There are not enough words that I have gathered in my short but studied time upon this Earth that can properly express how incomparably perfect this scene is and I have made this gifset because I would like it known here and now that I want it firmly etched in glorious detail upon my tombstone. And underneath it, will read these words:
“They break the kiss. Jack looks at Elizabeth, knowledge of his fate already in his eyes. There is a ‘click.’ Jack looks into her eyes, desiring her all the more, knowing her true heart is the same as his. He says - with some admiration - ‘Pirate.’”
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The only reason we think Diego has common sense is because he spends most of his screen time talking to either Klaus or Luther.
The one episode he was in with competent people, he threw himself through an unlocked door.
Diego has terminal dumb-ass
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Batman: [glares suspiciously at Nightwing]
Superman: Hi Bruce
Batman: [glares suspiciously at Red Robin walking by]
Superman: So what's with the distrustful brooding? Did your kids do something again?
Batman: [glares suspiciously at Robin when he enters the room] they're always doing something. I might not have noticed them doing anything but they HAVE done something and if I do this they think I'm onto them and then they start slipping up.
Superman: ...that's just a whole new level of paranoia, Bruce. I'm sure they haven't done anything.
Batman: [eyes narrowing as Batgirl leans back in her chair]
///-Meanwhile in the Robin's group chat-///
Dick: He's definitely on to us
Tim: just chill
Steph: I think he's just constipated
Damian: what is he supposed to be "on to" anyway?
Dick: I broke his office chair last week
Dick: Accidently
Steph: Did you have sex in it? Because I heard you had sex in it
Dick: *accidentally
Steph: How does one have sex accidentally?
Tim: He might have noticed that I changed all his official W.E. avatars to that one picture of him spraying tea out of his nose
Damian: You are all imbeciles.
Steph: Didn't you crash one of his cars on a joyride with Jon last week?
Damian: Father doesn't know about that. Nor will he.
Steph: Are you seriously trying to intimidate me through IM?
Dick: Shit he's back to glaring at ME. He definitely knows about the chair
Tim: He doesn't know ANYTHING he's just freaking us out so we'll slip
Jason: I blew up a League of Shadows hideout yesterday
Jason: but, like, accidentally.
Damian: What?
Jason: chill, no one important was inside
Tim: but then why would he be glaring at US? you're not even here
Jason: oh, I just thought we were sharing
Dick: What do you mean "accidentally"??
Jason: Idk Dickie how do you accidentally have sex?
///-In the non-virtual world-///
Superman: I think you're just overreacting. They're good kids.
Nightwing: [loudly and suddenly on the other side of the room] OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T BREAK HIS CHAIR HAVING SEX OKAY?
Batman: [looks at Superman, unimpressed] clearly.
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oh to be a cryptid living in the basement of the paris opera house, who is so annoying the owners pay me 20,000 francs a month to leave them alone
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