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netaspie · 8 months
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My Master saw this on his Scrying Orb and had his psyche penetrated by malevolent energy. This orbsite really needs to block portals to dangerous sites. Stay careful out there. Remember to teach your elder mages how to stay safe on the Orb.
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trustworthywizardstore.com
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this vendor is known to sell concealed Sinister Potions unbeknownst to their customers, referring to this as "a prank" but multiple inexperienced wizards apprentices have been killed already
source: trustpilot.com/potion-seller
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netaspie · 8 months
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it will cum
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netaspie · 11 months
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I desperately want to get back into OSRS but
a) I burnt myself out REALLY FUCKING HARD despite playing “”only”” like 2hrs a day and can barely bring myself to play it
b) I don’t have money to spare for members
I could honestly just do some afk f2p training like strength or some shit but I dunno
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netaspie · 11 months
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Payment more like
ggayment
fucking laugh
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netaspie · 11 months
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who the fuck is human pet guy
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netaspie · 11 months
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Y’know, come to think of it I kind of don’t want to get genocided because I happen to live in Texas
but I can at least still play my legally acquired guimtee geer
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netaspie · 1 year
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every time i boot up xrd i force myself to go through the entire special move tutorial in order to memorize them
someday i'll remember hack 'n slash exists
someday
but now, we 236P silly :3
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netaspie · 1 year
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i will actually murder John Gaijin if warthunder doesn't load in the next 2 minutes. it has been "AnAlYzInG FiLeS" for literally 30 minutes
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netaspie · 1 year
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i swear to god if robo-ky isn't in strive by the end of the year jack-o gets it
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netaspie · 1 year
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why the fuck does warthunder take so long to "analyze files"??? what is there to analyze??? it's not like an ancient and arcane system developed millennia ago and have since forgotten how to use???
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netaspie · 1 year
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don't call it a comeback until you've come
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netaspie · 1 year
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in the process of reading homestuck, i feel its influence slowly worming its way into my brain, burrowing into my very psyche
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netaspie · 1 year
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fighting games seem really intimidating to get into, especially ones that have been out for a pretty long time. just bought Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2 and excited to learn how to play, but the barrier to entry is really scary ):
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netaspie · 1 year
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HELP MERCY GET OUT OF ITS NEGLECTFUL HOUSEHOLD (TAKE 2)
my old post stopped being rbed, so im remaking it.
hi, im mercy, im 19 and disabled. i have been job searching for 2 years now with no success, and only get £265 month (half of which goes to my dad, who is also disabled, but he often takes 75% of it for drugs and alcohol). i only get to eat one meal a day and my living situation will continue to worsen the longer i stay, as my dad is extremely emotionally abusive and neglectful.
we need money for food, gas and electric, rent, etc (and basic neccesities). were starving most of the time, and rarely ever have food in the house due to things getting more and more expensive.
my current goal is to move out and either find roommates OR potentially find a caravan park to live in or something, as i doubt ill be able to gain the money to rent a place. i dont rlly have a goal, so im setting it at £1000 for now and will increase if i hit that. i unfortunately cant make a gofundme as my dad frequently looks on there and id have to share my legal name.
my p@yp@l is here, my k@fi is here, and my c@sh@pp is here. anything helps. please donate if youre able and willing, and rb if you cant. things are getting worse day-by-day.
£150/1000
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netaspie · 1 year
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3+5=8 always had Nintendo (r) PowerGlove (tm) vibes to me
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netaspie · 1 year
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never trust someone with constipation. I made that mistake, many many moons ago… it turns out they were full of goddamn shit.
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netaspie · 1 year
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