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meatswing · 1 year

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I think Hillary could’ve won back in 2016 if she did a better job of embracing her gilf qualities

#politics #hillary clinton #democracy #mommyblogger #government #inspiration #love quotes

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meatswing · 2 years

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Fat girlnuts?!?!?

Yowzah!!!

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meatswing · 2 years

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How tight is dolphin pussy

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meatswing · 3 years

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The Iraq war would’ve been way cooler if they all had sick looking swords.

#I would’ve been like schwingggg #going left and right on those layabouts #like tschak tschak tschak #I wonder if Fiore ever wrote a treatise on cutting bullets in half

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meatswing · 3 years

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#He’s just like me fr

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meatswing · 3 years

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this is me in your mom’s womb

#Hell yeah dude

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meatswing · 3 years

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#And then I was like #yeah righr #what’d shehave #a bong hit transplant?

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meatswing · 3 years

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Schlap schlap schlap schlap schlap schlap schclap shlao schlap schlap schlap schlap schlap schalp schlap schlap schlap

Heee hee hee hooooooo

hooowwweeee, oh nelly, oh mama

ohohohohohphoho wow

unhunhoooooooowowwwww

#Forgot that part #it was very important

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meatswing · 3 years

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Heee hee hee hooooooo

hooowwweeee, oh nelly, oh mama

ohohohohohphoho wow

unhunhoooooooowowwwww

#that’s the sound of me having intercourse with a girl #a real one #a pretty cool one too #with bobbed hair #and big nice breasts #and she thinks my penis is big #and works #compassion #love #mlw #I love women #any woman really #i’ll take what I can get #please dm me

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meatswing · 3 years

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Do you think Kim Yo-jong keeps it smooth or does she have a forest integrity index of 8.02 down there.

#North Korea #diplomacy #question #Maybe life out there isn’t that bad #idk it’s kind if pretty #maybe you could just farm #i want to live inside Kim Yo-jong’s pussy

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meatswing · 3 years

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Oh no!

*has homophobic thoughts*

#mlm #gay #men #homophobia

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meatswing · 3 years

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We need to re-invade Afghanistan

#They’ve proven they can’t take care of themselves #i mean seriously #people hate the american military for no reason #it’s vitally important for keeping the world stable #I’ve been feeling very alone lately #Afghanistan #USA #military

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meatswing · 3 years

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Hamas is a huge threat, to both Israel and Palestine.

Both Israel and Palestine should unite to take the terrorists down.

#Palestine #Israel #Hamas #terrorism #unity #borderline marxist #I don't see the cause of all the drama in the media #the issue is terrorism plain and simple

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