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Random headcanons
Bdubs has terrible balance
Cub does cooking shows with weird/disturbing ingredients
Doc is obsessed with k dramas
Etho Likes eating stones
False once broke all her bones because of an incident with a frog
When gem has antlers she will just rip them out an use them as a sword
Grian is afraid of flys
Hypno used to watch those mystery egg openings
Impulse and Skizz once started a revolution in their school
Iskall sometimes takes out his mechanical eye to scare people
Scar likes sniffing glue and markers
Jevins favourite song is Barbie girl
Joe hills can sleep absolutely everywhere, even upside down
Keralis hasn’t slept for 325 days he is going for 360 days
Mumbo collects glass
Pearl can walked on her hands for 200 days once
Ren has an outfit for everything but doesn’t wear it
Joel hates olives but loves pickles while Lizzie loves olives and hates pickles
stess, Cleo and zedaph have a gossip meeting every Wednesday
Tango is good at making ice sculptures
Beef, Wels and Xb have knitting Club Xisuma sometimes joins
#hermitcraft#sorry for the typos#headcanon#english is not my first language#grian#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#xisuma#geminitay#impulsesv#welsknight#all hermits but i’m to lazy tag them
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That’s cool! Who are the other confirmed people?
Random Hermitcraft headcanons ( that I will not elaborate)
No one knows what Wels is, they just know that he’s not human
Scar can understand cats even though, he isn’t a cat hybrid
Beef is the one hermit, who Doesn’t seem scary but scares the other Hermits more than anyone else.
Joe is not mortal. Gods are scared of him
Xisuma has the highest kill count. He is terrible at self care.
Grian can shapeshift, his skins are actually his body. His sweater is a part of his body.
Mumbo eats redstone
Doc has a soft spot for kids and small animals.
Ren eaten stones before, as well as other inedible things.
Xb likes to hide in small spaces, he is also the best hider on the server.
Gem is the best fighter and used to be a professional fighter.
Pearl has the most muscle mass and the champion in leg and armwrestling
False used to be a survival expert
Cleo is the human embodiment of girl boss
Stress is a walking lie detector
Etho mostly uses dad jokes just to annoy people
Bdubs has once slept for 20 hours, he went back to sleep when it got dark.
Skizz and impulse always know what the other needs
Joel says things that seem gay but is 100% straight he also drinks his coffee with a unholy amount of sugar
Cub has eaten human flesh before
Hypno is a god
Jevin is blue because he drank to much blue slushy
Iskalls robotic parts are toy robots pieced together
Keralis knows just about everybody, he has gotten other hermits out of lots trouble thanks to this
Tango is a fire spirit, he has his human form, from a cartoon that he saw
Zedaph is the most impulsive hermit by far
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Drag party 2
Scott and Cleo walking in late, with the most over the top outfits you ever seen. The dress Scott is wearing is literally the dress of a goddess and Cleo looks better than all the boys combined
The moment they walked in all eyes were on them and everyone kept glancing back at them the whole night
At a corner X, Skizz (who was invited), Pixl and XB started to play beer pong and got absolutely wasted
Skizz after nine drinks face on the table sleeping while impulse stars drawing on his face
Xd was gone after his second drink and has since then started to talk to a imaginary Owl with a fish head
Both Pixl and X are used to drinking since they have to deal with their friends and are still going and no one knows how they are alive but they know that they will have major headache tomorrow
While that mess is happening has zedaph joined forces with Oli, Katherine, Wels and gem to mess with the others by playing cringey love songs an tapping two people to each other and forcing them to dance together
One of the pairs False and Shubble and they own the dance floor they are doing sick moves. But in reality they are about to fall over and both don’t want the other to fall on their back and try to fall over themselves but it somehow looks good
An other pair is an odd one Joey and Tango they are the complete opposite they try to dance but fail miserably, but they are too drunk to know that
After Jevin, Keralis, Cub, Etho, Bdubs and Pearl drank a bit too much punch they started to play truth or dare but no one wants to pick truth so they are actually just playing who can do the most dangerous, stupid and weird thing. At this point it’s a danger to them self and they should be stopped
As all this is happening have Iskall and Joe decided to take blackmail for times of need
And at the far back corner are Doc, Beef and Stress who have collectively decided to bolt the second they can
As the night comes to a close are most people out cold and the last people standing are Hypno and Fwhip who know that they will have to drag everyone back
(How everyone got forced will be posted tomorrow)
#hermitcraft#empires smp#english is not my first language#sorry for the typos#geminitay#fwhip#falsesymmetry#zombie cleo#scott smajor#skizzleman#xbcrafted#xisuma#impulsesv#zedaph#more people but I’m to lazy
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Hermitcraft + Empire skit: Drag party
So as I said before I think that Grian hosts drag parties or shows. So all the Hermits have done Drag at least once.
