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lantern-mans · 2 years
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lantern-mans · 4 years
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Y'know considering how much Tumblr loves frogs it's weird you don't hear about the Loveland frog cryptid
It's a 4ft frog that's like, 3x frog in one frog c'mon guys!
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lantern-mans · 4 years
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Nothing is ever going to be as haunting as the dream conversations I have
Honestly it'll be totally normal n then they'll drop everything they're holding and say "you know we will never get along right" and just stare me down before I wake up petrified
Shit I can't even talk to most the people I've had a dream conversation with anymore. Can't even look them in the eye even the nicer ones where it just felt like I got to know them a bit more as I wanted to talk to them more.
I'm genuinely at the point where if I'm uncomfy and don't know around someone I just kinda assume that I had a dream conversation with them or some shit. What the fuck
I can't even tell if it's better than my other dreams they're all just vague hazy fleshy nightmares and things getting eaten but I usually wake up scared. I wanna dream normally again
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lantern-mans · 4 years
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I can proudly say I've lost the art of subtly after smoking weed for the first time and about 10 minutes after getting home and talking to my parents having them check my eyes for the first time ever
That was quick LMAO
I know it wasn't a smell because I asked the guys I was with so that's Saul good
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lantern-mans · 4 years
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In the pursuit of science.
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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By the way this is a rat king!
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HEY GUYS NEW ANIMAL CONCEPT
rat king, but with horses.
Taking donations to make this a reality now!
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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HEY GUYS NEW ANIMAL CONCEPT
rat king, but with horses.
Taking donations to make this a reality now!
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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Man old angel descriptions were whack although I'm still unsure how I got this outta them lmao
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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Tik Tok are cowards who couldn't handle my joke so here it is instead
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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You ever find yourself listening to music that's like just too inspiring?
Like I'm sitting here in a school toilet tryna waste away 30 minutes & robo-Cthulhu is being brought unto our feeble world by an angelic nightmare choir of some kind like this shit slaps but definitely not when it's need & I have no solution because I don't wanna stop
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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SoundCloud accidentally summed up my 3 states of existence, neat
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lantern-mans · 5 years
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The Millipedes know of your traitorous thoughts & will deconstruct any argument you have. Do not resist, it's not worth exerting yourself.
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