Hi! Can I request Akatsuki's reactions to their s/o who's pregnant with twin or more?

Deidara

Sasori

Hidan

Kakuzu

Itachi

Kisame

Pain

Konan

Zetsu

Tobi

WHATS THIS U SAY??? CRACK SHIPS FOR NARUTO??? AHAHAHAHAAAA U ASKED THE RIGHT ANON OP!! Kibanaru, Nejinaru, Shikanaru, naruhaku, kakaita, sakuhina, Sakuten, Inosaku, Shisui x Omoi is really out of nowhere but they weirdly work, Yahiko x Kakashi would be interesting, Hashirama x most of the cast because my man needs more coverage, Shikacho, Nejilee, Itadei, AND A VERY LONG LIST THAT PROBABLY WON'T FIT IN THE ASK BOX 🤧

Omg YES. Living for the Yahiko x Kakashi yes yes yes. I've gained some new crack ships over the years. Gaara x Hinata. They deserve each other they're both so cute and ahhhhhhhhh. Hinata would look after Gaara and he wouldn't allow anything to happen to his sunflower 💛 Also Ino x Obito *inhales* it works *screams* She could CHANGE him. He makes her learn the horrors of war but she shows him how beautiful life can be---- OMFHSJALKALAJFK. Don't. CHALLENGE. ME.

Do people prefer reader inserts or original characters? I know it depends on personal preference but I honestly am not sure what style to write in anymore and I am having a crisis over it. Please let me know your thoughts.

I love how kisame's is just "holy shit, I am a spicy boi"

He really is and needs to learn to love himself more ;-; poor shark baby. He can bite me any day.

Itachi and neji with a partner who likes to make flower crowns and place it on his head or weave flowers into his hair when he's asleep or during their free time

This is so cute omg.

Itachi

He finds it so hard to sleep and when he finally does get some sleep, he is a deep sleeper and not much can wake him up. So when you have made the sweetest little daisy crown for him, intertwined with long blades of grass and the greenest leaves you could find, you take this opportunity to go over to his bed and lightly place the crown upon his raven coloured head. Making these crowns helps you find peace and you want to share a bit of that peace with Itachi who these days doesn't find such a thing mostly.

When Itachi finally awakens, you're not there but the daisy crown still is. Through his lashes he sees the little white flowers hanging halfway over his eyes. Slowly he blinks. Yet he doesn't react right away; partly because he's still waking up. He instantly knows who did this to him. Itachi doesn't rip off the crown. He keeps it on. Calmly he stands up and takes his Akatsuki cloak from the peg and slips the large coat on. He leaves his room and walks into the lounge area of the Akatsuki base where he saw you knelt before the coffee table with various materials laid out messily on the wooden surface. There was the evidence. More grass, more green leaves and even more daisies. You lift your head, seeing Itachi in the doorway. You couldn't help but smile brightly at the sight of him especially with the flower crown on.

"Good morning, Itachi!" He closed his eyes and silently sighed in his head. He knew why you were so cheerful. Yet he walks over to you and kneels beside you.

"I see you are the culprit." You nod happily to his words.

"Do you like it?" The Uchiha looks into your shiny eyes, so full of hope, so full of life. How could he not like what you had done for him? In a world full of darkness, you always found the light within it. Even in the darkest corners at times. Itachi's onyx eyes softened and the smallest of smiles took shape.

"Yes." His voice was so gentle, just above a whisper. With his lips being right next to your ear, it gave you butterflies in your stomach. It was the little interactions like these which made you fall in love with the Uchiha all over again. He looks down at the objects of your creation, his fingertips brushing over the white petals of the daisies. "Do you need help?" He knew you were more than capable of making them on your own, but he wished to be apart of finding the light. His eyes were falling into the shadows, yet when he looked at you and the things that made you happy... a small glimmer was found in those shadows.

"Thank you, Itachi."