So in the Epires+ Hermitcraft crossover Grian decided to host one and he convinced everyone from both servers (plus some others) to attend. Some did it voluntarily and some got forced (I will come back to that in a different post)
Here is how I imagined the party looked:
Grian in his Idol outfit with lots of sparkle on it
Grian: dropping glitter on fwhip
Fwhip:this too much
He has a blue, knee long dress that is now covered in glitter on
Sausage from the side with a floor long super glittery dress, which is purple and has a slit on He also has Purple Heart glasses
Sausage: you can never have enough sparkle
While dropping even more glitter on Fwhip
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Joel in a green dress with green eyeshadow and eyeliner dancing with Lizzie who is wearing a black tuxedo with a pink trim
Jimmy sitting by the snack table and just eating everything on it, while dirtying his cyan dress and his hair
Grian and Scar singing a duet as mumbo trips over his dress
And even more shenanigans (If you wanna know more tell me in the comments)
Second part is posted
#hermitcraft#empires smp#skit#english is not my first language#sorry for the typos#grian#mumbo jumbo#fwhip#jimmy solidarity#mythical sausage#lizzie ldshadowlady#joel smallishbeans#goodtimeswithscar
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Hermitcraft AU: horrible disguises
Do you guys know how we almost never see hermits as humans?
What if all the Hermits where hybrids but didn’t know the others were as well so they try to hide their hybrid features but very poorly
Like this
Grian standing there with his wings out but dyed in elytra colours, but it’s done very poorly and you can still see his feathers.
Pearl who also dyed her moth wings but it’s even worse
Pearl: hello, does your elytra look different?
Grian: no?
Pearl shrugging: okay
Or like this
Doc getting ready in the morning and putting on make up to cover up his green skin
Ren walking in with a human mask on and hair clips that push his ears down but you can still see them
Ren: Why are you green?
Doc: face mask
Ren 100% convinced
Ren: makes sense
Or
The hermits ask X why he never takes off his helmet
Xisuma sweating as he is wearing it to cover up his voidwalker features
X: allergies?
The other hermits: yeah makes sense
The only people who caught on are Wels and Hypno and they sure as hell won’t say anything since it’s free entertainment.
