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The more I walk around my house without my glasses on the more I realize that I would be fucked going into TWST without them bc I am blind AF and can’t even walk straight without them
Like can you imagine traveling into a world of magic and not being able to see??? Instant death
Trey: hey prefect!
Near-sighted!yuu: *turning around but can’t see shit* who?????
Trey: I’m literally standing right next to you…
Near-sighted!yuu: *squinting* OH! Hi Ace, wassup?
Trey: Okay… 1. I’m not Ace and 2. How in the Queen’s name have you survived this long?
NS!yuu: *steps on Leona’s tail* Oh god, a snake!
Leona: Oi, what the hell?!
NS!yuu: IT SPEAKS!?
Jamil tries to hypnotize them and it’s just pointless and endlessly infuriating.
Jamil: look into my eyes…
NS!yuu: sir I can’t even see your face how tf am I going to find your eyes?????
Jamil: HOW BLIND ARE YOU?!??
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst x reader#trey x reader#leona kingscholar x reader#jamil x reader#trey clover#leona kingscholar#jamil viper#;golden chirps#;golden shitposts#twisted wonderland x reader#Near-sighted!Yuu
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Fellas, I think I know what's going to happen to q!Philza :^) .....
Just remembered that Phil wanted to make an insanity arc for his dsmp character during "The Hog Hunt " . When d!Philza was locked in his house by d!Tubbo and started to dig a giant hole under his L'Manberg house, but Techno rescued Philza really fast.
(ty whoever made a compilation of all Sad-ist dsmp animatics that just shook my memories)
#qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp theory#my man is so cooking its jover for us#isolation with white noise of birds chirps and wings flap for a week i think#maybe he will be back Friday but i can see him simmer till monday#will be incredible if admins just for this occasion bring back the crow mob that will lead the rescue group to phil#because that would be canonicaly CHATERS LEADING THEM BECOUSE WE SAW EVERYTHING AND GOT DESPERATE#bonus points if phil is rescued from the bird house and there is now no birds. but lots of feathers everywhere#“it was too loud for too long. i needed them to stop”#and no he didn't ate any of the birds. there are planty fruit bushes around the bird house and golden apples in his pocket#but the desperate flapping that he cant accompany was too much#that would be cinema....
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Can't get over the fact that Sir Golden "parkour pro chasing after Luz to get back his staff, including literally scaling a wall" Guard literally just fell down a bunch of stairs while wondering out loud if they were an illusion. Hunter, how much sleep have you been getting??
#i'd say he has no responsibilities so he can sleep all day#but after hollow mind i'd be surprised if he doesn't get nightmares#flapjack: -chirp chirp-#hunter trying to avoid his dreams by reading another book on grimwalkers: i dont need sleep i need answers#yes i know he almost slipped and fell whilst scaling said wall but that doesn't change the fact he DIDNT#and that was the middle of the night wasn't it? and he normally gets up at six#anyways hunter's a total badass but somehow still clumsy af and i love that for him#the owl house#toh#hunting palismen#labyrinth runners#labyrinth runners spoilers#toh spoilers#the owl house spoilers#agustus porter#toh gus#toh hunter#the golden guard
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beasts
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good job 👍🏻 (05.23.23)
#nicolas hague#vegas golden knights#hockeyedit#nic hague#nhl#nhl playoffs 2023#insane he got 2 minutes for chirping#like the guy wasn't going to be goaded into fighting with that moron and the refs were too scared not to give us something#my gifs
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hc that hunter becomes Dell's apprentice and eventually carves a giant wolf palisman that acts as a therapy dog for his ptsd
#it is very important to me that the wolf is giant and fluffy#bigger than the traditional palisman at least#also the wolf is black for no other reason than i have already imagined it in my head#bird likes to chirp#toh#hunter wittebane#toh hunter#hunter toh#the golden guard#the owl house#dell clawthorne
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SUCCCESSSSSSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN SWEEEEPPP
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Ivan Barbashev: Stanley Cup Champion (STL 2019 | VGK 2023) and Light of My Life
Bonus:
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hello i think i need more short scenarios and hedcanon from ur NS!yuu please
Of course! I’m glad you enjoyed that little silly script so here you go (^_^) - GN
Near-sighted!Yuu Shenanigans Pt. 2
NS!Yuu, just waking up: Why the hell is my alarm fuzzy?
Grim, held by his face: LET ME GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT-!!
Crowley: Because I am so wonderfully generous, I will allow you to stay here as a member of the janitorial staff!
NS!Yuu: Yeah, sure, whatever. Do I get insurance?
Crowley: Uhm… yes?
NS!Yuu: Good, because if I had to pay for a new prescription without insurance I would burn this school down so quickly-
In Crewel’s Exam for the first time…
NS!Yuu: So you’re telling me I have to get every measurement correct or else I’ll cause an issue?
Crewel: Yes, even a gram off and you’ll fail the test
NS!Yuu, taking it as a challenge and taking off their glasses: b e t
Crewel will never have anyone else measure ingredients so exactly. The only perk of being near-sighted is that precision is so easy with your face an inch away from the scale :)
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#;golden chirps#;golden shitposts#Near-sighted!Yuu#grim twst#dire crowley#divus crewel#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader
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Anyone who has written or tagged expressing interest in helping with MCNN- first of all hell yeah thank you, second of all we will get to you today!!
We just need to make sure we're prepared to like, double in headcount in a way that lets everyone help without crashing into each other 😅 sit tight!
#mcnn#salem tag#idk that many will see this bc shadowban but for those that do: dont worry i promise we want your help lol#imagining a golden sunshine field of rainbow flowers and birds chirping labeled 'one person assigned to every pov'
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I love you sunrises I love you sunsets I love you golden hours, one of the reasons to keep on going
#walking on the cracked sidewalk. the dirty pigeons and the invasive species parrots chirping#feet crushing trash and leaves#the tall half naked trees#the wind blowing through their rusty leaves and the hollow orange abandoned building#the bright baby blue sky and it's soft white clouds touched by golden sunrays#and quietly the light touches it all#pointless microblogging
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It’s like 4am I don’t know what to post
Anyway the David emoji
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Come wayward souls that wander through the darkness
#marianne von edmund#fire emblem#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#golden deer#my art#surprise! it was a wip#the caption is from over the garden wall#chirp#myart
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.......still on the couch.
Huh.
oookay? Um. I'm going to finish the ramen just in case. uhh... i think he likes his like this
#A Moment With The Crow Father [Asks]#Crow Chirps [Anonymous]#uhh... maybe i'll put some golden carrots in it
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oh my god. do you think belos named him Hunter because he wanted to raise him to be a witch hunter like himself, a version of his brother that hunted wild witches alongside him instead of falling in love with them?
#toh#the owl house#emperor belos#philip wittebane#caleb wittebane#wittebro#toh spoilers#hunter wittebane#toh hunter#the golden guard#bird likes to chirp#hollow mind
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got that new haircut mod for him hehehe
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