Neji

The Hyuga was not impressed to begin with. In fact he found it quite irritating; your constant ambushes to try and place crowns of flowers on his head. You were never successful in the beginning. With him having the byakugan it was quite the impossible challenge. The situation was very reminiscent to the times Might Guy tried to challenge Kakashi all the time as a kid. You were doing similar things to Neji except you were trying to place flowers on his head. You would try and catch him off guard when he slept, pee breaks, when he was eating, taking baths- but each time he was two steps ahead of you and you were never successful. Until today.

It was not how you wanted it to happen. You were broken with some bad news this morning and the best way you found to deal with it was to sit in the meadow, tugging at the grass and buttercups and tying them together to make a crown. You feel a shadow cast over you and you look up with teary eyes to see Neji. He always had a frown on his face and this time was no different. "What's happened?" He asked sternly. You explained reluctantly what you were told earlier and his expression changed. No longer did he scowl. He looked at you kinder now. With understanding. "I see." Neji looks down at your hands, seeing gold and green between your fingers as you tied the two colours together. Now he was beginning to understand why you did this. A coping mechanism. A way of comforting your heart in times of loneliness or sadness. Without saying anything, he sat down in front of you but with his back facing you. He had his eyes closed and breathed gently through his nose. No words needed to be said.

Your eyes lit up. Is he going to actually let me- "Hurry up before I change my mind." His tiny outburst made you jump and straighten your spine.

"Sorry!" You finished up the buttercup crown as quickly as you could and carefully you place it on his head. He didn't react. Not from what you could see anyway because his back was facing you. By him not moving, it was sending signals to you that you could go on and do more. After all, he understood this was to help calm and comfort you. So he would stay like this for as long as you needed. You smile warmly. Picking at the daisies around you, you placed them in your lap and look at Neji's beautifully long hair. Careful not to hurt him, you lift a few locks of his hair at a time and start to weave the daisies throughout. You must have been there over an hour doing this and all the while Neji sat so good, his arms crossed and eyes closed.

He may not have said much during this interaction, but his actions spoke a thousand words. He would sit as long as was needed to ensure your happiness. And that every bit of sadness that you felt that morning had disappeared into nothing.

Kakuzu’s, deidara’s, kisame’s, and itachi’s reactions to their s/o chopping off all their long hair (and I mean like pixie cut short) please? Love your blog

Kakuzu

Deidara

Kisame

Itachi

Bestfriend Shikamaru headcanons?

This guy will be available for you 24/7. If you need a shoulder to cry on, he'll offer his. He might not be the most sympathetic but he listens. If you need to speak to him about something in the middle of the night, he may not be pleased about the rude awakening, but he'll give you advice. Never will he turn you away. That's what friends are for, right? And best friends stick with each other through all weathers. You could lash out at him and call him all names under the sun but he knows you don't mean it. He wouldn't run after you. He'll let you calm down and go back to him in your own time. You'll apologise for your behaviour and he tells you not to worry. And that you're a drag sometimes when you do that.

Shikamaru is a man of justice and will strive for what is right, even though he knows it's a pain in the ass to do so. But he does it for you. When you're on a mission with him, Ino and Choji, a heated discussion can occur between you and his teammates on what to do next. If he believes you're in the right, he'll tell them to stop and listen to you. Even though they may not agree, they respect Shikamaru's words and listen to you. It's not biased. It's respect. If you're right in what you say and others don't agree, he'll shine light on the situation. If you're not being heard by a group of people, he'll shout from the top of his lungs for everyone to be quiet. The room will fall silent and he'll look to you for you to continue with what you're saying. Having Shikamaru as your best friend means respect and loyalty.

Being Shika's best mate means you are practically adopted by his parents. Most nights you are having dinner with them, papa Shikaku Nara letting you having a small cup of sake and mama Yoshino Nara trying to get you to eat everything on the table. You'll tell her you're full but she insists and persists. Shikamaru and Shikaku will laugh at your suffering of a full gut, turning green over the table because that means at least she's not torturing them for the time being. However, the whole setting of eating with his family is so wholesome and they really feel like a second family. When it came to graduating from the academy, they were there to congratulate you. That time you broke your ankle in two places? They were frequently visiting you at the hospital. They heard you got run down with a nasty cold? Yoshino would pack you a remedy together and get Shikamaru to deliver it to you. If you and Shikamaru were gonna head out to get some lunch together? Shikaku would hand you a wod of cash to cover you both.