#alternate universe#crack#grian#xisuma#docm77#rendog#pearlescentmoon#all hermits#sorry for the typos#english is not my first language
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Hybrid headcanons for season 10 hermitcraft
Wels: not human
Gem: a red betta fish (changes Spezies depending on server)
Grian: a cod and fish kinger mix (shapeshifter)
Skizz: Angel
Impulse: demon
tango: fire spirit
Zedaph: sheep
Docm: Butterfly, creeper and goat mix and also part cyborg
Mumbo: He is just Mumbo
Scar: vex and elf
Beef: Warden
Bdubs: Moss that came alive
False: barn owl
Xisuma: voidwalker
Keralis: ghast
Xb: merkat
Joel: Schreck
Cub: Vex
Etho: fox
Hypno: a god
Iskall: cyborg and
Jevin: slime
Joe: not mortal, looks a bit like an ender dragon
Pearl: cecropia moth
Ren: dog
Stress: butterfly
Cleo: zombie
Bonus:
Lizzie: axolotl
Jimmy: Mostly cod or canary (depends on server)
Mythical sausage: something probably a fea but no one knows
Fwhip: mostly human (depends on server)
Shubble: sheep and bee mix
Scott: a nymph
Joey: fox
Katherine: fairy
OrionSound: red panda
Pixlriffs: great horned owl
Martyn: mostly a type of bird (depends on server)
Bigb: bear
(People who depend on the server are the people with multiple hybrids code but are not a mix so the servers decide)
If you have different hybrid headcanons please tell me about them
#hermitcraft#empires smp#hybrid#grian#goodtimeswithscar#geminitay#falsesymmetry#mumbo jumbo#xisuma#keralis#ethoslab#jimmy solidarity#joel smallishbeans#joe hills#lizzie ldshadowlady#fwhip#scott smajor#zombie cleo#skizzleman#all hermits but i’m to lazy tag them#sorry for the typos#headcanon
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Even more random hermitcraft headcanons that I won’t elaborate
Bdubs He was once sick of getting told that he was short and wore high heels for the day at the end he had a concussion, a broken ankle and a promise to never where high heels again
Cub has replaced some of his teeth with metal
Docm has dressed up as a princess on multiple occasions for Doccy
Etho used to run up to people scare them and run away again. That stopped when he got shot by a gun, when he tried to pull this with Zedaph
False is the designated driver because she somehow knows every shortcut
Gem has killed gods before
Grian is that type of person who says that they can’t handle horror but fall asleep to true crime stories
Hypno used to sell Ballons, he can make animals out of them
Impulse has venomous claws, he has accidentally poisoned some of his friends because of this, he feels really guilty
Iskall builds really weird things for fun like a robot who has legs for hands, which has pink hair and talks about waffles. The hermits are concerned
Jevin can’t swim, he can float but if he tries to move he sinks
One time when joe was drunk he showed up in a god meeting and started to make yo mama jokes at them, many cried
Keralis has all the gossip even from servers where he isn’t even on
Mumbo has gotten drunk only once and that was the they he found himself in his base surrounded by Armourstands that had their legs cut off. And had the heads of his friends
Pearl eats cods in front of Grian
Ren has a collection of baby photos of his fellow hermits, no one knows how he got them
Scar has made flower crowns for all the hermits
Skizz used to be choir kid
Joel and Lizzie once came to a party where Joel wore a sparkly pink dress and Lizzie a green suit
When stress doesn’t know a word she just makes one up
For some reason tango loves bats
The reason why Beef goes by Beef is because middle school he only brought beef to school. After a while the other students and even the teachers started to call him Beef and that stuck. Now he just goes by Beef
Wels knows galactic
When Xb used to be a kid he ate dirt
Xisuma never takes his helmet off, so the hermits try to take it off themself all their plans fail though and they still don’t know how he looks
Zedaph used to be a part of the creepy pasta fandom
Cleo is the best dancer on hermitcraft
#hermitcraft#zedaph#impulsesv#tangotek#skizzleman#joel smallishbeans#geminitay#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#welsknight#xbcrafted#xisuma#all hermits but i’m to lazy tag them#sorry for the typos#english is not my first language#headcanon
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Docm headcanons
He is a mix of creeper, goat and butterfly but also part cyborg
His body is really warm, so warm that he can fry an egg on his body when he is sick
Even though he is a creeper hybrid he is one of the hermits who never exploded a kitchen
He is an amazing cook
The saddest films can’t make him cry but if he sees a sad baby/animal he will start bawling
He has man boobs
He is allergic to cats
He can’t really put into words how much he cares about his friends but will show it with actions
His favourite film genre is comedy
He will never admit it but his favourite film is mean girls
He listens to musicals on repeat his favourite is six
Because of doccy he has watched every Barbie movie and has gotten really invested
