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hyuuga-eyes · 1 day

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I think it's so funny when Itachi and Kizame arrived at Konoha and the first thing they did was to eat candy and drink tea, just two fellows who love candy and tea

#naruto #itachi #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #akatsuki #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki

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ladykissingfish · 18 hours

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(Blank) The Type Of Person …

Konan the type of person to sleepwalk to the kitchen at midnight, eat all the leftover pizza, put the empty box back in the fridge, wake up the next day forgetting what she did, and go around interrogating/threatening to kill everyone because dammit she was planning on eating that for breakfast!

Hidan the type of person to not shower for weeks at a time because he believes that drenching himself in cologne works the same.

Sasori the type of person to say he’s only going to read ONE chapter of his book this evening, end up reading the entire thing in one sitting, absolutely hate the ending and spend the rest of the next day writing a fanfic about it to “correct the mistakes”.

Kakuzu the type of person to insist that his birthday is “just another day” and “not a big deal” then be really, really hurt if everyone doesn’t make it a big deal.

Konan the type of person to seem very gentle and delicate at home, but when she goes to the gym she’s an absolute heavy-lifting beast.

Itachi the type of person to pour himself a bowl of Raisin Bran for the fiber then sit and pick out raisins until the bowl contains an even number of them.

Kakuzu the type of person that absolutely does not trust banks and keeps all of his money either under the bed or in his pillowcase, and everyone KNOWS this but nobody ever tries to rob him because they know this man counts his cash at least five times a day and will literally stab you if he thinks you took even a few cents from him.

“Tobi” the type of person to “confess” to everyone in the Akatsuki as to who he really is, but separately and secretly, so that each person believes that they’re the only one who knows the truth.

Obito the type of person to spend forever picking out little thoughtful gifts for his friends, then never give the presents to them because he thinks they’re not good enough.

Itachi the type of person that spends the first ten minutes in the shower just standing and staring blankly at the wall.

Deidara the type of person to speak vigorously and viciously about someone he doesn’t like, but then all that person has to do is give one teeny tiny positive compliment about Dei’s art and he does a complete 360 opinion change on them.

Kisame the type of person that watches himself work out, shirtless, in the mirror.

The type to wash the dishes right away: Konan, Itachi, Sasori, Kisame

The type to let the dishes sit in the sink until they’re “reminded” to do them: Hidan, Deidara,

The type to purposely do the dishes so badly that the others just do them before they do: Tobi

The type who make someone else do the dishes by threat of violence: Kakuzu, Nagato

The type to never use dishes, period: Zetsu

Deidara the type of person to start some kind of new diet every week. One week it’s cutting out added sugar, the next it’s going for a high protein intake, the next it’s intermittent fasting, etc. The routines usually last about 3 days before Dei gives them up in pursuit of something better.

Nagato the type of person to keep holding on to an old phone simply because the newer ones have gotten rid of the headphone jack and he despises wireless buds. Says it’s for aesthetic reasons but it’s really because he doesn’t get how wireless and Bluetooth works and feels too embarrassed to ask anyone to explain it to him.

Itachi the type of person that'll start going gray in his late teens and feverishly dye his hair at least once a week to hide this from the others.

Zetsu the type of person to be anal about buying “all organic” products at the grocery store and judge the others when they don’t. Conveniently ignores that organic products cost more money and most of the others don’t have the financial resources that he does.

The type to carry the groceries in, in multiple trips: Konan, Itachi, Zetsu

The type to attempt to carry all of the groceries in at once no matter how bulky or heavy: Deidara, HIDAN, Kisame, Tobi

The type to (threaten) someone else to carry in the groceries: Nagato, Sasori

The type to offer to pay someone else to bring in the groceries (but never does): Kakuzu

Kisame the type of person to constantly downplay his talents or abilities, while secretly being the most badass person to ever do anything, ever. Makes a fantastic poker player.

#the akatsuki #naruto #headcanons #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #tobi #obito uchiha #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #zetsu #konan #pein naruto #nagato uzumaki

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atoriv-art · 4 months

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swordsmen chatting :)

#suigetsu hozuki #hozuki suigetsu #kisame hoshigaki #hoshigaki kisame #mangetsu hozuki #hozuki mangetsu #haku yuki #zabuza momochi #dont think abt the logistics too hard i have my own version of naruto that exists in my head.#looove the kiri boys #naruto #art #fanart #2023

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amber-skai · 21 days

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This screenshot made my whole day so I redrew it🥺 I thought it was just too cute.

