The daughters : It's not our fault, Mother ! Alcina : How can you lie to your own Mother ? Have I already lied you ? Daniela : You said our hair will regrow. Cassandra : You said we will go to beach in ten years there are ten years. Bela : You said Mother Miranda will be our stepmother. Alcina : Alcina : You win this battle...

Daniela would. -nod nod- Here's the reference

Alcina : Mother Miranda, Karl had finally left the village ! Mother Miranda : You can't to trap me, Alcina, It's a joke, I know, It's April Fool's Day today ! Alcina : No, no, I closed him in a box and asked the Duke to expediate him ! Mother Miranda : It's not funny… Phone calling Mother Miranda : Allo ? Karl : "Hey ! I'm in a train ! I leave the village ! Tchao !!" Mother Miranda : Mother Miranda : I WILL ALL PUNISH YOU TONIGHT !!!

Thank you everyone to support my blog, its the proofs my jokes are funny 🥲

In true, Im happy because my blog was a personnal challenge for to help me in my mental health and in my confidence in myself (yes, really) and now, i feel more sure of me, more in peace with myself, and its a good exercice for me to learn the english langage.

Alcina : Daniela ? You have eaten one of my maid again ? Daniela : I'm sorry Mother, the hunger is stronger of me… Alcina : It's okay, we have other maiden. Mother Miranda : Mother Miranda : You are too indulgent with your daughters. It's not the role of a mother. Alcina : Isn't you who pardoned to Donna all theses missing children ? Mother Miranda : Okay, let's change subject !

Facebook show me this on my wall, but I just saw a Dimitrescu like a Sith.

In the past Alcina : *punishing her daughter* I told you not break anymore vases ! In the 2021 Ethan : *Break all vases of the castle for to find ammunition* Alcina : No ! How much blood and sweat do you think it took to preserve these vases of the destruction ? You have incurred an impossible debt !

(Inspired by this art of @geistergreen )

I tried to find an answer to this question, "How the flies of daughters can to reconstitute their clothes ?"

So, I imagined, when the daughters wear new clothes, their bodies abundantly sweat, until the fabric join completely to their skin. Once after, the flies will try to assimilate all fibers of clothes, like they did with the ADN of the daughters, and then, can imitate the texture of clothes like a second skin.

The process is not painful for the daughters, they just feel some tickles or slight tinglings, but hate sweat during many hours and prefer to stay to close in their bedroom during the process rather so to show off to their mother.

I'm sure, when Cassandra is angry, it's this Alcina and Bela see.

(Why all angry kittens look like Cassandra ?)

Cassandra : It's the fault of Bela !

Alcina : No, Bela's right !

Bela :

When the pressure of the society to do children hunt you...

Alcina : Cassandra ! Come to see welcome to Mother Miranda please ! Cassandra : No !

Mother Miranda : Heisenberg gave me a very bad day today !!

Karl : speaking with Miranda And it's why I said to Moreau to began… Pierced by an arrow in her head Miranda : Turns to the farthest away tower of the castle and yells ALCINA !!! I KNOW IT'S YOU !! STOP IT THIS ! Alcina : yells back I'M SORRY MOTHER MIRANDA ! CASSANDRA MISSED HER SHOOT ! Cassandra : Mother !! You accuse me of your fault ? Alcina : I'm sorry my daughter put the crossbow but you're the less sweet than four of us...

A boring day in the Dimitrescu's castle…

Cassandra : Support my spoon Daniela or I pull you all your teeth.

Daniela :

Maid : I can be all you wanted, even the table who support your wine glass ! Alcina : Perfect.