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jolenejolinb · 14 hours

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#youre mine #indivisible #bodybuilding #fandom #spooky girl #nct #michael bay #fics #pesci #onurcanzcan

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joelscala · 6 days

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#1940's #michael bay #victoria #feelin myself #turned on #poets corner #yandere male #realtalk

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todays-xkcd · 1 month

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You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is holding a guitar and singing on a pier.] The ship was the pride of the American side It was due to set sail forCleveland As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most With a crew and good captain well seasoned

But taking a walk on the shore by the dock Was a songwriter named Gordon Lightfoot He was humming a tune but it didn't have words For it's challenging trying to write good

Poor Gordon sought glory but needed a story His career in folk music imperiled He mulled over this as he watched them do work On the hull of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Perhaps it was wrong, what he did for a song He should never have bribed that mechanic But his maritime crimes are no worse than the time Young James Cameron sank the Titanic

#xkcd #xkcd 2910 #the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald #lyric reskinning #titanic #gordon lightfoot #james cameron #armageddon (1998)#michael bay

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providence-park · 5 months

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TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT (2017)

Dir. Michael Bay

#mygifs #scifi #cinema #science fiction #film #transformers #megatron #the last knight #michael bay #futuristic #futurism #mech #jaeger

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filmaticbby · 7 months

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) dir. Michael Bay

#transformers: revenge of the fallen #michael bay #cinematography #ben seresin #american cinema #megan fox #2000s

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asianrabbit · 9 months

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Transformers (2007) Megan Fox / Mikaela Banes

#transformers #megan fox #mikaela banes #michael bay #shia labeouf #bumble bee #filmedit #2000s

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imthebentley · 7 months

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The Bentley’s Hit list

just incase you were wondering:

The Metatron - self explanatory

Shax - strongly implied, to my face, that I was outdated. What a bitch.

Demons - obviously not my one (or Eric), but ones in general that show up via flies, forced entry, or interrupting Freddie Mercury - I HATE IT

Michael Bay - he killed 532 cars for his stupid movie and I’ll never forgive him.

Elon Musk - this isn’t about Teslas, I know plenty of Teslas who are really nice (even if they sound stupid as they go by). He once hit his own truck with a hammer on purpose - and also he’s a bigot.

Jeremy Clarkson - self explanatory

Anish Kapoor - yeah that fine artist who copyrighted Vanta black. No, not because of that. Him and his trucks full of giant art are the car smashers of Camberwell AND NO ANISH I WON’T TAKE IT BACK FOR LEGAL REASONS!

Towtrucks - how dare you in general, (made me have the most humiliating day of my life).

Tories - self explanatory

#this list will be regularly updated #the bentley #good omens #good omens rp #imthebentley #the bentley speaks #list of enemies #Elon musk #Anish kapoor #Michael bay #Metatron #Shax

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flexingtyger99 · 1 year

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Transformers 2007

#transformers #transformers 2007 #autobots #decepticons #movies #robots in disguise #cybertron #optimus prime #ironhide #starscream #bumblebee #ratchet #jazz #michael bay #transformers movie #pop culture #live action

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mysharona1987 · 1 month

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The way Hollywood still has it out for Megan Fox is terrifying.

She’s a bit of a hit or miss actress. So what? Many actors are like that.

Her performance in Jennifer’s Body was fantastic.

And saying a Michael Bay line with a straight face deserves you instant appreciation alone.

#megan fox #The razzies #Me too #Michael bay #jennifer’s body #oscars #horror #horror movies

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hydravns · 1 month

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"I will fight anyone who stands in my way."

Optimus Prime

TRANSFORMERS (2007) Dir. Michael Bay

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georgeromeros · 1 year

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The Rock (1996) dir. Michael Bay

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sparks-prime · 4 months

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one thing michael bay never understood was that we don't give a flying fuck about the human characters the Megan Fox scene would have been exceptionally better if it were oiled up Optimus instead

#IM JUST SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING #valveplug #michael bay

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dangergirl64 · 5 months

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