what next Godzilla cubed

Someone told me that the Dalai Lama lives in Ohio, which sounds too preposterous to even argue against because it’s probably real. All I can imagine is Harvey Pekar running in the the lama. Get a load of this guy trying to cut in the bus line. Listen here, I may not know that much bhuddist thought but you still gotta have some courtesy on public transportation November sumo tournament highlights…

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Revenge of movies I've seen

Of course I saw some more movies besides these. Spinning Gold was on the tv, who is that movie for? Who care about random music executives? It reminded me of recent movies where it’s a movie about a product. I don’t give a fuck how inspiring it is, I’m not watching a movie based on the creation of Hot Cheetos or the development of the Blackberry. Are people clamoring for these movies? Who is out…

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That burger put me in a fugue state for like 5 hours.

I keep watching youtube channels that are just POV shots of walking around, mostly Tokyo and New York. It’s a good watch for someone if you want to look at people and feel lost from the comfort of your own home. Had some really great days out recently, which are prime time to go observe the humans in Chicago. I saw a kid swinging one of those stretchy gummy hands, smacking the Bean repeatedly…

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If I was a more civilized

I’ve been using a good old fashion drip coffee maker for a while now, one of the birthday gifts I bought myself. At first it was weird not getting up and doing fucking science, which is okay because that’s so much work. There’s ratios, scales, grams, all I can think of when I’m sipping on a coffee that I know could come out better is, this is what Walter White felt like and then that narcocorrido…

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reality is leaking in

Traffic has been real bad out there, it’s getting mad max out there. I saw a passenger straight up warboy screeching at another car that was trying to get in the same lane. Seinfeld – 1989 to 1998I vaguely remember a video composed of clips from Seinfeld eps, it was set to Time of Your Life by Greenday. One of my friend Chris recorded it on their VCR and showed it to me a few days after the…

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Movies I've seen recently pt 3?

How often do you say “marsupial”? I think I say it more than the average person. There’s a lot of marsupials out there. Wallabies and quakkas are great, inherently comical. You’re on the internet, you’ve seen pictures of them. What a future to live in. Despite having pockets marsupials seem pretty trustworthy. Pearl – 2022Second time seeing it. Not as impactful as the first time, but still good.…

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Movies I've seen recently

The Thing – 2011It’s aight. Kinda cool, but it’s no John Carpenter’s The Thing. Unlike the previous masterpiece, the 2011 version hasn’t aged well special fx wise. Not the worst, but CGI really shows that it’s almost TWELVE years old. It feels like the the movie sets up a prequel to this prequel with the ufo and all that. Considering that this came out in 2011 and it is now sometime in 2023…

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Movies I've Seen Recently again!

What is the point of Leave it to Beaver? The show isn’t even a good window to the past, the old cartoons they show on MeTV are better at showing real life, you can see the slats for plaster in mouse holes, radios that are big as refrigerators, thick cast iron pans, clocks that explode into a rain of gears and springs, the war. Although I just saw an episode where beaver puts a voodoo curse on…

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Movies I've Seen Recently

RRR (2022)- Amazing. A true cinematic experience. It’s an epic bromance that has everything. A true epic, 3 hours of mayhem, no way you can take anything out. Just get more comfortable on the couch and accept that you’ll be in for a while. Have you seen the outside recently? Supposedly the days are getting longer, but you can’t tell because it’s been cloudy for like 4 solid weeks. Twin Dragons…

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The Pope Wears a Swatch

The Pope Wears a Swatch

There’s been a debate of whether the Pontiff wears a Casio or a Swatch for a few years now among Popewatchers and watch nerds. In fact, you can bid on the Pontiff’s own watch if you want. I was flipping through Legends of Pro Wrestling by Tim Hornbaker, which is so much fun, when I found the page on The Great Gama. “Modern stories of the Great Gama are almost folklore and difficult to separate…

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Movies I've Seen Recently

back on the lash

Bicentennial Man (1999) Yes, Robin Williams as a robot who yearns to get some action, or be human, whatever. It’s just a really weird movies and the overall strangeness is what sticks with me. It’s based on a story by Isaac Asimov, so there is some interesting stuff in the movie. It’s kinda fucking twee! Get the hell out of here, Robin Williams android making clocks all day long. This sounds like…

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"The Cadillac of buckets."

“The Cadillac of buckets.”

OK. I can’t stop thinking about the Yeti bucket. I’m not even going to put up a link, it sickens me. The “YETI LoadOut 5 Gallon Bucket” is basically a 5 gallon bucket that cost $40.00. That’s right FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS. According to reviews it’s “The Cadillac of buckets.” “The bucket to end all buckets” These people. 40 of your American dollars is the base price, if you want one with all the…

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"Well, time to get back to reality."

“Well, time to get back to reality.”

Wow, Tiger King, what the fuck huh? I finally got around to watching it because one of my coworkers was vehemently talked about it when I saw him a few days ago. Fuck it, I thought, I’ll give it a shot. By now you’ve probably seen it, or heard enough about it, that you’ve gotten your fill. At one point someone says something like, “Well, time to get back to reality.” What reality? That whole…

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Sphere - Michael Crichton

Sphere – Michael Crichton

A team of scientist is picked out by the military to investigate something at the bottom of the floor. But maybe, just maybe, all is not what it seems. I read this as a kid and I didn’t remember any of the book at all. And I didn’t see the movie, which looks terrible.  It’s also weird I didn’t see the movie, because I was a big fan of Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park and The Lost World being two…

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an arduous ritual

A Dark Song (2017) dir. Liam Gavin

Sophia hires an occultist, Joseph, to help her complete an arduous ritual in order to reach her dead son, but things aren’t that simple. A Dark Song’s fantastic buildup is a thing to be admired, but this isn’t something you can put on in the background as one really has to watch it to get the full…

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complete and utter monster

complete and utter monster

This horror movie experiment is like one of those old school zombies, kinda shambling about, losing parts and getting lost along the way. But hey! Still kicking. Here’s a rundown of the last few movies I’ve seen.

Chernobyl Diaries (2012) – At first I thought it was going to be a found footage movie, which is always a turn off for me, but fuck it, I had nothing better to do that night. Luckily it…

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then it gets weird The Apostle is the latest flick from Gareth Evans, whose name should ring familiar because he directed the AMAZING duo of The Raid and The Raid 2.