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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 3 years

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The demon bro favorite and least favored human foods?

The Obey Me! Brothers and human foods (likes and dislikes)

Lucifer:

Favorite human food: he likes pastas, and Italian foods the most. His favorite being a spinach tortellini.

Least favorite human food: Lucifer isn’t fond of overly-sweet things, the texture of pudding isn’t one he likes at all. He tried human pudding once and if you bring up that experience again he’ll be upset. He really doesnt like pudding.

Mammon:

Favorite human food: Mammon isn’t picky, but mc took him to a human bakery and he tried a pop-tart adjacent treat and now everytime Lucifer goes to the human world he asks Lucifer to bring back a box (or three) of pop-tarts back for him.

Least favorite human food: this guy doesn’t care for super-expensive steaks and meats. To him they taste the same, and he doesn’t like that he gets ‘overcharged’ for a ‘fancy hamburger’

Asmodeus:

Favorite human food: Asmo lives for bubble tea, so few human foods have the same whimsical touch that the foods in the Devildom do. So he firmly believes that bubble tea is the best human food ever.

Least favorite human good: he isn’t fond of spicy food. Anything that’s too spicy isn’t in Asmo’s wheelhouse.

Satan:

Favorite human food: unlike Lucifer, Satan really likes sweet foods. It’s probably as a result of too many bookstore-cafe hybrids. Anyways Satan loses his mind over macrons.

Least favorite human food: he doesnt like sushi, something about it being mostly uncooked puts him off, the first time he was served any you had to convince him not to send it back to the kitchen because he was angry that they’d serve him raw food.

Leviathan:

Favorite human food: Levi is incredibly fond of pre-packaged treats, he can keep them in his room and they are great for when he’s gaming

Least favorite human food: Please if you value your relationship with levi do not take him to a seafood place, he will probably cry and leave. But not before staging a lobster rebellion, and leaving with all the lobsters he can hold at once.

Beelzebub:

Favorite human food: you want him to pick a favorite?!?! Please don’t make him pick one, he will be sat there for so long trying to choose he will get hungry and forget the question. That being said he has a very special place in his stomach for ribs, although you’ll have to help make sure he doesnt chomp straight through the bones.

Least favorite human food: he doesn’t have a least favorite, but unless he’s starving he will hesitate to eat any citrus, the first time he ate a lemon was a hilarious experience for everyone who had the good fortune of being there to see it.

Belphegor:

Favorite human food: He likes marshmallows because they remind him of pillows, get him the big ones, they’re his favorite.

Least favorite human food: Belphie’s least favorite human food is salsa, he doesnt know what about it he doesnt like, but he really hates salsa

#I’m on my way back from the dead #ill start writing again soon #but life’s been crazy lol #time to reblog an old favorite

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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I have what scientists call a ‘deadly mix’ of unshakable ego coupled with a deep and terrible self loathing

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Could you please do some dating headcannons of the undatables (except for Luke unless it's strictly platonic) with a chubby reader who is just the purest thing on earth and she wears cute skirts and dresses in pastel colours and loves cute plushies pretty please?

Oh baby! This one is so cute! I’ll put it on my list :)

Also as a side note i try to make it so all of my headcannons don’t feature body type by design (ie: its not assumed that you’re skinny) ill be happy to write this because i am a little chubby myself,,, :)) we love an mc who has a little bit more to love

#obey me shall we date #obey me!#annon #annon ask

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Actually wait wait. What if Asmo is the one that spills the tea since I assume he’d be the one who can gather info on what’s happening in RAD and he spills it to Levi who then proceeds to talk shit - leviskokoro

They’re a team! I love that dynamic! Levi probably pays Asmo in gift cards to spa appointments and massages to go get some gossip on other RAD students and teachers, then Levi uses it to decide who’s worth his time when he has to do a group project or something ASHKDGFHI.

Levi has a note on his DDD where he writes all the important details about other people that he’ll need to know. It’s how he ‘wins’ at conversions, in his mind if he as all the ‘top secret info’ people will be impressed and like him more -not that he cares- *cough cough* if he overhears people having a conversation about someone he’ll open up the note, look for information he’s gathered about the person then come flying into the conversation talking shit with all the juicy details he’s gotten from Asmo. People low-key live in fear of Levi and what his opinion of them is

#i kinda love this idea LMAO #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me asmo #obey me headcannons #annon ask #annon #leviskokoro

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Everyone thinks Asmo’s the person to go to if you want hot gossip/latest drama, but they’d be wrong. No one talks shit half as good as Levi does

#obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me shall we date #obey me!#obey me headcannons

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Idea: Sitting down to dinner with the house of Lamentation and Lucifer asks everyone about their day, when its Lucifers turn to talk he goes on and on about Diavolo, MC turns to Levi who is sitting next to them and whispers under their breath: “what a simp” Levi immediately loses his shit and goes red from laughing so hard. When questioned mc has “no idea” what set Levi off

#obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me!#obey me Levi #obey me leviathan #obey me idea #headcannon

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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The demon bro favorite and least favored human foods?

