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this is what your average butch lesbian looks like
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cousin being gay on my server god i hate gay people
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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Noah Schnapp has came out as gay but I think TikTok has made straight people get a bit too comfortable with gay jokes, so here's a quick little guide. Don't say that Noah Schnapp is 'fruity' or 'zesty' or 'has a bit of sweetness in him'. In fact, don't say this about anyone, including the fictional character William Jacob Byers. Do not joke about him being potentially bisexual or lying about his sexuality. Do not say that you already knew. This is just rebranded homophobia. I don't care if you're joking, just say that he is gay.
And if one of you so much as whispers the world girlypop into the void, I will go INSANE.
#stranger things#byler#noah schnapp#will byers#lgbtq#gay#lgbt#lgbtq+#mlm#also disclaimer that i am not mlm! i wouldn't make these jokes myself#as i just don't feel comfortable doing so#straight people should feel even more uncomfortable
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#png#pngs#collage#polaroid#tw faggot#disclaimer...#i am gay#i can and will say fag thank you good night
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the fact that hannigram, merthur, and johnlock are all still in the tumblr top 100 ships is so fucking insane
#year in review#hannigram#merthur#johnlock#gay people are crazy#(disclaimer: i am also gay people)#/pos
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koisenu futari ep. 1 (2022)
i will be your bloom ep. 7 (2022)
screenwriter: yoshida erika
#aromantic#koisenu futari#kimi no hana ni naru#i will be your bloom#jdrama#*#kf subs are courtesy of kaizensubs!#have i mentioned i owe yoshida erika my entire life#for those interested there is a romance in i will be your bloom but imo there's a much stronger focus on friendship and found family!#AND one of the characters is canonically aro!#and there's gay and pan rep!#and platonic male-female friendships!!#disclaimer that i am only on episode 8 out of 10 so I guess it's possible they could throw us a curveball in the last few episodes#but I'm assuming not
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Billy really did kinda fail upwards, when you think about it..... like imagine you and your spouse are both doctors with a swanky Manhattan apartment and your firstborn son is comic book nerd with clinical depression. Instead of applying for college, he took a gap year and went on an interdimensional road trip with a guy who used to be legally banned from planet Earth, joined an extremely shady corporation based in international waters, and ended up having to go on the run after being framed for chemical warfare. Then, at 21 years of age and with no job, he had a shotgun Vegas wedding and somehow ended up ruling an interstellar empire.
The power fantasy of Billy Kaplan isn't being an all-powerful sorcerer, it's being a failtwink who managed to marry royalty.
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Ideal naruto blunt rotation?
Honestly...
Kakashi, for I know he'd be more alert and much weirder than me.
Genma, who provides good vibes and also the weed.
Gai, who provides encouragement for those having panic attacks due to the drugs.
Tenten, who would prob be willing to run and fetch refreshments, should she be reimbursed and maybe taught something cool.
Tsunade in a good mood.
Shisui if he isn't being insane.
Anko if she doesn't feel like beating me up.
And, you know what, Orochimaru if he wasn't feeling particularly evil that day.
#a strange amalgamation again#naruto#Naruto imagines#Naruto headcanons#ideal blunt rotation#kakashi#genma#gai#tenten#tsunade#shisui#anko#orochimaru#disclaimer I am an adult and don't want to hang out with children smoking weed
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why are you a straightsid truther
he's straight
#asks#sidney crosby#answer i'm leaving in the tags bc i am a gossip purveyor but do not seek to become a gossip blog (im here 4 auston matthews' chest hair)#bc he is the most famous active or possibly ever nhler and has never been caught.#almost everyone else who's Possibly Queer has like *actual* rumours; he operates on a negative#on a 'well he's not very public or affectionate with his gf now is he?'#which. yeah no totally that's super read-into-able#but i PROMISE one of the guys on datalounge wouldve said something by now if there was substance to it#also. and this is just me. he doesn't really ping idk there are wayyyy more gay-on-vibes nhlers out there than his whole deal#FINAL disclaimer that reality and fanfic are different and gay sid fic is WHOLEHEARTEDLY encouraged and adored by yours truly !!!!#okay awl this over continue as usual
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Btw i do block anti para discoursers. If u believe in thought crime you're going to annoy the shit out of me if you're not just full on trying to harm people who aren't doing anything wrong. And I don't want someone like you around me. Also it feels like abuse apologia and false conflation of a thought or feeling with abuse. And that is cruel to victims of abuse.
only exception is if we're mutuals and you in good faith want to learn more about why the idea of thought crime is BAD NEWS. Oh yeah and it puts innocent people behind bars, and i don't mean for stuff like csem which actually is abuse. What I'm referring to is known as Obscenity Law in the US, barring the possession or distribution of ANY generally legal pornography if it "doesn't align with your community's values" and "is obscene/gross" and "has no artistic merit," all of which are extremely subjective and up to judges, juries, and lawyers. Don't panic though, furries and bdsm likers and lolicon havers. These things alone are not illegal, and you cannot be charged for obscenity law unless someone specifically goes through the effort to take you to court with an incredibly good lawyer. Basically, unless you think that someone who has legally obtained proof (e.g: not stolen, etc.), a lot of money, and a burning hate for you, and you live in a very conservative community, the chances you will ever have to deal with obscenity law are extremely low to none.