Could I get some dorky Deidara headcanons trying to impress his crush? :)

He is a dork. But he's our dork. 😉

Damn. From the moment he saw you, he fell hard. You were so damn beautiful. The embodiment of art. One of the things he'll do to begin with is get... angry at everything. If something goes wrong whilst trying to impress you with one of his shitty jokes or tries to do something nice - it doesn't go down too well. Being near you gets him so flustered that he'll either lash out not at you in particular but at the world "WHY IS IT SO HOT TODAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE." And proceeds to rip his vest off in annoyance. Or he'll leave the room and just smack Tobi into the ground. Either way, because these outbursts are never aimed at you, you can't help but find it oddly cute.

He'll make little clay figurines for you (non explosive). But does he like confrontation when it comes to a cutie like you? Hell no. He won't give them to you but rather leave them in your room. Not entirely noticeable. Just in places where you would need to be relaxing on your bed, looking around and you'd notice the new object after a moment of spacing out. The figurines would reflect on what you liked / cherished in your life. If you loved to dance, it would be a figurine of a ballerina. If you loved wildlife, a clay mould of a deer. Flowers? A rose. Winter? A snowflake. Whatever you valued, he would symbolise that in one of his moulds.

Another thing he would do to try and impress you is taking you out to fly on one of his winged clay creations. He would start this off with "You wanna see something cool?" You'll take his hand and before you knew it you would be beside him in the air. Think Aladdin and his magic carpet. This is the official experience you get but this felt just a little more dangerous than that Disney tale. No smooth journey for the most part. Deidara will get over confident and try to do some sort of cool flip but in the process you'll fall off and he will frantically try to save you. He does so every time. Despite how rough the journey is, you can't help but laugh at the wild ride. Next time, you're driving the clay dragon.

Hi there! Out of curiosity, could I please have a fluff scenario where Kisame is nervous about showing his female s/o his cute freckles? Please and thanks (p.s. I love your blog💞)

Thank you! And thank you for being so patient with me. I hope this request reaches you. 💕

The sun shone high, casting it's warming beams onto your face. Your eyes were lightly shut, basking in the rays whilst your smile grew with every second. With the autumn season slowly coming to an end, with winter on destiny's heels, it was a rare occasion to have a warm day like today. You decided you were going to appreciate every moment of it.

Kisame, your significant other, stood a couple metres away from you. He watched quietly, studying your little actions of happiness such as inhaling through your nose and exhaling ecstatically. He closed his eyes, smirking whilst gripping onto the handle of Samehada which was strapped behind him; just something he always did out of secret comfort. "Heh. Make the most of it kiddo. It's not gonna last."

"I am" You say with a happy sigh, still looking up towards the blue skies with a wide grin. That was something Kisame admired about you. You found opportunity in everything no matter the situation. Finally you look over your shoulder at the shark man and you lunge at him to grab his wrist, taking the rogue ninja by surprise. You pulled at his wrist to try and get him out of the shade in which he was previously standing in and into the sunlight. "C'mon! You got to enjoy it whilst it's here. It's going to be a long winter. This might be our last chance to feel this." You exclaim, successfully getting the tall male to stand by your side.

You didn't need to instruct him on what to do. He knew what you wanted him to do. He sighs in mild irritation but closes his eyes and tilts his head back to feel the final heat of autumn. You smile widely, so content with Kisame's actions. Usually he is unwilling to try new things, especially things that were a little out of character for a mass criminal like himself. Even more so if it was in public. But it was just the two of you and for you, he did these things that made him a little uncomfortable. It was then you noticed. When he tilted his head just right, you could see the cutest freckles appearing across his nose and cheeks. They were a darker blue, faint and reminded you of speckled duck eggs. Your mouth slowly opened in awe and you couldn't help yourself. "Kisaaaa~" You teased, standing before him and grabbing onto the collar of his Akatsuki cloak. You had to go onto your tippy toes to get a closer look of your significant other. He snapped his eyes open, looking at you concerned. When his eyes met with your wide grin, he got nervous.

