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Thorfinn 🤝 Mizu 🤝 Eren Yeager
Children who were traumatized so badly by a parent's death that they swear vengance by killing the ones who caused it, spending years of their lives as killers and slowly loosing their humanity only to never even be the ones to land the killing blow
#vinland saga#thorfinn#askeladd#blue eye samurai#bes#bes mizu#mizu blue eye samurai#abijah fowler#eren yeager#eren jaeger#attack on titan#aot#when you throw away your humanity for a fruitless pursuit#and end up loosing your will to live in the process#i love my weird murder blorbos
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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When you stumble across an argument between who's the worse parent between the handler and reginald hargreeves and then you start spiralling into actually researching the different kinds of toxic parents and unhealthy relationships and slowly realize that you kin Klaus becuase you relate to him the most in terms of parental issues
#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#allison hargreeves#reginald hargreeves#the handler#lila hargreeves
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After watching winter night's lazzo for the 329nth time, I finally notice that the harbinger's who actually show their eyes have no light in them
#genshin impact#genshin#pierro genshin impact#il dottore#dottore#columbina#capitano#pantalone#pulcinella#sandrone#arlecchino#tartaglia#childe
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The reason there are no fatui(exept dottore) in Sumero is becuase its so hot.
If any born and raised Snezhnayan were to go anywhere near that place, theyd spontaniously combust.
#mihoyo i figured you out#sumeru#the akademiya#sumeru akademiya#snezhnaya#the fatui#fatui harbingers#il dottore#genshin impact#genshin#genshin theory
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What she says: "Im fine"
What she wants to say: "One of the most ironic things in trigun is how Vash is a representation of the messiah but is treated as an omen of destruction at best and the literal devil at worse. He has seen humanity at its lowest as proof by his scars, but still chooses to be peaceful. Especially with the revalation of his powers in Trigun Stampede, this shows how he was always destined to be humanity's end. No matter what he does, he will always bring devastation with him, basically doomed despite everything he does to go against both his nature and the narative. His kindness and pacifism are a result of pure willpower and determination, this is most noticable in the manga when it was shown that he was the 'colder' betwen him and his Knives. when it was revealed that when they were younger, Nai was the one who had craved approval from humans and Vash himself being more or less indiferent. This boy was meant to be, destined to be a destroyer, whos only path was villainy. This has only made trigun even more tragic, with the knowledge that our hero, our Vash who's only desire was to co-exist with people, was meant to kill them"
#am I fine? no#is our donut loving babygirl fine? also no#vash#vash trigun#trigun#trigun stampede#Nai#millions knives#nightow I blame you for this
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Studio Orange: "Knives' design is meant to symbolize how distant he is from humanity, his near nakedness is a reference to how 'pure' adam and eve were before their fall. Along with how the patterns on his skin directlty connect him to the other plants. This is to counter Vash, who covers himself from head to toe to show his 'shame' as a plant.
The trigun fandom:
JELLY SNUGGIE
#trigun#this fandom is a joy#the entire franchise is filled with religious symbolism#but lets focus on the funny parts becuase if we deep dived into the imagery#we'd all die#tristamp#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#vash#millions knives#nai
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I NEED those of you who are new to Trigun to understand that Vash is a certifiable F R E A K.
Dead. Fucking. Ass.
I have never seen a character, anime or otherwise, (at least in recent memory) as explicitly and unapologetically kinky as Vash the Stampede.
Details/Evidence underneath the cut (because I need to curse someone else with this knowledge or I'll never find peace).
This bottom bitch of a sub brat motherfucker:
1) Full on engages in pet play without a single question or protest.
-Lets himself be dragged around in public by a leash
-Barks, sits and stays when prompted
-Responds to being called "dog" like it's his actual name
2) Strips naked upon request, irregardless of who is asking.
3) Goes into Bishie mode whenever he's shoved, manhandled or punched. Usually by Wolfwood. Sometimes Meryl.
-Sidenote: I'm not gonna talk about the weird moaning noise Johnny Yong Bosch made during a particular episode. I'm still trying to process whether that was intentional or not.
4) Has a fucking FOOT FETISH.
5) Wears a sleeveless undersuit completely made of tight black leather and belts WITH AN OPEN BACK AND STOMACH.
-Sidenote: My sister and I have debated at length whether this outfit was inspired by a gimp suit or not. Like, we don't actually believe it's supposed to be a gimp suit (for several reasons), but also ... dude.
6) Will just straight up refer to someone as "Master" without batting a fucking eye lash.
7) Makes a joke/gives advice?????? on how to properly suck "balls."
-Sidenote: Again ... Mr. Bosch ... please stop tormenting me.
8) In the manga, he makes a joke about Wolfwood "pegging" him and I had to force myself to reread that several times just to make sure I hadn't suddenly become completely illiterate.
I know for a fact that I'm forgetting some things. And most likely I'll add shit to this list later. But holy FUCK.
In conclusion, I'm dead inside.
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My sister has been showing me episodes of OG Trigun--mostly in preparation for Trigun Stampede--but also because it's one of her favorite manga of all time.
