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It'll be a fun day when non-americans find out that Washington DC is in fact, not in Washington.
#They're two different states#merica#america moment#america#I live here and I had no idea until like a week ago
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Okok SO
I asked if you could make a pt 2 to that one howl fic you made and OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SMMMM
I just read it recently and since I’m only active on tumblr once every few months I couldn’t sing your praises earlier BUT TYSM FOR WRITING IT, ITS SO GOOD
AHHHHHH 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Dude, thank you so much!! You're literally the best, ilysm seriously thank you❤❤❤
Please tell me if you want another one as well bc I'm bored and desperate and ur literally my favorite person rn
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The tumblr porn bots keep following me.
An x Male/GN Reader blog.
Lovely job.
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Your howl fics are amazing!! I am so happy someone writes for Howl and Male and GN readers! :) Thank you so much.
Can I request a Howl x Male reader, where Howl is dealing with his own problems and is getting more annoyed by the minute, so when the reader comes to him with a small problem (like maybe they ran out of some magic ingredient idrk T~T), he just couldn't add a new problem to his list and snaps. He takes his anger out on the reader.
When this happens to me I usually snap, then go somewhere and come back home to sleep and forget about what I did when I snapped till the next day.
Maybe this can happen with Howl? Like the next day, when the reader is scared to talk to him he remembers what he did and comforts the reader.
Sorry if this is too long, I had ideas for Howl for so long but I can't write them out ;-; So you're like a miracle to me.
Take care <3
you are the sweetest anon ever. I can and will write this but it took a bit, sorry bout that. So here it is! Also, feel free to come to me with all your Howl x Male/gn Reader ideas I need stuff to fill my time anyways. I do apologize for this being so late I've been dealing with a lot of shit.
At the current moment, you were trying to make a potion that would help Howl recover less painfully after his little trips through space and time. That specific wizard was sitting at the table with his eyes closed and the bags under his eyes rather prominent.
You worried your bottom lip between your teeth. You couldn't find a certain ingredient you needed and Markl was out. You'd have to ask Howl.
"Eh- Howl?" Your voice started quiet. You fiddled with the hem of your shirt. "Uh, Y/n? Y/n, kid, you shouldn't do that!" Calcifer warned from the fireplace. "I don't know where the dried maple flowers are! And I doubt you know." You countered.
"Howl, sweetheart, I'm sorry but-" You just barely touched his shoulder when he jumped up. "Fuck off, Y/n!! Why do you have to be so fucking annoying?!" He yelled, his eyes full of rage.
You flinched back, eyes wide. You quickly left the room, leaving the ingredients by the fireplace. Abandoned. "Howl.." Calcifer sighed. They both looked after you with mixed emotions. "You don't deserve that boy. Never did."
~Next Day~~
The morning fell around and you woke with some difficulty. Your face was red from crying and you were glad that there was more than one bathroom in this castle.
You washed your face and listened carefully for any signs that anyone was around. None. You slipped from the tiles onto the wood and were met with the glittering eyes of Markl. "Hey, Uncle Y/n, I was wondering- Wait are you okay?" He asked.
You nodded. " 'Course. What's up?" He shook his head. "Nevermind. I'll be right back! I have to do something real quick." Markl ran off down the hall, his red hair floofing out a crazily.
You gave s small smile before turning around and being met with sapphire eyes. Your face fell and you suddenly felt scared. "Wait, Y/n, please don't go." The desperation in his voice startled you. You looked back up at him.
"Y/n.. Darling, I'm sorry. I really am." His voice was quiet, like you'd never heard it before. "..." He raised a gentle hand and brushed a stray lock of hair from in front of your eyes.
"I was just..." He seemed to be struggling with his words. "Angry. Frustrated. Overworked." You finished for him. Howl nodded slowly. "Forgive me?" His voice was no higher than a whisper now.
You thought for a moment, gently intertwining your fingers together. "Sure. But this is your one and only free pass. You kissed him softly, no more than a peck. "Do you still love me, at least?" You blinked. Then giggled. "Of course, you moron."
He swept you up in his arms before bringing you to bed. Howl buried his face in your chest and restricted most of your movement. You twirled a finger through his hair.
