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optimusiastic · 5 years

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Megatron: I have Starscream even tho he is irritating, Barricade, Blackout, and Bonecrusher.

Optimus Prime: Do you know what I have? A group of robots who have trouble taking orders.

Bumblebee: *chasing a bee*

Starscream: And one who seems to enjoy chasing bees.

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“My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing…Primus, what is that thing called…other people.”

— Ratchet

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My fashion sense is: I’m cold and I’m pissed off.

— Ratchet

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I am not a sore loser! I just prefer to win... and when I don’t, I get furious.

— Megatron

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Ratchet: The real treasure is the memories we made along the day.

Ironhide: What the frag are you talkin’ about? I almost died.

Ratchet: Ah yes, my fondest memory.

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Megatron: You’re like a cloud.

Starscream: Pardon, Lord Megatron?

Megatron: A cloud, you fucking weasel. When you disappear, it becomes an exquisite day.

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Ratchet: I’m not scared of you. None of us are.

Bumblebee: Yo, I kinda am.

Ironhide: Shut up, punk.

Optimus: [in the background, still wondering how the autbots have lived this long]

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Sam: Can I tell you a secret?

Ironhide: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.

Ironhide: However, you could tell Bee because odds are, he’s not even listening.

Bumblebee: [fascinated with a butterfly, not even aware of his surroundings]

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Optimus: Wait- did you just call Bumblebee the equivalent to a female dog?

Starscream: I-

Ratchet and Ironhide: Oooooooh~

Megatron: haha you stupid peasant, you’re fucked

Starscream: N-no?

Bumblebee: YES YOU FUCKIN DID !!!!

Optimus: Bee, language.

Also, Optimus: [kicks Starscream’s ass]

— in addition to my “gEt yOur fUckin dOg biTch!!!” tf post ;)

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optimusiastic · 5 years

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If you’re ever having a rough time, think of this:

Optimus would want you to be patient with yourself and allow yourself time to heal.

Ratchet would want you to take care of yourself. Eat, get enough sleep, stay hydrated and clean.

Bumblebee would want you to know that you’re never alone, and that you always have someone out there that loves you and cares about you.

Ironhide would want you to keep fighting and never give up. He would want you to get back up and fight, even when things get hard.

Cade Yaeger would want you to keep hope and faith in yourself, as well as life and all the good it can bring.

Drift would want you to find your inner peace, and do what makes you happy and calms you down. He would want you to find healthy ways to calm your nerves and release stress.

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Optimus: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea-

Ratchet: And then he ignores you? Like he is right now?

Bumblebee: [oblivious to the fact that Optimus is even talking to him or Ratchet is talking about him because he’s messing with a bee]

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Megatron: How come whenever I have fun, it is considered wrong?

Starscream: Because people die when you have fun, Lord Megatron and the Autobots care about the squishy organics.

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Vivian: I really want to do something stupid.

Cade: I’m stupid. Do me.

Crosshairs: [eyebrow raise]

Cogman: ...

Hot Rod: ...

Drift: ...

Hound: [puffing on his cigar]

Edmund Burton: ...

Optimus: ...

Bumblebee: [snickering]

Cade: Did I just say that out loud?

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Starscream: I’m a miserable failure.

Megatron: Yes, you are.

Starscream: I’ve failed my mission.

Megatron: Yes, you did.

Starscream: I could use some words of encouragement.

Megatron: Yes, you could.

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Bumblebee: Big mood.

Optimus: Wh- Big Mood???

Ratchet: Just ignore him.

Later....

Optimus: [searches urban dictionary to find out why bumblebee has been reciting strange words]

Next Day - in an Autobot Meeting

Optimus: Big mood.

Ratchet: Bee, what have you done?

Ironhide: Oh for Frag’s sake-

Bumblebee: [crying tears of joy because his father now relates and understands his references]

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Optimus: [face mask clicks on to cover his mouth and in that moment you know shit is about to get serious]

Starscream: GeT yOur fUcking dOg, bItCH!!!!

Ratchet: Oh Primus-

Ironhide: Oh for frag’s sake-

Bumblebee: It dOnt bITE!!!!

Starscream: YeS iT dO!!!

Optimus: ???

Megatron: ???

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Bumblebee: [in a middle of a battle]

Bumblebee: [nearly gets shot]

Bumblebee: WHOEVER JUST SHOT THAT, YOUR MUM’S A HOE!!!!!

Optimus, who is still unaware and confused: Bumblebee-

Ratchet, who is well aware: Ignore him.

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