"What?" He almost hissed out of defence.

"You didn't tell me you had the cutest freckles!" And that was it. Immediately he turned away and walked back into the shadows. You blink in confusion and regret teasing him already. You run after him, reaching out your hand. "Don't be like that! I didn't mean it nasty!" With your little legs, in comparison to his long ones, you catch up to him and jump in front of the male to stop him from advancing forth. You hold out both your hands towards him. "I really mean it, Kisame..." He frowns at you, watching where your hands were going. He took one step back and you paused. After a couple seconds, seeing Kisame was no longer retreating from your touch, both your hands rested on his cheeks gently.

His cheeks grew warm when he saw you close your eyes and smiled deeply. Carefully you pull his head down closer to yours so the tip of your nose kissed his freckles, nuzzling them. "They're so cute...~" You whispered. "You shouldn't have to hide them." You pull back a little to now look into his eyes. His black hues look away from yours, feeling somewhat giddy and lovesick from this interaction. Was he... pouting?

Quickly, you kissed his hot cheek and bit your lip. Kisame cleared his throat and straightened his back, the man now towering back over you. He swooped his arm behind the backs of your legs and lifted you like a bride. "C'mon. We'll be travelling ages with your little legs." You wrap your arms around his neck and curled your toes in excitement as you both disappeared into the woods.

Hi! Could you do SFW/NSFW headcanons of Ino with a female SO? Thanks so much!

Thank you for giving Ino some love ❤️

SFW

Ino is a hopeless romantic, especially when it comes to dating you. After you have a long mission / day at work, she'll have a hot dinner waiting for you on the table. She light a scented candle and play soft groove music in the background and really take time to ask how your day went. Ino can also be the total opposite. If she herself has had a long mission, she won't expect you to have made a dinner for her. She will kick off her shoes and give you a cheeky grin that indicates a take-out is definitely the plan for tonight.

Ino will drop by your workplace if you're working local today and not out of the village. She'll drop off a lunch or even deliver you some beautiful flowers. Sometimes it's done out of romance but most of the time she does this to simply put a smile on your face. She knows how hard you work and always gives a little back for you.

Absolutely loves brushing your hair. When you're sat in the chair in front of the dresser mirror, she'll stand behind you, combing her long slender fingers through your locks. Ino has such an incredibly gentle touch that you almost fall asleep at the feel of her doing this. She will hold the weight of your hair in one hand and use the other to delicately brush through your locks all the while having a look of content upon her face.

NSFW

Ino is such a good pussy eater. She will pick you up to place you down on that dresser and then will crouch down so her head is level with your heat. Her hands will push your thighs away as far as they can go and she will stare at your cute little lips before putting the flat of her tongue down hard on your clit. Being a woman herself who masturbates often, she knows where a lady wants to be pleased and will do just that for you. Ino will suck on your swollen clit, occasionally slipping her tongue down and back up the length of your pussy. She loves feeling your wet fluids on her chin, making her squeeze and massage her own breast. When you tell her that your coming, she will deliberately pin your thighs against the dresser so you couldn't escape the assault from her mouth and will continue to suck hard on your now throbbing clit. You try to push her head away but she is rock solid and you spasm out of control; squirting on her face. Her fringe is now silky with your cum. She finally releases your clit with a small pop and looks at you with lust.

Rather than having her own pussy eaten out, Ino would much rather have you put on a strap on and have her on all fours in front of the mirror. God she fucking loves it when you're pounding into her pussy, making her titties bounce back and forth and adores seeing yours do the same from the reflection in the mirror. She'll beg for you to reach down and play with her clit. Even better is when you surprise Ino with pushing two of your fingers into her ass and feeling that tight hole clench around your digits. She'll knock her head back, tears trickling along her waterline and begin to quake with an orgasm.