The door opened, just an inch. And a hand came through with a handmade craft. Markl placed his little gift on the dresser and left, thinking he was unseen completely. You chuckled. How darling.
~The End~
I hope this is to your standards, if not I apologize
Again, I apologize for it being so late I've moved twice in the last year and moving schools is a pain in the ass. Doesn't do much mentally either.
#howls moving castle x gn reader#howls moving castle#howls moving castle x male reader#howl jenkins pendragon#markl#calcifer#x male reader fanfic#howl x male reader#howl x you#sweet and fluffy with a sprinkle of angst#fluff#bit of angst#love the anon's#<3
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Question for the other people on this app that have vaginas: Who uses Tampons and who uses Pads? If you only use one and refuse to use the other, which and why?
Second Question: What are cramps like
Oh and I've heard drinking lots of fluids(water not any other kind of water based fluid, looking at you coffee/energy drink addicts) helps to prevent cramps.
#Periods#Blood#Pads#Tampons#Period cramps#I'm a trans guy so I still got a vagina but I'm curious as to how other people with the feminine anatomy fair#You mf's are gods/goddesses/entity's we love ya
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yes but the animals are screaming and throwing acorns at each other
scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
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Okay but lanky guys with messy hair who look like they haven't slept in days>>>>
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Hiii! I loved your works about Howl, and I was wondering if I can request a Howl x male reader, where Howl takes the reader to the flower garden at night for a date and they end the night by dancing under the stars and sharing a sweet kiss?
Thank you so much! Im glad you liked them! Oh my fucking God that is an amazing idea. I shall do my best!
Howl x Male Reader Part Three
You sat with Calcifer silently reading from a book that Howl had leant you. Though your mind was occupied with thoughts of how Sophie will react when she finds that you love Howl just as much as she does.
You jumped slightly as soft hands ran through your h/c hair. "Howl." You breathed a sigh of relief at the kind smile he gave you. The smile he would give no one else. "I have something to show you, love." He whispered. You cocked your head to the side slightly. "Hm?" He slipped his hands into yours and led you to the door.
He clicked the dial to a new color. One that wasn't there before. "A new place?" You said. "Yes. One I made especially for you, pretty boy. With an extra little surprise." You couldn't help smiling in excitement. You bit your lip to try and stop the goofy grin from spreading but it was too late.
Howl opened the door. A field of gorgeous flowers filled your sight. The sky was dark and filled with the twinkling lights we call stars. And a picnic had been set up with a few candles. "I made sure to make lots of f/f(favorite food), as well." He said.
You were much to stunned to speak. "Do- Do you like it?" He sounded worried and hopeful. You hugged him tightly. "No. No I don't. I love it." You could feel his smile and he hugged you back.
The two of you talked, well, you mostly did the talking, and ate. You could bloody well say that this was the happiest moment of your life.
"N/n." Howl said, his dark hair shining in the starlight. You looked up at him. He was holding out his hand. You took it. He pulled you to your feet and put his hand on your hip. "Care to dance, my love?" You smiled for what felt like the millionth time that night. "I'd love to."
You swayed to the sounds of the night as if they were a grand orchestra. You felt as if you were floating. It was the best experiences you ever had. The first was meeting the mysterious man.
You closed your eyes for a mere moment, just to feel the whole world disappear around you when it all came crashing back around you. Though it wasn't a bad crash. It was the best. Howl was kissing you. It wasnt unpleasant. It was soft and sweet. And he tasted of strawberries and cream.
"I think I might love you." You whispered. "And I as well, my dear." He replied, hugging you close.
~Until Next Time!~
#howls moving castle x male reader#x male reader#fluff#writing#howls moving castle#studio ghibli#howl jenkins pendragon#Howl x male reader
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Would you consider making a part 2 to your howl x male reader fic? I just read it rn and it made me so happy 😭❤️ there’s pretty much nothing for male readers and Howl out there so I was excited reading this
I shall do just that. I'm so very glad you liked it and thats the exact reason I wrote it, heh. Well, I wrote this while sick so it might suck. Here we go, part two of Howl x Male Reader!!! (Yo wait i just reread the first one and then read this one. It sucks. So uh, apologies for this one being shit. I'll do a better one when I have more time I'm so sorry Anon)
You and Sophie sat in front of Calcifer, simply talking and waiting for the master of the house to return. You both had finished cleaning the entire castle, minus Markl's room of course. You had told him if he cleaned it himself, you pay him 10 gold coins.
