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thebloodredraven · 18 hours

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Sakura: Sasuke-kun, would you rather I get stuck in the wood with a bear or a man?

Sasuke: Huh?

Sakura: Would you rather I get stuck in the wood with a bear or a man

Sasuke: *thinks*

Sasuke: Man

Sakura: Man??? Why man??

Sasuke: You defend yourself when you feel threatened. You would naturally feel threatened by a bear, but they're also just trying to defend themselves. They don't deserve to get killed. If you feel threatened because of a man, though, they probably deserve the beating.

Sakura: *shocked*

Sakura: *sighs* Okay, let me change the question. Would you rather Sarada be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man?

Sasuke: Bear. Sarada hates men, and she wouldn't kill a bear by accident. Won't be good if she also gets a criminal record like me.

Sakura: That's not what I— *getting annoyed*

Sakura: Let me change it again, would you rather my 12 year old self be stuck in a wood with a man or a bear? And I'll add that the man is Jiraiya.

Sasuke: Jiraiya. Whatever is coming to him, he probably deserves it.

Sakura: I'm 12 in this scenario, Sasuke-kun

Sasuke: Yeah, your punches were already strong by then, even without chakra. The amount of injury Naruto had to deal with... The bear doesn't deserve that.

Sakura: *glares*

Sasuke: *still only thinking of the welfare of the bear*

Sasuke's conclusion: His wife is the most dangerous threat 😂🤭

#This was an actual conversation they had after Sarada showed her mama a tiktok

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thebloodredraven · 18 hours

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