#pro para#obscenity law#us law#disclaimer that i am not a lawyer and simply heavily into law research of all kinds but cannot give legal advice as a lawyer#(yet) (might become a lawyer someday idk we'll see)#paraphile safe#thought crime#btw antis before you use the legality argument as a gotcha for the millionth time#your cute fluffy gay fanfic with no age difference can still apply under obscenity law#tw csem mention#also 'proship antipara' people are cringe as hell#if you can acknowledge that thinking about a character is not abuse you can acknowledge the same of thinking ab something real#cause thing is thinking about something does nothing to anyone#like right now im choosing to think about killing idk some guy walking his dog. the guy and the dog are fine and alive and well.#nothing happened or will happen#hope that helps
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haaaate when people go “you’re oppressed because you’re trans, not because you’re a man” like. i’m trans *because* i’m a man.. the two can’t be separated.
#‘you’re oppressed bc youre gay not bc you like men’ < what you people sound like#rambling#obligatory disclaimer that i am not saying all men are oppressed or that Man is an oppressed class
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in the same thread of the "i cant believe jamie didnt get to check grindr even ONCE" post i can't believe jamie tartt didn't get to play with his gender even a LITTLE. no nail polish no skirt not even EYELINER. shameful
#beebles#ted lasso#jamie tartt#usual disclaimers of hi hello i am a transgender person i know these things do not define a gender but i think you take my meaning#gay little earring does NOT count.#it counts for the bisexual little jamie agenda but not the jamie tartt experiences gender agenda#cannot believe he didn't get called a good girl even once.#what are we doing to our beautiful women.
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ranking my childhood gay awakenings based on how unhinged they are
11. sam (totally spies)
if she was ur favourite, ur gay now. i don’t make the rules. honourable mention for britney cause i liked her too
10. jade west (victorious)
feel like this is a pretty basic one but jfc she’s hot
9. shego (kim possible)
also pretty basic but she’s so hot and i love her
8. azula (avatar: the last airbender)
who isn’t obsessed with her ??
7. icy & darcy (winx club)
what’s not to love about hot, evil witches? stormy’s probably gayest tbh but she wasn’t the obsession
6. cleo & nefera de nile (monster high)
idek what to say
5. vanessa doofenshmirtz (phineas and ferb)
badass goth daughter of the antagonist ?? yes pls (see azula)
4. june (avatar: the last airbender)
badass goth hunter lady ?? hi i’m gay
3. mary test (johnny test)
honestly i hate that i realized this
2 & 1. the killer bebes (kim possible) & tigress (kung fu panda)
tied cause what the fuck ???? was obsessed with the bebe episodes and i JUST realized why i was obsessed with them and tigress
#disclaimer: i am not a furry#i promise#totally spies#avatar: tla#kung fu panda#kim possible#winx club#monster high#johnny test#phineas and ferb#victorious#there are more but these were at the top of my head#after i realized the tigress thing#gay awakening#wlw#lesbian
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VERONICA SAWYER - Heathers: The Movie
PROPAGANDA:
Her teen angst has a body count!! I’m very gay for her, she’s played by Winona Ryder
#poll#veronica sawyer#veronica heathers#heathers#heathers the movie#image included#has propaganda#week three#(mod comment disclaimer)#(Wow i think I am gay for her as well. pretty)
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Its so so frustrating when white Irish leftists think LGBT rights are the be all and end all of everything. like why do I see people all the time responding to fascists and white supremacist 'irish first' racists with pride flags like ye are not the target here cop on! presumably these fascists and white supremacist are homophobic and transphobic but in all fairness like ye must realise ye would be a hundred time safer in a crowd of these white supremacists as a white Irish person regardless of your sexuality than any non white irish person or immigrant would be. Put more energy into protecting the non white non Irish people in your communities that are being targeted by these white supremacists than you do into making everything about yourself
#Same energy as when I was at a cultural diversity event thing on culture night and there was a blackboard on the wall to write up what you#Liked about cultural diversity and some eejit I know wrote 'be gay do crime' when the event was explicitly about racial and ethnic diversit#In the city#And obviously this isn't just a problem with white Irish leftists id imagine white American or English or French etc leftist would be the#Same I'm just pulling from my own experiences#'leftists'#Ireland#Irish#Also when (white) socialist or communist Irish leftists try to make white supremacy in this country about themselves#Disclaimer I am white
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