"Well, I better go to the market." Sophie said, standing slowly. You frowned at your friend. You'd known her since you both were babes yet now... A curse lay upon her. But unbeknownst to everyone, one also laid upon you. "I'll come with you." You offered. "No, that's alright. You've always been such a kind boy, N/n." You smiled at her as she put her hat and her shawl on. You handed her the basket and she left out the door, down the street and to the market.
"Hey, Y/n?" You heard Calcifer say. "Hmm?" His flame snapped and crackled. "I hate to ask this of you, but do you mind getting me some more wood? I'm kinda out.." You smiled gently. "Sure thing. I stored some extra over here." You dragged a few pieces of oak out from a small storage space in the wall and set them next to the fire demon. "Ooo, oak. My favorite. Thank you, Y/n!" He dragged a piece into his mouth and crackled happily.
You turned and came face to face with Howl. He seemed drained and his face and clothes were stained with dirt. "Howl! Oh my God! Are you alright??" You exclaimed, cupping his face. He leaned into your touch. "Your hands are soft." He muttered. His voice was hoarse. "Let's get you to bed, love. Okay?" You whispered, placing your arm around his waist. "Cal, mind heating up some water tomorrow? He's gonna need a hot bath." You smiled at Calcifer. "Yeah. Bo problem. Take care of him please!"
You had always been fascinated with the trinkets and things that decorated the wizards room. You took of his jacket and folded it neatly at the end of the bed. You left for a moment before coming back with a bowl of warm water and washcloth.
As you cleaned the dirt off his face, you hummed a lullaby that your mother sang to you. Once convinced that he would sleep throughout the afternoon and the night, you stood to leave.
But a hand on your wrist stopped you. You looked down to see his sapphire eyes droopy, but still open. "Stay, please." You tried to protest. "Howl-"
"Please."
You frowned. Then smiled softly. "Alright." You sat down next to him and propped your legs on the bed as well. Your back lay against the headboard and Howl's arms lay around your waist.
"Thank you..." You barely heard him whisper. "Anytime, darling." As you began to doze off, you felt soft, sweet lips press against your own. "Goodnight, pretty boy." The comforting voice of Howl said, escorting you into your dreams with the ghost of his lips still against yours.
~The End(Unless you want another one that is! You'd just have to give me a promot to go with it.)~
#Howls moving castle x male reader#Howl x male reader#Studio ghibli x male reader#Studio ghibli fiction#howls moving castle#x male reader#Fluff#Love#Thanks lovely Anon!!#writing#Fics#Fanfictio#studio ghibli fanfiction
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i wanna fucking tear you apart PT. 2 (demon!eddie munson x steve harrington) 18+ only
Summary: Eddie and Steve find themselves being babysat and watched like a hawk while Dustin devolves into conspiracy mode, trying to figure out how exactly Eddie is back from the dead. Steve was going to die of blue balls. It was official.
Word Count: 8.7k
[content warnings: swearing, demon/incubus!eddie, hurt/comfort, gay sex, choking, hand/ring!kink, slight gay crisis, praise!kink, Monsterfucker!Steve, overstimulation, feminization and breeding!kink – I know, a real doozy here]
Notes: ya’ll! there was so much demand for another chapter of this AU, and by god, you’ve got nearly 9k more to enjoy. I went through my DND handbooks to do some research on incubus’, and mostly based Eddie’s new look on the art, even if it’s more of a stereotypical demon look. Have fun!
PT. 1
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Steve knew he didn’t really have a touchpoint on normal behavior for “your friend/fuckbuddy that came back from the dead in an alternate universe hell” but he definitely knew something was not quite right.
They hadn’t really had an opportunity to talk about what happened the night of Eddie’s return. Steve, suddenly feeling wrung out and exhausted, had fallen asleep halfway through Eddie redressing him and helping — well, more like dragging — him up the stairs to his bedroom. Then, Steve had woken, feeling slightly cold with dread in the pit of his stomach, to find himself alone in bed and his phone ringing off the hook.
