches ALL of your music videos, streams and BUYS YOUR MUSIC TO SUPPORT YOU HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

Sings along with you omg even tho it hurts to reach your high notes

Thrives off of your more aggressive songs especially the one where he can feel the pain in your voice over whatever subject or whoever you were singing about

Definitely wishes he was that ex you sung about LMAO

Why can I see him punching drywall to your songs bc hes so into it LMAOOOO

Favorite song of yours: Crooked Smile - Too Close To Touch

One of the bois who don’t talk about their love for you super much, but instead is a closeted fan!

Watches your music videos on REPEAT, knows the lyrics to all of your songs

Whenever you smile at the screen or do something cute, he is STRUCK with love

Binge-watches all of your interviews/funny moments/etc, just loves getting to know you and seeing all the sides of you that isn’t the perfect singer that everyone sees

He does attend your concerts/events but he stays in the back for he doesn’t want to scare anyone or you with how he looks like

Why can I see him running an appreciation blog like-

Posting about your cute smile or laugh and he’s internally panicking bc you mentioned his blog in your latest interview saying that seeing all the kind things he posted about you made your day whenever you were down

Prefers the slower, melodic songs or where you’re just messing around

Favorite song of yours: All I wanted - Paramore

Have you SEEN THIS MANS ROOM

Like there is no doubt in my mind that he has posters covering every inch of his wall. Limited edition posters, signed posters, you name it he has it

Doesn’t really talk about you but if he knows his friends also listen to you, then he will def rant about you

“Hey Tokoyami have you heard _’s new song yet-” Man has bags under his eyes bc he streamed that song so many times last night listening to it on repeat. When the music video dropped he shared that shit on all of his social medias.

Def does covers of your songs, it fills him with joy when you repost his covers on your account with a nice message ‘You’re so talented omg!! <3 <3′

Also to me he would be the type of guy who posts lyrics in the comments if there isn’t any and would def go into detail about the lyrics meaning and such

Has a jacket full of patches of your band logo and album covers

He’s met you on a few occasions and he’s more than happy to stop and chat with you. Although he doesn’t go into full fan mode with you around, he respects you and instead asks about your day and such

Has no preference on your style, just that its you singing

Favorite song of his: Dance Macabre - Ghost

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