Ino also likes to be rewarded. Just like anyone would. But her way of being rewarded is out of this world. Ino will pout her lips and ask with puppy eyes if she can sit on your face for being so good to you. For making you such a good dinner. For making you come so damn hard. You give in to her not being able to say no to those diamond eyes. Without hesitation and a beautiful grin she'll get onto her knees and slowly lower herself down over your head. Careful to begin with, she grinds against your chin, lips and nose, feeling your tongue slither over her wet lips, dripping with cum. Her head knocks back, almost giving herself whiplash. She grits her teeth, groaning. To begin with her grinding is controlled. Has a rhythm. But 5 minutes into it, she is sloppily thrusting her hips back and forth trying to create more friction. Eventually she pulls her hips so far back that her pussy starts sliding over your erect nipples. My God that is it. She'll start bouncing her pussy on top on your breast, your nipple just entering her wet hole. "Oh fuck y/n" she curses over and over again. You lift your hand and press your thumb messily against her clit, making the blonde buck and soon arching her back as she comes. Her hot cum drips down your breasts to the bottom of your neck and you both look at each other, panting, in complete awe.

What hair color will mostly attracts the akatsuki ?

Sasori - Auburn.

Deidara - Indigo.

Itachi - Platinum.

Kisame - Brunette.

Hidan - Pink.

Kakuzu - Lavender.

Konan - Sandy Blonde.

Pain - White.

Zetsu - Green.

Tobi - Red.

Is it wrong to say that my all time favorite akatsuki member is Hidan? I know he killed daddy asuma, but goddamnit, he's such a good villain. I'm sad he was "killed off" so soon. I'm glad it happened bc of baby Shika, but still. (He's also the sexiest, but who's counting right hahahaha)

Oh it is not wrong. He is a sinful sex god; one that I worship from time to time.

But Kakuzu... omfg I want him to shake me, toss me against a wall and push me through a glass door onto a hard wooden floor and wreck me until my asthma gives way.

Idk how to put this and all butttt I'll try.. How would Hidan & Kakuzu react to their s/o (who's kinda chubby) being upset and down about their figure because somebody was nasty to them?

I'm on a roll. 3 posts in one night? *throws away my walking stick* LET'S GO.

Hidan

He would be pissed. And this is before he finds out it's because someone was nasty to you about your weight. When you make a comment about how gross you felt, Hidan would roll his eyes from where he was on the couch, his arms stretched out on the back of it. "For fucks sake. How many times have I gotta tell ya? You're fine." You stand there in the doorway, holding onto your arm and you look down to the ground in shame. Not from Hidan's words but from what that person said to you earlier. Their vile words echo in your head and you can't help but start to tear up. Hidan hears your tears patter on the wooden floor boards beneath your bare feet. His dusty pink eyes look over his shoulder at you. He softens. But only the tiniest bit. He sighs loudly, getting off the sofa to walk over to you. "Don't fucking cry about it... geez..." He says these words gentler. He swings his arm around your neck to bring you into his solid chest.

Through small sniffles, you admit to him what had happened. Now he's doubly pissed. "Why do you listen to them?!" He kissed his teeth with a loud smack. "Right." He releases you from his grip and walks towards his scythe. "Where'd you last see 'em?" Your eyes snap open and you run over to him, holding onto his wrist, begging for him not kill them. Because you sure as hell knew that was what he was going to do. He smirks at you teasingly. "Relax. I'm just gonna fuck 'em up a little." He whispers under his breath. "And then sacrifice them to Jashin."

Kakuzu

You told Kakuzu what had happened today. The comments someone had made. Kakuzu was never really one to take part in a conversation so most of the top it was like you were talking to a brick wall. Small talk was not his thing. He isn't one to cave in to emotions either. So knowing that Kakuzu wouldn't really say or do anything and rather than keeping your feelings bottled up, you told him / the wall how your day went... and that you were now feeling pretty shitty. You try to keep smiling but then you look in the mirror. You could see Kakuzu in the reflection sat at his desk, counting his money and you could see your figure. There was absolutely nothing wrong with how you looked but that person's words haunted you. Clung to you like a leech.

You lift a hand to cover your eyes, not wanting Kakuzu to see you cry. However he could not miss the jolting motion of your shoulders as you tried to hold back the hurt. A large hand grabs a hold of your waist, pulling you towards the bed. Kakuzu had gotten up from his desk in such swiftness that you were already in his lap before you realised what had happened. He sat on the edge of the bed with your legs either side of him, his massive hands holding tightly onto your hips which made you wince in pain.

