Valkyrie: Jane Foster #4 - “The Sacred and the Profane IV” (2019)

written by Al Ewing & Jason Aaron art by CAFU & Jesus Aburtov

Now I can’t get the image of Charles just floating languidly through the sky with a giant, helium-filled noggin out of my head.

I'm gonna say something nice about Professor X:

he brain t h i c c

Thanks for putting this cursed image into my head again. Now it’s in yours. (New X-Men #121)

His head has asscheeks, why.

I'm gonna say something nice about Professor X:

he brain t h i c c

Cyclops: Attention passengers: This is your pilot speaking—we’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly, so please strap in. This loser just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be $20 richer real soon.

Inb4:

Your tenth most recent emoji describes your relationship with your best friend

Cyclops Was Right

i know say something is a classic™ otp song and yes i do apply it to all of my applicable otps BUT god it’s such a good scott/maddie song

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Still no one:

Me: (sniffling and ugly-crying) I just really love the X-Men, okay?!

So I was looking around and trying to figure out what the hell had happened to Xavier after he was killed by Cyke back in AvX (because X-Men never stay dead and it’s Xavier, for crying out loud), and I found out the most recent comic with Essence of Xavier™ (besides all that other shit with Red Skull and whatever) (wasn’t a huge fan of that) had the Shadow King and some weird version of Chuck where he... took over Fantomex’s body...? What? I’m just. So confused.

I’m really wondering if Hickman’s Dawn of X thing is ever going to acknowledge that weirdness or if we’re just going to pretend that that didn’t happen.

secret wars (2015) #1 | death of x #4 | house of x #3

X-Men: The End

thinking about how maddie goes from a pawn of sinister to being possessed by demons and then dies without getting the chance to take charge of her own life and figure out who she is as a person

im so attached to arospec scott who has no idea what romantic feelings are even supposed to feel like and therefore has no clue if he experiences them or not but who really needs an intimate connection with one or two people and who eventually learns that he can have that without it necessarily being romantic. he’s allowed to want to move in with someone and kiss them and hold their hand without having to do mental cartwheels trying to figure out the exact nature of his feelings for them

X-Factor v1 #37

Uncanny X-Men v1 #242

Uncanny X-Men v1 #242

scott would really like a nap right about now