alternate dream punishments for slutty blonde crimes

swan lake soundin ass

‘just make this screenshot the thumbnail’ and then we took it a step further :,)

In some aspects, not much has changed between Gekkoukan and Shujin. After all, we’re very smart, and everyone wants to fuck us. Right? 🍏https://www.twitch.tv/teamcatple🍎

i'll give you birds

canon jewellery aside this feels like more clothes than he wears normally tbh

Alhaitham: I will protect my boyfriend from these 'pranks'

Us: 😃

Kaveh: He must be so sick of me, I mean, we're just roommates 🥺

Us: 😑

get it. because he is naked. he needs to be a-dressed. do you understand the joke tighnari please put down the steak knife

anyway I don't think he learned the lesson. maybe we should hit him with the shrinky drinks again

Alhaitham: I will protect my boyfriend from these 'pranks'

Us: 😃

Kaveh: He must be so sick of me, I mean, we're just roommates 🥺

Us: 😑

get it. because he is naked. he needs to be a-dressed. do you understand the joke tighnari please put down the steak knife

anyway I don't think he learned the lesson. maybe we should hit him with the shrinky drinks again

the Venn diagram of Sylvain enjoyers and Aventurine enjoyers is a circle. a circle with excellent taste. 🫡

they are so fucked up in very different and specific ways. fascinating little dudes. shame about maybe killing them

cheers to having a super normal one at Space Vegas

vroom vroom.. vroom vroom. vroom vroom, is jesus there? vroom vroom, it’s a new day in tartar sauce. 🍏https://www.twitch.tv/teamcatple🍎

NOT CRINGE AT ALL INCREDIBLY BADASS ACTUALLY

I hope it's comfortable and serving you well!! <3333

Cheeky picture of our entry for @PearlinaZine ~ thanks so much for having us!! Always happy to spread the love for these two <333 If you missed your chance to grab a copy the first go around, leftover sales start April 21st at 12pm EST! THEY’RE SO BACK,,,

don't look, don't look, it's fine, don't worry about it

i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

Poor kaveh needs a break fr 😔

smootch the puss puss

LATER TODAY

As @teamcatple joins us once more, our journey of potential franchise redemption continues as Cereza delves deeper into Avalon Forest in Bayonetta Origins! Hope to see you there!

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