"I thought you better than that." His right hand sunk deeper into the plumpness of your hip, making your breath hitch in your throat. "Listening to mere words." You felt ashamed. He was right. Why did you listen? But it's so hard when you don't have the strength to fight back. Your thoughts were interrupted by Kakuzu's nose making contact with your chest. You could feel his hot breath through his mask which made you quiver in delight, butterflies fluttering within the pit of your stomach. His eyes were closed, listening to the little sounds you made from his touches. "We're all made of flesh and bone." He lifted his head, his bright jade eyes looking into yours. He was frowning, like always, but this time he held a look of desire. "I have no care for such things."

Screaming. I love Kakuzu. Come to me DADDY. 😝

when do you think Sai realizes he's in love with someone?

May I please first apologise for how this is about 3 years late? 😭 I have a soft spot for my beloved Sai. I think he's extremely under appreciate (especially being in Sasuke's shadow) so thank you very much for this request.

Sai finds it hard to understand emotion as well all know. Despite this, ever since meeting Naruto and learning the values of friendship, his views on emotions, feelings and ideologies has changed. He is more eager to get to know people, despite feeling his nerves start to ever so slightly shake. For the first time, he feels nervousness especially when it comes to exploring you and your feelings. He'll see you walking by and just when he is about to walk over to you, he freezes. He blinks in confusion and looks down at his hands which are trembling. What is this? Only for a moment does he stay still, then he will find the strength within himself to reunite his presence with yours.

Sai finds himself asking you more questions than he would any other person. From simple things like "What colour do you feel most connected to?" to more complicated questions like "What is love?" Of course, the answer to that can come in many forms. It's different for each person and only the individual can solve that riddle for themselves. Sai finds your answers interesting however and wants to listen to every possible answer you could give to his thousands of questions. Perhaps it's not the answers he seeks. But your company. A sense of belonging.

One evening, Sai would be sat beside you like always, the two of you staring out onto the setting horizon. The yearn to be near you had grown within him to the point where every day he had to have some form of contact with you. This had confused him yet he did what his body and mind asked. But something felt more powerful than the latter. He frowns deeply and grits his teeth. His hand clutches over his clothed chest above where his heart would be. His breathing gets a little heavier. You look at him concerned and ask him what's the matter. His response... "it... hurts..." You're confused to begin with, looking at his chest where he is clutching. "Why does it hurt?" He looks into your eyes and you melt at the sight of him. It was not a physical pain, but an emotional discovery. You smile at him warmly. After seeing the look in your eyes, he knew. He finally realised what love is.

(non-shippy) how kankuro would act around his best friend,,?

Every Friday night would be beer night. No matter what your gender, he would be sure to meet up with you at your local bar around 8pm to down a couple beers. Or if you're feeling a little cheeky / celebratory then a cocktail night it would be. Kankuro would be the first to get smashed, having the little green umbrella tucked behind his ear, complaining about how Gaara needs to hurry up and get a girlfriend/boyfriend whilst you have your face in a bowl of peanuts close to passing out. Nevertheless, nights out with Kankuro are the best. They always end in the both of you walking home with your arms over your shoulders singing "We are the Champions" by Queen or "Proud" by Heather Small.

When mobile devices are finally invented, the two of you are texting whilst away on missions. Kankuro would always start the text with something like "Bruh. This kid slapped my puppet." You don't respond. You're actually busy with your missions. When you finally look at your device they'll be another text asking "Do I kick him?" You finally respond with "Pls tell me you didn't" an hour goes by. Kankuro finally ends the mystery with "I did."

This guy be trying to trade snacks with you if you're on a mission together. You finally slump down against a tree, ass cheeks hitting the floor and you crack open your lunch box whilst he whips open his Spiderman one. He'll peer over to see your goods and holds up his Kit Kat. "I'll trade this for your Cheesestring." You frown following with a "Hell no, dude." (Who likes Kit Kats?)

Years later...

My Motto as from Today.

‘Going to do imagines even if it kills me.’