And holy SHIT I cannot even begin to explain how fucking batshit this show is. Just hearing Johnny Yong Bosch's voice alone immediately sent me back at least fifteen years.
I have watched all episodes of OG Trigun while drunk, high and sober. And regardless of my state of inebreiation, I was always left with the exact, inescapable feeling of wanting to fucking die from the sheer nostalgic cringe and insanity of it all. I hate this show. I love this show. I'm fucking obsessed.
So, to all those who are curious (or would just like a mini idea of how to compare OG Trigun with Trigun Stampede)--here is my comprehensive list of things that ACTUALLY happened in Trigun that make me go absolutely batshit just thinking about them:
The sheer insanity of the--balls to the walls, barely held together with ducktape, spit and shoestring--of a plot, all with apparently little to no accuracy to the manga whatsoever. This both amuses and horrifies my sister.
The absolute refusal on the part of the anime to actually explain literally anything. Like the fact that the show takes place in space. Or why humanity is on a desert planet. Or what Plants are, why they're important, why they're there, literally ANYTHING.
Seriously, if you've only ever watched the anime you would have no fucking clue what the Plants are or what they even do. And THEY'RE LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BITS OF LORE/A HUGE PART OF THE PLOT OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING MANGA.
A major bit of Trigun's lore/setting is just straight up the events of Wall-E.
Johnny Yong fucking Bosch as Vash's English VA. Enough said.
Vash--by simply existing and (mostly) through no direct fault of his own--is capable of wrecking such sheer and complete utter devastation that there's an actual insurance policy people can file after their town is destroyed in the aftermath of him visiting. Iconic.
Monev is just Spiderman's Venom but with a purple and orange reskin. This was intentional on part of the creator as he is obsessed with Venom. Good on him.
This is only specific to the English Dub (we switched to the original sub for the more "serious" episodes, calm down), but HOLY FUCK the absolutely atrocious line deliveries somehow make the show even worse and yet ultimately so much funnier all at the same time!
Millions Knives is the name of Vash's twin brother.
Vash is bisexual. There are multiple occassions where he will call a random male character "Cute" or "Cutie." Somehow, I am not the least bit surprised.
Christianity exists. And the Church trains orphans to be assassins. This makes perfect sense.
"LUUV AND PEEEEAAACCCCCEEE!!!!"
In the second episode of the series (English Dub), there's an actual scene where an old man and his grandson LOUDLY lament the absolute devastation of their home in the most inappropriately cheerful and candid way possible. And then the fucking kid follows that up by just singing out of fucking nowhere "~Bad times are here LALALALALA!!!!!~"
Vash is part gun.
According to "company regulations," as insurance workers Milly and Meryl are not allowed to take part time jobs. They later take part time jobs. My broke ass resonated too fucking hard with this bit.
"Oh, maaaan! Why can't I just get a break?! Death and poverty like me so much, they've brought friends!" Fucking. Mood.
At one point, Vash does the crab walk to dodge a barrage of bullets. This is, surprisingly, quite effective.
"I'll whack you, mister!"
Legato's introduction is him sitting down on a bench and then PULLING A HOT DOG OUT OF A PAPER BAG WITH A HUMAN HEAD IN IT!!!!
Legato has his own personal saxophone player that just follows him everywhere???????
"Oh my. I'm about to go down in ~fllaaaaaammeesssss!~"
Wolfwood.
In EP 16, someone just starts randomly scatting in the background for no reason. No explanation is ever offered.
"My name is .... VASH DA STAMPEDE-DUUUH!!!!!"
Also in EP 16, one of the villains for that episode sounds, deadass, exactly like Jar Jar Binks. I am not joking.
Legato can blood bend.
There's a mini episode dedicated to Milly and Meryl. Vash shows up for five seconds hiding in a trash can. The joke writes itself.
"The DEADLY DODGEBALL HEAD!!! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with INTENSE SUUUCTION!! Try this at home! ;)"
Knives eats an apple, cuts his own hair and enters his impromptu emo arc.
Legato gets horny over the idea of Vash crying. Idk what to tell you, man.
Wolfwood shoots a child. Granted, said child was gonna try to kill Vash and a bunch of orphans. But still.
Vash makes up a dark song about murdering and killing people. The villains of that episode proceed to roast him for his shit lyrics.
Wolfwood doesn't understand why everyone is mad at him for KILLING A CHILD.
"I meditate diligently every morning. The subjects are life and love ... I quit after three seconds."
The actually downright amazing OST, that has no right to be as good as it is. No joke, one of the best anime OSTs I have ever heard in my life.
"And if you're still having doubts, check out my 100% accurate gunmanship!" *proceeds to shoot directly at the sky only then for a black cat to fall directly on his head. The cat's fine btw*
At a certain point, Vash fakes his identity, gets a disguise and goes under a false name. Said false name being "Eriks." He looks like if someone ran Hohenheim through the washer and then hung him on a clothesline for a week. I have ... no fucking words.
"What is this strange phenomena? Is it some sort of strange and twisted Christian science!?"
