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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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Your header made me scream into the literal void
thank you! welcome to flavortown -mod orpheus
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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eurydice: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
orpheus: it's not a joke, i'm a legit snack!
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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Orpheus, turning around to make sure Eurydice is there, only to have her disappear forever and return to the Underworld:
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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Orpheus, turning around to make sure Eurydice is there, only to have her disappear forever and return to the Underworld:
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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hadestown characters as userboxes
orpheus:
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eurydice:
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hades:
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persephone:
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hermes:
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the fates:
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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You could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you.
Orpheus, probably
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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Orpheus: Hewwo
Eurydice: Greetings, humans
Persephone: Sup bitches
Eurydice: Three kinds of people.
Hades: Good afternoon
Eurydice: Four kinds of people.
Hermes: Yo what's poppin' ma homies?
Eurydice: Five kinds of people.
The Fates: Hey motherfuckers
Eurydice: Six kinds of people.
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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Mod Orpheus says I need to post more but I have no idea what to post.
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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guys please consider my and @orpheus-iii´s au that is either incredibly blessed or incredibly cursed or both (im not sure which one) thanks
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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orpheus eats dirt
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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orpheus from hadestown eats dirt!
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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Orpheus: It's very muggy out today, isn't it?
Eurydice: If I go outside and find all our mugs sitting on the front lawn, I'm getting a divorce.
Orpheus: *sips coffee out of a bowl*
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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eurydice: all the great poets have said something. aristotle said “the whole is more than the sum of its parts.” plato said “wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.” socrates said “there is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.” what did orpheus say?
hermes: orpheus said fuck
eurydice: HE DID NOT!
hermes: orpheus said fuck
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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orpheus: say, hades, you´ve been pretty sick lately. have you seen a doctor? i think you might have a case of updog.
hades: what´s updog?
orpheus: nothing much, what´s up with you?
persephone: *laughing hysterically in the background*
orpheus: HEY PERSEPHONE! PERSEPHONE COME HERE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU, IT WOULD WORK!!!
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orpheusesguitar · 5 years
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(to the tune of ymca)
YOUNG MAN!
you can strum your lyre, i sAID
YOUNG MAN!
i have strung the world on fire,
YOUNG MAN! 
you can sing your ditty, i sAID
YOUNG MAN!
I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC CITY!
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orpheusesguitar · 6 years
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eurydice: orpheus, i'm cold.
orpheus: here, have my jacket.
persephone: hades, i'm cold.
hades: and? do you think i control the weather?
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orpheusesguitar · 6 years
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eurydice: i´m proud to identify as moronsexual. i´m only attracted to idiots.
orpheus: who needs to prepare for the winter when we have music?
eurydice: *already taking off her dress* orpheus, you are so fucking stupid.
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