The Obey Me! Brothers and human foods (likes and dislikes)

Lucifer:

Favorite human food: he likes pastas, and Italian foods the most. His favorite being a spinach tortellini.

Mammon:

Least favorite human food: this guy doesn’t care for super-expensive steaks and meats. To him they taste the same, and he doesn’t like that he gets ‘overcharged’ for a ‘fancy hamburger’

Asmodeus:

Favorite human food: Asmo lives for bubble tea, so few human foods have the same whimsical touch that the foods in the Devildom do. So he firmly believes that bubble tea is the best human food ever.

Least favorite human good: he isn’t fond of spicy food. Anything that’s too spicy isn’t in Asmo’s wheelhouse.

Satan:

Favorite human food: unlike Lucifer, Satan really likes sweet foods. It’s probably as a result of too many bookstore-cafe hybrids. Anyways Satan loses his mind over macrons.

Leviathan:

Favorite human food: Levi is incredibly fond of pre-packaged treats, he can keep them in his room and they are great for when he’s gaming

Beelzebub:

Belphegor:

Favorite human food: He likes marshmallows because they remind him of pillows, get him the big ones, they’re his favorite.

Least favorite human food: Belphie’s least favorite human food is salsa, he doesnt know what about it he doesnt like, but he really hates salsa

#obey me shall we date #obey me!#obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me levi #obey me belphie #obey me beel #obey me headcannons #obey me hc #ask #annon ask

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Based on a text conversation I just had with a friend. This popped in my head and I couldn’t rest until it was made

#obey meme #obey me asmo #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphie #text meme #obey me meme #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me art

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Do you have a masterlist?

I don’t but I’ll definitely throw one together when i have some time.

In the meantime, i tag all of my stuff pretty hard, searching through my tags should work until I have a master list!

#annon ask #annon

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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I FREAKING PULLED THE NEW LUCI CARD ON MY FIRST TRY

Brb gonna go live this high for as long as possible

#i screeched #om lucifer #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!!! 💖✨

I JUST CANT HANDLE HOW SWEET YALL ARE ALKJFDGALKDJG

I’m so heart eyes for all of you sweeties!

#lovlies #beelzebubsthot #askbox #ill send it forward #heart eyes emoji

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obey-me-fics-n-shit · 4 years

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what do you think would be the most embarrassing things the brothers could do in front of mc? and how might they/mc react?

Huh, this one’ll be interesting. It took me awhile longer than I wanted it to, but here it is :D

Embarrassing things the Obey me! Brothers would do in front of mc

Lucifer:

The most embarrassing thing for Lucifer would be anything that tarnishes mc’s opinion of him. He’s the avatar of pride, so his image is everything to him. If some lower demon were to talk to you about all the less-than-savory things he did during (or even after) the war and his fall, telling you “how brave you are for living with the big and scary Lucifer (and his brothers)” Lucifer would be beyond upset. He’d probably want to get angry and make that lower demon pay, but he would hate to prove their point.

He’s been very careful in making sure that the worst thing you think of him is that he’s strict and has a bit of a temper. On the other hand, he doesnt mind as much if you know some of the nicer side of him, but if Diavolo gets talking about some things he’s seen Lucifer do that are ‘too cute’ he will also be embarrassed. Best case scenario in both situations is just to laugh it off and say something like “haha, not the Lucifer I know.” And let it be, it would crush the poor guy if you were frightened of him for any reason.

Mammon:

Mammon gets embarrassed so easy you could do it without trying (and you have) but the absolute worst thing that could happen would be if those witches he made pacts with ordered him around while he was trying to spend quality time with you, or even worse if they ran into you and him on a day out and ordered him around in front of you. In any case where that is to happen the best way to ease his embarrassment would be to get right back to what you were doing before. when he gets back to you, a quick insult thrown the witches way and a peck on his cheek is a sure fire way to help him feel better quickly.

If it was a rough day beforehand and this happens, he’ll need some extra re-asssurance, because the witches interruption with be the cherry on top that ticks him off. To help him in this case you’ll probably need to sit down with him for a second somewhere and reassure him that you understand that when it comes to those witches somethings are out of his control. He’ll grumble and say something along the lines of “nothings out of control for the great mammon,” but after a pause he’ll thank you for being so good to him and then you can go about your day.

Asmodeus:

Asmo has just about zero shame, getting this boy embarrassed is next to impossible, so when you do see him embarrassed it’ll probably be quite a shock to you. It probably happens when Asmo takes you to Majolish and an old flame of his who he left high and dry tries to warn you against perusing a relationship with Asmo while he’s in a changing room. Asmo comes out to model the new outfit he’s trying for you, only to see you practically cornered by that pesky ex of his. Asmo also has the pleasure of hearing you tell them to “piss off asshole” before you turn to see Asmo in his new outfit.

