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Severitus812 Fan Account
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Harry: I support woman’s wrongs
Harry: kill him, Susan
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Hermione: every answer can be found in a book
Hermione: and if there isn’t a book with every answer in it, THEN I WILL WRITE IT!
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Harry: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Luna: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls, repeatedly
Severus: that was a cry for therapy from both of you 
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*Severus causally bleeding out on the ground*
Mavis: is he going to be okay?
Tonks: yes, just keep on applying pressure
Mavis leaning closer to Severus: if you die, Harry, Theo, Susan, and Luna will have no supervision
Tonks: not like that!
Mavis: it’s true!
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Harry: so that’s my plan
Jasper: are you alright with constructive criticism? We don’t want to sound mean.
Harry: no, go ahead. I want to hear it
Rosalie: it fucking sucks
Harry: that’s not constructive criticism
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Theo: you’ve become soft
Harry: pardon?
Theo: you’ve softened your demeanor and I don’t like it
Harry: why don’t you mind your own business and shut the fuck up?
Theo: that’s bett- *gets hexed by Harry*
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Severus: did you know that crows remember faces of people who are mean to them?
1st year Harry: no, but now this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life.
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Steve: I have one brain cell and it bounces around my skull like a windows screensaver
Steve: when it bounces perfectly into the corner I experience a thought
*this is how Tony views Steve in LSMH*
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Severus at some point: alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but neither does tea
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Harry: fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
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Harry: I don’t think we can maneuver, mansplain, or manipulate our way through this, my dear
Fred: what do you think we should do, darling?
Harry: manslaughter
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Harry: dad, do you have any talent besides getting into trouble all the time?
Tony: multitasking is my second name; I can disappoint several dozen people at once
Harry: so it’s hereditary in our family…
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Bobby: Honestly, you’re doing a lot better than I expected
Harry: it feels like all I managed to do is not die
Bobby: it’s a remarkably rare skill to have as a Winchester
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Harry, in the backseat: you tricked me!
Bucky, driving: I deceived you, “trick” make it sound like we have a friendly relationship
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Dean: I can’t believe you just ran off on your own like that!
Harry: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?
Dean: …fair enough
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Timmy ranting during a Death Eater meeting: I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container
Timmy, continuing: I am a generator of hate and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.
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Harry: So I was thinking-
Severus: no you weren’t
Harry: I didn’t even tell you what I was thinking
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