not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.
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The Invitation - Darina Muravjeva.
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Promise?
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Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
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curious. anyway,
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Many city bus drivers will often perform their route with their son onboard, so that in the event they die during their bus driving duties. the child can assume the mantle of bus driver. This is the way this has been done in our society for many years
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this book would have been so much more insane if dracula also kept a journal
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The best running gag in Dracula is that every upperclass citizen is terrified of him but every laborer just roasts him to his face. Poverty is scarier than a goth old man.
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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
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