Asmo isn’t so embarrassed that someone he was intimate with found you gave you a talk, it was bound to happen anyway, what Asmo is embarrassed about is how he wasn’t there to help you. He’s also flattered that you stood up for yourself (and him) but it’s also part of what embarrassed him. He knew how you felt about him but this was the first time it really hit him. For the first time in a long time, his relationship wasn’t purely physical. Asmo immediately takes off whatever he tried on, leaves Majolish without buying anything and he’ll spend the rest of the day showering you with affections and letting you know how thankful he is for you.

Satan:

What gets Satan embarrassed in front of mc is when he loses his temper. It happens on a nice day around the House of Lamentation, when Satan has found out that Mammon sold one of his prized first-edition books for some quick cash. Satan had planned to spend a nice afternoon reading it with you but when he couldn’t find it he called a house-wide search for the thing and eventually Mammon got so fed up with the guilt he told Satan. Needless to say Satan blew his lid. Not in a normal ‘I’m so angry get out of my sight in 3..2..1...” kinda-way, but in a “I’m gonnna rip to shreds before you can even make it to the doorway” angry

you’d been told his anger was frightening, but you’d never seen it this bad, Satan had a moment and he saw you out of the corner of his eye and immediately regretted getting angry in front of you. It’s common knowledge that he’s gotten better at controlling his temper but he also promised himself not to get angry in front of you. He’ll go back to his room to calm down. Give him about three minutes before going in there, you don’t have to say anything he’s great full enough to have your company. Once he’s had a good while to gather himself he’ll apologize and its best to give him a reminder that everyone gets angry sometimes, that venting a little is healthy and you’re there for him. I promise you he will be so touched he’ll damn near cry

Leviathan:

Pretty similar to Mammon it’s not hard to embarrass this poor guy. It’ll probably happen when he gets a new package from Akuzon and one of the brothers (probably Mammon) gets the package first and opens it in front of Levi and you at the breakfast table. Now having one of his games opened itsn’t all that bad, but its a dating sim and one look at the main character makes it pretty obvious that they’re a dead ringer for you. Mammon will let out a roaring laughter and shove the game over to Asmo and Satan, who take turns loudly debating wether or not Levi bought the game because the main character looked like you, or if Levi’s dating you because you look like main character. Obviously this is mortifying for Levi, who snatches the game out of Asmo’s hand and rushes off muttering about how he should’ve known better than to let someone else get the mail this morning.

You should let Levi have a good half-hour before checking up on him. Quietly slipping into his room with a bowl of popcorn you can sit down next to him and ask if he’s started playing his new game yet. “Why do you want to know?” Levi’s gonna ask accusingly, letting him know you wanna spend time with him no matter what his brothers say about him and his game, will make him blush like crazy. The absolute best way to get him to forget all about breakfast though would be to ask him if you could stay and watch while he played. (Bonus points if you use watching him play a dating game as a way to give him pointers on wooing you)

Beelzebub:

Beel is too big, too soft, too precious to be embarrassed about anything. Or at least that’s what you thought, but when he caught sight of you in the stands he couldn’t help the blush that formed, his team noticed. Soon enough they started giving him little “oohs” and “ahhhs” and suggestive winks, saying that he should make sure to show off a little extra just for his “beau in the bleachers” you couldn’t see it from where you were but Beel got even redder and tried to laugh it off and back to practicing. Now this wasn’t the first time you’ve showed up to watch Beel practice, but it is the first time he’s known you were in the stands watching. Every time before you’d sat way in the back and watch for a minute or two before going off to do something else. Today you had no other commitments so you thought you’d stay and support him. But pretty early on you noticed he was fumbling more often than the other times you’d watched. You thought nothing of it, maybe it was just an off day, they happened, after all.

After practice when the two of you were relaxing, you brought it up and asked if he had a bad day before practice. Beel immediately reddened up, but had no qualms about explaining his team got him worked up about you being there and he was trying to look good for you but in the process fumbled up during practice. Seeing a blushing Beel is one of the cutest sights, and seeing that he got embarrassed of your behalf because he was trying to impress you is so adorable you cant help but smile really big at him and give him a quick peck on the lips.

Belphegor:

Belphie ended up embarrassed because you had spent a lot of effort into making up a nice night for he and you to go stargazing, but three hours before you were going to set off for your date he persuaded you into a nap. Belphie woke up before you did and when he looked at the time he saw that the two of you were supposed to leave an hour ago. He wanted to go back to sleeping and pretend in the morning like it was a big goof and you could go out another night, but he instead decided not to let all of your hard work go to waste. He softly shook you awake and while you were still recovering from your impromptu nap he had persuaded you to take, he explained that the both of you had overslept. He was so upset and embarrassed that he had ruined the date you planned but instead of you getting upset with him like he expected, you laughed. After you got yourself together you looked at Belphie “you know the starts will still be there even though we slept in, yeah?” Oh. Now Belphie understood why you laughed, but it didn’t really make him feel much better that you laughed about it after he felt so bad.

It’s written all over Belphie face that this whole deal got him upset, so you rolled out of bed, and pulled in your shoes “if we go now we can watch the stars, ill go grab the picnic basket from the fridge and hope Beel hasn’t beaten us to it.” You stopped by Belphie to pull him into a big hug before he got to his feet and joined you to go start your date.

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