For as menacing as they make Legato out to be, he sure does shit all in the grand scheme of things. Also he looks like he raids Seto Kaiba's closet on the DL and duels monsters on weekends.
Vash will randomly have Bishie eyes. Arguably, his most Bishie moment is right after Wolfwood punches him in the face. I'll let you infer what you want from this.
Rem randomly appears out of nowhere to taunt Vash with nonsense riddles and haikus. No explanation is ever given until EP 17 for who Rem is, why she keeps reappearing in Vash's mind, if she's even a real person or just someone Vash made up, etc. Because of this, it just looks like Vash keeps receiving American Beauty-style rose shower psychic attacks while a random woman just spouts absolute nonsense at him. There is no way this explanation will prepare you for the actual experience of watching it.
"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz-" *prolonged pause* "-Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. Don't hestitate to call."
Vash gets adopted by an old woman and her granddaughter. It's actually kind of sweet.
A minor villain in EP 18 demands that Vash strip and then act like a dog. He proceeds to do both without a single objection. Wolfwood pulls down his sunglasses and leers at Vash's naked ass. My sister has informed me that this is actually canonical.
Rem is a hyper Christian.
Wolfwood takes personal offense to a burlesque dancer being absolute shit at dancing. Honestly ... I can't even argue with him.
"Hey, 'Thou Shalt Not Kill,' REMEMBER!? WHAT KIND OF CHURCH MAN ARE YOU!!!?"
Vash saves a town's Plant through the power of Bishie.
While trying to save a child, Vash and Wolfwood both get sucked into quicksand. Said child just watches them go into the ground. I would have done the same.
Milly, Vash and Wolfwood decide to share drinks and before any of them even take a single shot, Milly decides to strip naked. Vash and Wolfwood are very pleased by this. Meryl is not.
"WHOSE idea was it to USE THE GRENADE!!!?? He can't be identified for the reward if he's a pile of pulp, YOU DUMBASS!!!!"
Wolfwood calls Vash pathetic. This kickstarts yet another existential crisis within Vash.
"Thank GOD you asked! It's a long story, although it's kind of a short one."
For literally no reason at all, child Knives decides to embrace his Anti-Christ symbolism and goes full Joker mode. This is not at all accurate to the manga.
Vash and Knives are aliens/Plants. Rem thinks they're actual Christian angels. Deadass.
Milly forces Wolfwood to pretend to be her baby daddy for a whole episode. For pudding. Yup.
Vash enters a dom/sub relationship with a Pokemon gym leader looking lady and they engage in extremely explicit pet play.
Anyway, watch OG Trigun. If you've ever watched any sort of anime abridged series, it will definitely make things a little easier for you. There are definitely too many points at which this show feels like a YouTube Poop and I mean in that best and worst possible way.
Also Meryl is Best Girl. I will not budge on this.
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When the mario movie comes out, I predict that Bowser would be included in the "murder is okay but disprespecting my beloved isnt" category of men
Meanwhile Luigi is begging his husband not to murder the poor fool who accidentally bumped him while on their walks
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I just love being a part of the umbrella academy fandom
Everyone here is so chill and shipping discourse is practically non existent, we barely have any wars, and everyone is just so supprotive of each others takes.
So far, the only real arguments we had are Allison's actions and even then, it isnt much of a war than it is a couple of people debating on weather or not she was justified
#thank you for being one of the chillest and kindest fandoms#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#luther hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#allison hargreeves#ben hargreeves#reginald hargreeves
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When I get my degree in theology, maybe I can make this fandom even angstier
#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#luther hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#allison hargreeves#ben hargreeves#no matter how much we deny it#there is a lot of religous symbolism preent in the umbrella academy
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I just realized that most, if not the entire umbrella academy is neurodivergent.
For example
They either obsses over one thing for a ridiculous amount of time or never focus one one thing entirely (five and klaus)
They seem to have some problems with crowds and social interactions (Diego, Luther and Viktor)
Having trouble eith relationships (allison and Ben)
And if you were to search up common traits found in neurodivergent people, you can probably asign them to a particular member
#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#luther hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#allison hargreeves#ben hargreeves
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It is always funny how the most productive siblings are klaus and five. Like, you would think that maybe luther, who was the leader of the team for years
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I just realized that if someone were to ask the umbrellies their birthdays and ask how old they are the answer would be a multiple choice.
Random person who's about to be hit with existentialism "so how old are you guys?"
Luther "31 but becuase I died in 2019, I think im 30"
Diego "29 but after living in the 1900s for a while and jumping into a new reality I think im already 30"
Allison "31, if you count the 1900s"
Klaus "34 but im not sure if '55 counts 'cus I stayed there for 8 months"
Five "58"
Umbrella Ben "I was 17 when I died, but if its my entire existance even after death then I'd be 34"
Viktor "I think Im the same age as Diego. I cant remember some things becuase of what happened when we came to the 1900s but he and I stayed there the shortest"
#and thats not even tackling their appearances#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#luther hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#allison hargreeves#ben hargreeves
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