localcryptidmn
Local Aspiring Cryptid
I don't want to be rich; I want to eat the rich & sleep for 10,000 years.
Asexual, Aromantic, & Agender.
I post whatever I feel like sharing, be that art, ideas I live my life by, or random shit I find funny. That is, if I remember I have this account.
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Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN
From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:
Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:
1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.
3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.
4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.
5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.
11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.
12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.
please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks
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ADHD BINGO CARD (the blank version)
@raspberrytaegi
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So, drawing a landscape each day isn't really working, since each one takes at least 2 hours or so. plus, I'm going to start working 8-4 each workday. So instead, I think I'll just chill on weekends & schedule each drawing to be posted at noon each workday, since Tumblr lets me do that. Hopefully this works out better.
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Pride landscape #5!
The MLM flag reminds me of a stormy sea, so that's what I did. I kinda rushed it because I now a lot more people are seeing these now, and might think I've stopped if these don't come out at roughly the same time each day. Speaking of people, I saw I got my first follower! I think so, anyway; for the longest time my stats said I had -2 followers. I'll probably try redoing this one in the future, when I'm much better at drawing water.
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Now that is a gorgeous painting!
tofino sunset. prints here
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Drawing #4!
The lesbian flag always reminded me of a sunset at sea. Figuring out how I was going to do the waves was difficult, but I'm happy with how this turned out!
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I have nothing to add that hasn't been said already, but more people need to hear/read this.
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Living is the only way to experience anything! Although living requires struggle, it's ups and downs are better than nothingness.
I am so happy right now the world is so cool and full of love everyone have a great tuesday holy shit
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I'd say that's because nature is messy. Sure, there are patterns, but with exceptions & changes, especially in a place where many organisms should be competing for resources. Such uniformity is unnatural to the point where it's off-putting.
monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests
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im nonbinary and intersex which technically makes me cis. isnt that fun? i think thats fun. i came out as nonbinary about 5 years before finding out i was intersex, and when i finally found out, all of my dysphoria vanished so quickly. cant argue with CHROMOSOMES AND NATURALLY PRODUCED HORMONES DUMMIES!!! im cis and anyone who misgendered me instantly became a dumbass rather than a day ruiner. answers for why my body was so fucked up validated my gender so hard and ive been on a power trip ever since
Submitted May 8, 2023
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Another day, another drawing! I thought the intersex flag would work great as a volcano full of yellow-hot lava, surrounded by a golden autumn forest as seen from above. That being said, I'm not really happy with how it turned out. I tried to hit a middleground between the trees being too close to the volcano's vent & being too far away to really look like the intersex flag, but it just looks weird to me. I think someday I'll remake this, but instead of a volcano, with a circular pond reflecting the sun.
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Just might have to try this, sounds tasty!
Banana brownie cake
Ingredients:
6 ripe bananas
240 grams of almond or peanut butter (1 cup)
1 table spoon of coconut oil
3 drops of vanilla extract
160 grams of cocoa powder (2/3 cup)
chocolate chips and/or thinly sliced almonds as sprinkles
1. heat the oven to 200 degrees Celsius/400 F
2. mix it all together in a bowl, first with a spoon to smoosh the bananas, then use a mixer for 2 minutes to get a nice, even consistency
3. put a baking sheet on a baking pan, pour the mix in
4. sprinkle chocolate chips and/or thinly sliced almonds on top before popping it in the oven for 25 minutes on 180 C or 350 F
5. wait for it to cool
Enjoy!
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For a while now it seems that @itsapmseymour has been ending Tumblr videos sounding frantic, scared even.
Almost as if in the chance a video was not to end something would happen. Something..sinister perhaps..
It can't be confirmed however as the videos do end, at the pleads of Seymour.
And who is it that they cry and practically beg to end the connection? Andy.
Do what you will with this I just missed writing things that are longer and more thought out.
Even if it is just a joke.
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So just now I saw an ad for Olive Garden, specifically their salad/soups that all come with cheese, and it's got me thinking. There's probably some sort of policy that limits how much cheese you can get right? It can't be unlimited cheese, but what is the limit?
How much cheese can I get away with?
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For only $9.99, I will go on a date with you & your parents, and be such a shit gf that they will finally shut up about your dating life.
my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully
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Noone is strong alone. Humans as a species only made it this far by working together and supporting each other, and if all queer/lgbtqia+ people work together, we will all soon be free.
Free Trans Resources public spreadsheet
Please reblog!
As promised in the comments of the binder master list, I'm now compiling a more all-encompassing free resource public spreadsheet! So far I've got resources for binders, packers, STP devices, gaffs/tucking underwear, gender-affirming clothing, some DIY gender-affirming gear, and some resources on how to clean that gear and how to clean up makeup spills. I'll try to keep expanding things, and feel free to request a type of resource or a specific location in the comments or in an ask! (I can't promise I'll be able to find anything, but I'll do my best! <3)
The spreadsheet is called "Study sheet" to make it more inconspicuous in case someone you'd rather didn't catches a glimpse of the title. Do please note that once you're on the spreadsheet it is very obvious what the content is, so only view it when it's safe for you to do so! <3
(Also here's a post I made of spreadsheets with the same resources but under different names)
Before you click on the link to the spreadsheet:
Some links to videos on how to conceal and delete your history for those who need it (blue text indicates a link)
How to Clear your Youtube watch history (kinda loud at the start and actual info starts at about 1:33
How to Remove Shared Files from Google Drive
how to activate incognito mode on an Iphone , on an Android phone and on chrome on a computer.
And How to delete your Google activity history
Remember to delete your Youtube history after watching!
*Edit* I've added a new section for miscellaneous resource requests to serve as a semi-temporary place for more niche topics that I get resource requests for. If I get more requests for them or find more resources related to the topic I'll make a new separate section for them, but otherwise they can just stay there.
Remember: y'all can comment, tag, or if you want/need it to be more discreet you can send me an anonymous ask. I may not be able to find what you want, but I won't judge you <3
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