He knows every Barbie song by heart
Prefers dreamworks over Pixar’s
Used to be a motivation speaker
Is pretty athletic
One a see monster ate his arm, but it was the metallic one so he controlled it out of the stomach of the monster and traumatised some kids
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Buttercups headcanons
Grian is can shapeshift at will but mostly stays as type of bird plus a cod
Mumbo can’t drive to save his life
Scar always picks cats of streets, which is how he and Grian met the first time when he accidentally stole pearl
All of them share a brain cell and most of the time none of them have it
Grian hosts drag shows often and the other two help him with them
Mumbo is mumbo no species just mumbo
Scar is a mix of vex and elf
Grian has rode on the back of the ender dragon before
Mumbo can fall asleep anywhere, one time he slept on a running engine that he was fixing
Scar is afraid of caterpillars
Scar met mumbo he punched him the face because he had mistaken mumbos moustache for a caterpillar
Grian doesn’t need sleep, he doesn’t get tired and doesn’t need it to function. The problem is that he still gets eye bags, which concern his friends
People are scared of them because of their incompetence
They cuddle if one of them gets nightmares or just needs comfort
Scar does things that shouldn’t work but they somehow do
Scar can bake not cook
Mumbo can cook but not bake
Grian can’t do neither. He manages to burn water even when he isn’t even boiling it and mix up sugar and salt even when others had already gave him the actual one
Grian understands all animals
Animals are vary if Mumbo, that hurts him
Grian is always warm
Scar is always cold
Mumbo is warm in winter but cold in summer
They have a language that no one except them understand
In reality it’s not a language, they just make sounds that all of them somehow understand
All of them are stick eaters
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Beef headcanons because I can
Beef is a chill person but if you hurt people that he cares about you better run
Beef can force self care on every hermit
Has once killed a person with a single punch
He drinks his coffee pure black and his tea without sugar
He is after pearl the best in armwrestling
He has broken in prison before to rescue his friends
Loves shiny things
Never trows away gifts
Has a normal sleep schedule (somehow)
Has accidentally started multiple cults
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When you’re finished tell me
Random Hermitcraft headcanons ( that I will not elaborate)
No one knows what Wels is, they just know that he’s not human
Scar can understand cats even though, he isn’t a cat hybrid
Beef is the one hermit, who Doesn’t seem scary but scares the other Hermits more than anyone else.
Joe is not mortal. Gods are scared of him
Xisuma has the highest kill count. He is terrible at self care.
Grian can shapeshift, his skins are actually his body. His sweater is a part of his body.
Mumbo eats redstone
Doc has a soft spot for kids and small animals.
Ren eaten stones before, as well as other inedible things.
Xb likes to hide in small spaces, he is also the best hider on the server.
Gem is the best fighter and used to be a professional fighter.
Pearl has the most muscle mass and the champion in leg and armwrestling
False used to be a survival expert
Cleo is the human embodiment of girl boss
Stress is a walking lie detector
Etho mostly uses dad jokes just to annoy people
Bdubs has once slept for 20 hours, he went back to sleep when it got dark.
Skizz and impulse always know what the other needs
Joel says things that seem gay but is 100% straight he also drinks his coffee with a unholy amount of sugar
Cub has eaten human flesh before
Hypno is a god
Jevin is blue because he drank to much blue slushy
Iskalls robotic parts are toy robots pieced together
Keralis knows just about everybody, he has gotten other hermits out of lots trouble thanks to this
Tango is a fire spirit, he has his human form, from a cartoon that he saw
Zedath is the most impulsive hermit by far
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Team zits headcanons
(As a Family)
Impulse is the semi responsible Dad of the group that is overprotective
Tango is the Mom that cares for his family and will force self care into you. But is terrible at his own self care
Zedaph is the kid who is crazy, impulsive and sleep deprived.
Skizz is the family friend that becomes a third parent
(In the kitchen)
Zedaph: Experiments with food combinations that the devil himself fears. He is not aloud in the kitchen because it will smell horrible after he is done
Tango: Somehow sets the kitchen on fire but not the food? After he is done he has and awesome dish but a burnt kitchen
Impulse: He ist a good cook, but horrible at cleaning while he cooks. At the end he has a good tasting dish and nothing is broken but the kitchen is messy as hell
Skizz: His a great cook and great at cleaning while he cooks, when he is finished than you got an awesome dish and a clean kitchen.