I am your slave, I love you, please forgive me for my death slumber.

Please do madara swf and nsfw? I love the idea of a fluffy-hearted madara! (Also,love your work!)

(Mind blowing the fact that I haven’t done anything proper for Maddy since 2016. The God of sex shall return)

SFW

· Madara is a political man and thus one of the only ways he would even meet someone he could possibly develop feelings for is through an arranged marriage. War was on the forefront of his mind most days. Romance and love was something he simply did not have time to look for. It never even crossed his mind. Even when he is informed, he will be marrying someone from a neighbouring village who would be a divine match to unite both clans together, he would still have no care for it until that very moment they kneel beside him. When he looks into their eyes and his whole world changes around him. Suddenly, the main thought that clouds his mind is them. Nothing else matters. It’s not love which brought them both together initially but status. The hard reality is Madara is unlikely to ever be with someone who is ordinary. Not out of his own personal choice, but out of the politics of his clan. The people of the Uchiha would not settle for anything less for their leader.

· The God of Uchiha would always be away dealing with important matters or even in battle so his s/o would not see much of their lover. Madara would often leave small tokens of affection for them whilst he was gone. A single frosted rose. A finely crafted flute. Or even the most beautifully woven silks for them to wear. He knew that his gifts could not make up for the absence of his love, but he prayed that it would make his s/o realise that they were in his thoughts, always.

· Madara and his s/o would be seen as a royal couple in the Hidden Leaf village. Almost more so than Hashirama and Mito. The villagers may fear Madara, however when they looked at his s/o, the one who married him, they would be in complete awe. They would think ‘how could someone like them, be with a man like Madara’ yet the answer would be easy for his s/o. He/she could not see the fear that the villagers saw when the looked at the Uchiha. They only saw the warm and almost shy man that was besides them when they were wed. Madara hated the way they looked at them both to begin with. Over time, Madara embraced what they were saying for he too could not believe why someone like his s/o would be with a man like him. A man who’s purpose always seemed to be to cause bloodshed. Even if it was for the sake of his people. At the end of their walk through the Hidden Leaf village, Madara would hold his s/o close when they were behind closed doors and rest his lips upon the crown of their head. His eyes would be closed whilst his s/o blinked in confusion, he would whisper to them “Who am I to be deserving of someone like you?”

NSFW

· A man of magnificence; he would make love to his lover under the moonlight. His shoji doors would be slid open for the moonbeams to shine down beautifully upon his lover’s skin. It was a selfish desire he had to just gaze down upon them as they led underneath him, naked. It would give him the illusion that he was making love to an actual God/Goddess – a being who saw worth him. That all the hardships he had experienced meant something; that this very moment was a blessing for his journey. He would place gentle kisses over their hand and whisper of how lucky he was that the fates brought them together.

· Something that turns Madara on is being bitten and scratched during passionate and very intimate sex. He would never be one to do it back to his s/o but knowing that he would drive them so far into near insanity that they would dig their nails into his back and scratch down hard enough to make him bleed; the mere thought of it sent his mind to a blissful place. It made him feel more superior than he already was. And when they tried to muffle their screams by biting into the crook of his shoulder, it would make him cum inside of them there and then. Madara would smirk down at them, he/she panting hard, whilst he would tauntingly say “Heh. Was there a problem? Seemed as though you could not contain yourself…”

· The best way to resolve an argument with Madara, apart from apologising and saying he’s in the right, is for his s/o to untie their robes and show them their breasts/dick. This would instantly catch him by surprise and a warm haze of red to plaster across his face. He would look for a split second and quickly snap his head away. His dark locks would be covering his eyes, trying to keep a cool composure, yet it was still obvious the embarrassment he was feeling for being caught off guard. He would clear his throat and politely ask his s/o to tie their robes back up. If his other half refused, his head would snap back to them with a serious yet lustful look. “Now.” He would scornfully say but if his s/o would refuse again, Madara would walk over to them and grab a hold of their robes; ripping them past their shoulders so the fabrics would fall to the floor. He would lean in, breathing lightly, lips next to his s/o’s ear. “Then they may as well be completely off.”