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anakin: i did a bad thing
obi-wan: does it affect me?
anakin: no
obi-wan: then suffer in silence
#anakin#obi-wan#anakin skywalker#obi-wan kenobi#star wars#star wars incorrect#star wars incorrect quotes#but not that incorrect#the clone wars#the clone wars incorrect#incorrect#quotes#incorrect quotes#prequels incorrect#prequels
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han: and what do i get out of this?
luke: i will give you a dollar.
han: what do you think i am? a chump? i would never do it for a dollar!
luke: how about two dollars?
han: you got yourself a deal.
#han#luke#han solo#luke skywalker#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect#incorrect#quotes
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anakin: i can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
obi-wan: anakin, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
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han: i was arrested for being too cool.
leia: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
#han solo#leia organa#skywalker#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#han & leia in a nutshell#hanleia#han is a cool person tho#leia <3#star wars original trilogy#han#leia
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ahsoka: you’re right.
anakin: that’s... that’s an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?
#anakin#anakin skywalker#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#incorrect quotes#star wars prequels#the clone wars#ahsoka hates to admit that anakin is right sometimes#i’m pretty sure anakin smiled after that#the best duo *after anakin & obi wan*
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anakin: i can explain.
obi-wan: can you?
anakin: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
#anakin#anakin skywalker#obi wan#obi wan kenobi#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#star wars prequels#the clone wars#anakin in a nutshell#obi wan is tired of his ass#but we love them
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luke: must be hard not being able to laugh
force ghost anakin: i do have a sense of humor you know
luke: i’ve never heard you laugh before
force ghost anakin: i’ve never heard you say anything funny
#anakin#anakin skywalker#force ghost anakin#luke#luke skywalker#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#they roast each other bc we all know they’re like this#they also love each other <3#luke and anakin my best bois#star wars original trilogy#after return of the jedi anakin visits luke sometimes and that’s what they say to each other
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darth sidious: the galaxy is ours now
darth vader:
darth vader, stabbing him with his lightsaber: M Y G A L A X Y
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anakin: i have no fear
obi-wan, somewhere: ANAKIN SKYWALKER—
anakin: i have one fear
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anakin, to obi-wan: hi parental figure
obi-wan, to anakin: hi problem child
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obi-wan: please don’t make things worse
anakin, already pulling out his lightsaber: define worse
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obi-wan: there are seven chairs and ten kids. what do you do?
cody: have everyone stand.
ahsoka: bring three more chairs!
rex: the most important ones can sit down.
anakin: kill three.
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obi-wan: where’s anakin, ahsoka, and rex?
cody: they’re playing hide and seek.
obi-wan: where?
cody: i don’t think you get how this game works.
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obi-wan: what the fuck is wrong with you?
anakin: wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’.
obi-wan: good morning. what the fuck is wrong with you?
#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#obi wan#anakin#star wars#incorrect quotes#the clone wars#prequels#prequels incorrect#star wars incorrect quotes
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obi-wan: we need to distract these guys
anakin: leave it to me
anakin: centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. discuss.
ahsoka and rex: *immediately begin arguing*
cody, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don’t like this at all.
#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#obi wan#anakin#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#captain rex#rex#commander cody#cody#the clon wars#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#the clone wars incorrect quotes
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midas playing banjo rent free in my mind
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The Device, by Midas.
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