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Severus: Alright, let’s play a game. Truth or dare?
Harry: Okay… truth
Severus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Harry:
Harry: Dare.
Severus: Go to bed.
Harry: I don’t like this game.
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Hey, I don't want to bug you or anything, but i noticed that your 7yoc series hasn't been updated in a hot minute. Is it discontinued, or on a hiatus, or a secret third option?
Sincerely, an avid fan
Hello!! The only part of the series that isn’t completed is the bonus Afterlife story! That one is just constantly living on the back burner of my mind, but it will be finished one day.
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Severus: Why do people think I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Minerva: Experience.
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Harry: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Luna: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls, repeatedly
Severus: that was a cry for therapy from both of you 
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Harry: Sev, can I ask you something and you don’t freak out?
Severus: No.
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Severus: did you know that crows remember faces of people who are mean to them?
1st year Harry: no, but now this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life.
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Severus, watching a student do something dumb by Black Lake: what an idiotic child
Severus, realizing it’s Harry: oh god, that’s MY idiotic child
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Severus: we need to talk about your maturity
Harry, sitting on the dining room table with Susan, Fred, Mavis, and Tonks: that’s a funny thought for someone currently standing in lava
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Severus: I like talking to Harry and his gang. No adult asks me how to kill someone with with a tickling charm
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Some time before Harry gets a gun…
Susan: Hey, Hermione, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Hermione: the best revenge is letting go and living your life happily!
Susan: hey, Harry, how do I-
Harry: knife
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Severus: we call that a traumatic event
Severus, turning to Susan: not a ‘bruh moment’
Severus, turning to Harry: not a ‘major L’
Severus, turning towards Fred: and definitely not an ‘oof lmao’
#7yoc#7 years of chaos#severitus812#severus snape#susan bones#harry potter#fred weasley#wrong quotes
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Severus: Harry and his gang think giving me the silent treatment when they’re mad is a punishment. Jokes on them, it’s the best present they could ever give me
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Tonks: have you considered calming down?
Severus: it’s on my schedule, but I don’t think I can fit it in until Tuesday
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Tonks: I’m not a hater, but—
Severus: don’t worry, I am
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