#Kisaita #Itakisa #my art #naruto shippuden #naruto fanart #fanart #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #kisame x itachi #Akatsuki #akatsuki art #akatsuki members

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bossnori · 4 months

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#kisaita #itachi uchiha #itachi #kisame hoshigaki #kisame #naruto fanart #鮫イタ #kisame x itachi

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mayskalih · 7 months

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How about Sakura wearing Sasori, Deidara or Kisame’s outfits? Like some outfits that aren’t from Akatsuki?

took me some time but here we are: pre-akatsuki outfit swap <3

#sakura haruno #kisame hoshigaki #sasori akasuna #deidara #sakura #sasori #kisame #naruto fanart #naruto #sasha arts #kisasaku #sasosaku #deisaku

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sloaners · 5 months

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he’s speechless from joy, surely

for @modernart2012

#fan art #naruto #itachi #kisame #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #that sweater is real

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kankuroplease · 28 days

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You're mine, and you know I like you for that - I like you (a happier song)

#my art #sakura haruno #kisame hoshigaki #kisasaku #tw suggestive #tw age gap #giving Kisame a random nose ring brings me joy #Sakura’s birthday 2024

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thebloodredraven · 8 months

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Disrespectful moments in Naruto I think about a Lot™

that first lee vs sasuke fight. humbled isn't even the word to describe that.

gai calling kisame a puffer fish to his face, in all seriousness and sincerity

14 year old itachi catching legendary sannin orochimaru in a genjutsu and toying with him. actually, any time Itachi opens his mouth.

that one man groping a 12 year old Sakura and her roundhouse kicking him in the face (deserved)

deidara and sasori arguing about their philosophies surrounding art while using gaara's corpse as a sofa

hidan picking out what instruments konan, kakuzu, and itachi played because he thought they were an emo rock band

hashirama: I'll deal with you later

naruto punching sasuke square in the mouth so hard that he quadruple flipped in the air

literally any time itachi interacts with sasuke after the massacre wtf why was he so MEAN

killer bee too focused on coming up with lyrics to fight but still somehow winning against team hebi

Please feel free to add on

#kisame hoshigaki #naruto #naruto shippuden #itachi uchiha #kisame #madara uchiha #might gai #might guy #rock lee #orochimaru #deidara #sasori #Akatsuki #hidan

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nyaaamato · 3 months

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AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE! late day 1 pic for @obito-week 🎉

#won't lie this is my first time drawing so many people in a pic and it was stupid fun HAHAHA #sorry no zetsu or orochimaru.. they outlived him </3 #obito uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #konan #pein #deidara #sasori #itachi uchiha #hidan #kakuzu #naruto #my art #YAYYYYY #if it's not obvious they are having a post-mortem end of the world party in the konoha playground lol #obito week 2024

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adhdnojutsu · 4 months

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swaddled Itachi KisaIta for everyone who needs a break from angsty Itachi ;)

#naruto #itachi #itachi uchiha #naruto fanart #naruto shippuden #itachi naruto #itachi fanart #uchiha itachi #naruto art #KisaIta #kisame hoshigaki #kisame x itachi #kisame naruto #kisame akatsuki #sameita

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ladykissingfish · 2 days

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*Kisame gently bathing an injured Itachi*

Kisame, speaking quietly: So many scars you have. Your skin certainly tells an interesting tale.

Itachi, head hung down, half asleep: A tale of abject failure, maybe.

Kisame: *sighs* You’re certainly in a mood this evening, aren’t you? Lift your arms, please.

Itachi: *does as asked and groans* God … I feel so sore. And this headache just refuses to leave.

Kisame: Perhaps this’ll encourage you to actually listen to me when I try to warn you about overusing those eyes of yours …

Itachi: I know, I know …

Kisame: I know you know, but my point is that you don’t listen. Every battle, every encounter we have, you lean on that sharingan until you’re at the brink of exhaustion. When is it going to be enough, Itachi? We CAN train in other means of combat, you know? I’ve seen your Taijutsu before, it’s pretty fiercesome, so why —

Itachi: You worry too much, you know that? *scoots over and playfully swirls his fingers around in the water* Why don’t you climb on in here with me, and I’ll show you some of my other skills ~

Kisame: *gives Itachi a wry smile and shakes his head* Nice try, brat, but it’s not working. *holds out Itachi’s robe for him* Come on, you’ve been in there long enough. Let’s get you into bed and a hot cup of tea in your hands.

Itachi: *steps out of the tub and into the waiting robe* When you say “bed”, do you mean —

Kisame: Yes; my bed. I prefer you there, anyway. Easier to keep an eye on you.

Itachi, indignantly: Oi, you’re acting like I’m some child that can’t be trusted. Worse than that, you’re giving me the same treatment that Sasori-san gives Deidara, or Kakuzu-san gives Hidan! Don’t lump me in with those immature brats! I’m not —

*from down the hall*

Deidara: Danaaa! You’re being a jerk, hm!

Sasori: If me being a “jerk” means preventing you from jumping off the roof to “prove that death is a social construct”, then I guess I’ll just keep on being a jerk.

*from the opposite end of the hall*

Hidan: ‘Kuzuuuu! You never let me have any fun, you bastard!

Kakuzu: Fun? For the love of that fake god of yours, how is wrestling a just-out-of hibernation bear FUN?! I KNOW your stupid ass can’t die but can you think of me for once, eh? Can you think of the guy whose gonna have to sew your ridiculous body back together??

Itachi, to Kisame: See?! I may overuse my eyes but at least I’m not actively doing crazy things like those two! I —

*Tobi walks up*

Tobi: Itachi-senpai! Are we still having our dango eating contest tonight? Tobi is positive that he’ll beat your record of 142 dango in one hour!

Kisame:

Itachi: … Okay, even half-blind I can still see that smug look on your face, Kisa.

#kisaita #kisame x itachi #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #sasodei #kakuhida #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #tobi

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atoriv-art · 4 months

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