(Sleeping habits)
Impulse: Has to have is skin routine before he goes to sleep as well as have a long shower after that he will flop down and read a book
At the end he will sleep maybe 4 hours
Tango: He mostly works for days, without sleeping that when it’s Saturday he will flop himself down on his bet and sleep for 15 hours
And on Sunday he tries to smooth over his sore body parts
Skizz: He has to hold something in his sleep and he will not let go of that thing
One time it was a zombie, that surprisingly didn’t kill him
Zedaph: he sleeps when he crashes. Almost no one can get him to voluntarily sleep
The one person that can do it is beef and no one, not even zedath himself, know how
(Spezies)
Impulse: Demon
He has large wings.
Has a tail and horns that he hides he can also shapeshift
Is really tall
Skizz: Angel
Also has large wings a halo.
When he gets emotional eyes show up on his body
Changes his eye colour
Tango: fire spirit
Has wing that are made of fire.
His human form is from a cartoon.
He can change from orange to blue if he is in a cold place where he needs the extra warmth
Doesn’t need food
Zedaph: sheep
The only zits member without organic wings, which is why he build himself mechanic wings
He can make sheep noises and sometimes does it to mess with the others
Has a mean kick
He sometimes eats grass
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Solidaritygaming headcanons
Jimmy eats everything edible, with an exception to all kinds of fish
His species changes depending on which server he is on.
He and Grian have known each other since kids and will show others embarrassing photos of each other
He is immortal, no one except Grian know his age
Lizzie and Joel see him as their little brother, even though they aren’t related and he is older than them
Joel tries to give him bedtimes
He goes to tango if he is cold and to Scott if he is warm
He and sausage play flirt all the time
#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#scott smajor#english is not my first language#sorry for the typos#joel smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#grian#headcanon
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Welsknight headcanons because he is underrated
He knows all species of his fellow hermits but no one knows his
He knows multiple gods
Wels can understand multiple languages that he never even heard
He can shrink or grow but he mostly stays on a average height
He is responsible
No one not even X knows how he joined
He can imitate voices perfectly
His armour is stronger than any known Materials , which is why he has to take it off and replace it with a different one before the start of a new season
Grian and Pearl think that he is a bird, while Doc and Beef think that he is an iron golem and everyone else also has different speculations
He has the whitest teeth you ever seen
He knows how to beatbox
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Random Hermitcraft headcanons ( that I will not elaborate)
No one knows what Wels is, they just know that he’s not human
Scar can understand cats even though, he isn’t a cat hybrid
Beef is the one hermit, who Doesn’t seem scary but scares the other Hermits more than anyone else.
Joe is not mortal. Gods are scared of him
Xisuma has the highest kill count. He is terrible at self care.
Grian can shapeshift, his skins are actually his body. His sweater is a part of his body.
Mumbo eats redstone
Doc has a soft spot for kids and small animals.
Ren eaten stones before, as well as other inedible things.
Xb likes to hide in small spaces, he is also the best hider on the server.
Gem is the best fighter and used to be a professional fighter.
Pearl has the most muscle mass and the champion in leg and armwrestling
False used to be a survival expert
Cleo is the human embodiment of girl boss
Stress is a walking lie detector
Etho mostly uses dad jokes just to annoy people
Bdubs has once slept for 20 hours, he went back to sleep when it got dark.
Skizz and impulse always know what the other needs
Joel says things that seem gay but is 100% straight he also drinks his coffee with a unholy amount of sugar
Cub has eaten human flesh before
Hypno is a god
Jevin is blue because he drank to much blue slushy
Iskalls robotic parts are toy robots pieced together
Keralis knows just about everybody, he has gotten other hermits out of lots trouble thanks to this
Tango is a fire spirit, he has his human form, from a cartoon that he saw
Zedaph is the most impulsive hermit by far
#hermitcraft#grian#skizzleman#impulsesv#headcanon#geminitay#falsesymmetry#zombie cleo#ethoslab#vintagebeef#joe hills#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#stressmonster#welsknight#xbcrafted#xisuma#all hermits but I’m to lazy tag them#sorry for the typos#english is not my first language
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