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“You're saying you want to switch bodies.. to torture mine?”
“I was born a witch and a sadist for a reason.”
#dialogue prompt#writing#writing ideas#writing prompt#writing prompts#deeply unserious#wizard#comedy
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“This is going to sound weird but I need you to do a backflip on behalf of me tomorrow.”
“That's the most normal thing you've ever said to me in the span of five years.”
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“Take this with a grain of salt, but I think [A] is cheating on you.”
“Really now?”
“Yes! I saw them with your twin last night at a restaurant.”
“Oh no. You got it all wrong. That's [B], [A]'s twin.”
“....You guys are twins dating twins?”
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“Would you help bury a body for me, like, ever?”
“No.”
“Well, I have great news for you!”
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“Mayday! Mayday! I just saw my ex with their new partner and I need you to pretend to be head over heels for me as we walk past them.”
#dialogue prompt#writing#writing ideas#writing prompt#writing prompts#comedy#probably crack treated seriously
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“Do you ever feel bad for all the people you've hurt?”
“Oh yeah, many times.”
“So you regret it?”
“Absolutely not.”
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“I don't know why people are scared of me. It's not like I'll stab them and watch them bleed to death as if I'm a sadistic psycho or something. If anything, I'll probably regret stabbing them.”
“That's why.”
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“For someone so cold, you're very warm. You know?”
“I don't see how spooning will help us complete our assignment.”
#dialogue prompt#writing#writing ideas#writing prompt#writing prompts#cute#soft#the cliché sun and moon trope ofc
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“How did you survive two years in this place?”
“I'm a simple person. A bed is enough to make me stay.”
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“Something really crazy just happened to me.”
“Which is?”
“I realized I'm in love with you.”
“Not surprised. One can only resist this beauty for so long.”
“You know what? I think I'm over you.”
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“That stings! Can't you be gentle?”
“I'm not the one who decided to pick a fight with two dudes twice my size.”
“They said Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy aren't cute together! I had to take matters into my own hands.”
“Keep doing it and you'll lose those hands.”
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“Do you have the time?”
“It's 6:29 PM.”
“Great. I'll pick you up at 7.”
“ . . . What?”
#dialogue prompt#writing#writing ideas#writing prompt#writing prompts#pick up lines#deeply unserious#A and B are total strangers#comedy
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“Have you ever wondered if there were other versions of you in this exact universe?”
“You should stop watching Spiderman.”
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“Wish me luck.”
“Why? Where are you going?”
“To the depths of hell.”
“Come back with hellfire!”
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“What should I do if someone offers me a thousand dollars to donate a limb?”
“Um, don't take it?”
“Well, you see, I may or may not have gotten the thousand dollars.”
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“Please don't tell me you went off to goof around with your spouse.”
“You gotta do what you can when your partner's horny and works the night shift.”
“Oh, dear God.”
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“You're saying you're half human?”
“Half moron, but whichever is fine.”
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