sisterofskylark
Sister of Skylark
NikkiShe/herSideblog to:https://daughterofskylark.tumblr.comThis blog is for some of the funny shit my sister says (with cameo’s from friends).
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I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this
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what they dont tell you about crocheting projects is that you'll start one like "oh i'll just do this for a little bit ^w^" and then next thing you know boom its been 5 hours.
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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you see me sitting perfectly still with a pleasant smile on my face and zoom into my brain where you hear a deep voice that says horror is a form of communication, it's how we explore our sorrow and the form of it changes with our world and our experiences. it is deeply fundamental to the mental health our society and in our exploration of what we feel-
you zoom even further in and see a tiny car driving in circles honking merrily
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Dad: the silence is bugging me. My head is buzzing
The ac: rrhhasaaaaaaaa
The washer: THUd ThUD THuD. Water noise water noise
Wet clothes noise
The diffuser: splish Spash
#sister of skylark#shit my sister says#neurodiversity#neurodivergent#sensory sensitivity#auditory processing disorder
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"If I die of a heart attack at this bitter young age I’m blaming you"
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Lulu makes the *best* writing prompts. For example:
"An android. No robot uprising. No drama. Just a nice person who make clang sound if they fall or bump into something"
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My sister: “Is the bi flag bi colored?”
Me: “No, it has three colors.”
Sis: “A shame, they really missed the mark with that pun.”
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Lulu: *Snoring in a dead sleep*
Lulu, rolling over and mumbling: “I have issues to problem with like... five animals.”
#she sleep talks#sleep talking#sleep talker#I honestly forgot she sleeptalked#i have issues to problem#with like... five animals#mighy have been five pets#it was hard to understand and memory bad#five animals#pet#pets#animals#funny#we did have five pets#but we rehomed one of the cats#poor thing was not getting along well with 3/4 other animals#Boy seems to be doing better in his new home#the other two cats are happier now#shit my sister says#sister of skylark
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“ ‘Don’t slouch, sit up straight.’
‘FIGHT THEM FOR GLORY!!!’
Plot twist, they’re married. ”
-Lulu
You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.
#sister of skylark#shit my sister says#lulu#writing prompt#angel#devil#angry viking#50s housewife#plot twist#they’re married#fight them#for glory#dont slouch#sit up straight
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Lulu: “I’m sick and tired of social constructs.”
Lulu: “Do you know what’s not a social construct?”
Me: “Uhhhh... time?”
Lulu: “Our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.”
Me: “Pffffft.”
#shit my sister says#sister of skylark#im so sick of social constructs#do you know what’s now a social construct?#uhhh... time?#our Lord and savior#Jesus Christ#social construct
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Lulu: Wonder were phone is
Phone: laughing at me because I looked away and instantly forgot were it was
Crow: Mood
Lulu: And I say Sissy has no object permanence.
Lulu: ...
Lulu: She genuinely does struggle with object permanence sometimes.
Lulu: I just derp sometimes but she consistently forgets that things exist if she can’t see them
Me, busting down the door: EXCUEZE ME?!?
U come into my house
U disrespect my object permanence
#shit my sister says#sister of skylark#object permanence#adhd#excuse me?#u come into my house#u disrespect my object permanence#how dare u#>:(
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Lulu just said that Crow is clearly not sapioplatonic and I am deeply offended.
#u come into my house#you insult my intelligence#excuse me#she pointed out that she is also friends with Max so this extends to her as well#i am still offended#shit my sister says#sister of skylark#sapioplatonic#burn#roasted
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Me: “It would help if it was labeled properly.”
Lulu: “It would help if my brain wasn’t a bunch of squirrels doing the Macarena, yet here we are.”
#sister of skylark#shit my sister says#it would help if it was labled properly#It would help if my brain wasn’t a bunch of squirrels doing the Macarena#yet here we are#shitpost#meme#Macarena
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Me, looking at my undercut, my button down shirts, and my love of plaid: “I really do dress like a lesbian... huh.”
Lulu: “You know Chara... you dress like a lesbian.”
Me: “Thanks.”
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