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Hey peeps, so I will answer Questions and Comments as well as requests so if anyone has any of either feel free to ask!
And to the anon that requested the Newt x Reader fic I am currently working on the second part for you and it should be out within the month. Hopefully. If not I sincerely applogize.
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Hello, may I request peter x teen male reader trying to comfort him after Tony's death.
Yes you may! Though I will warn you, this will most likely suck ass though. Sorry its a bit short btw.
Pairing: Peter Parker x Teen Male Reader
Warnings: None really
Genre: Angst and Fluff
Y/N knocked on the door of his friend Peter's apartment. Soft footsteps were heard from the otherside and the locks clicked open. Instead of expecting May to open the door, Y/N's eyes widened upon seeing a puffy eyed Peter.
"Pete? Are you okay? What happened?" He immediately became worried because the Peter he hung out with at school never cried. Ever.
Peter's lower lip trembled and his eyes filled with tears again. "Pete?!" Y/N said, hugging him tightly. Peter hugged back even tighter. The two stood in the doorway for a little bit as Y/N just whispered words of comfort and rocked ever so slightly. "You wanna sit down, Petey?" You whispered, pulling back slightly. "I can make you some food if you want?"
He sniffled and nodded. "Sure.." He muttered, pulling out of the hug. "Alright, Pete. C'mon. I'll try, and possibly fail, to make some soup without burning it in the microwave." Y/N sighed, remembering when he burnt soup.
"I still dont know how you did that." Peter shook his head slightly. "If you dont know how I did that, then you'll be even more confused as to how I burnt cereal." Y/N said, pulling a large can of Chicken Noodle soup from the cabinet.
Y/N turned to see a bewildered look on his friends face. "You are going to starve when you get into College." Peter sighed. "How dare you, Petey." Y/N grinned.
They didnt speak until the microwave dinged. And even then, they didnt speak. Not until the bowl was empty.
"Pete.. What's wrong?" Y/N said quietly, kneeling in front of his friend. Silence fell over the two. Peter lowered his head, trying to avoid his friends eyes.
"Mr. Stark died." He whispered, his eyes filling with tears again. Y/N's eyes widened and he grabbed Peter's hands gently. "Oh no.."
He knew how important Tony Stark was to Peter. He knew how Peter idolized him. Y/N hugged him and let his friend cry. "It'll be okay, Pete. It'll be alright." He whispered.
They sat on Peter's bed and cuddled until they both fell asleep curled in each others embrace.
"Fuck yeah. Happy owes me 30 bucks." May quietly celebrated when she got home.
(And end. I do hope I did this to your liking. If not, feel free to tell me and if you want give me some pointers on to how to make it better. Thanks for the request and I do hope you enjoyed it!)
#Peter Parker x Male reader#angst#there is going to be fluff dont worry#fluff#tony is dead#MCU#comfort#marvel x male reader
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Can I request newt x reader, but the reader is the one who came up before newt and was like the 4th or 6th to arrive, and they are a runner runner with Minho, and just how they find newt and take care of him after he tried to killed himself but failed.
Sorry if that doesn't make sense I suck at words.
Don't worry, it makes perfect sense, hun. I can totally do this. Thank you lovely Anon for giving me something to do. I am very sorry if it sucks tho, love ya. Also, sorry this is late. I meant to get it out much sooner. Yo this fucking sucks.
Pairing: Next x GN! Reader
Warnings: Su1c!d3 attempt, gonna be lots of fluff don't worry little ones, this is probs gonna suck bc even tho I read the books and watched the movies many things are going to be out of line and the time line is gonna be fucked. Definetly before Thomas came obviously.
Genre: Fluff and Angst
Ack, good luck.
You stood fom inspecting something behind the vines that grew on the Maze walls and looked back at Minho. "What was it?" He asked. "Just another one of those WICKED things. Same as the others." You sighed, shaking your head.
"We should start heading back. Its getting late." You nod in reply and begin your route back to the Glade. "I wonder how Newt's doing. Since this is only his second run." You said. Minho rolled his eyes. "I'm still surprised that you didn't ask to run with him rather then me." He said teasingly.
You bumped his shoulder, throwing him slightly off balance. "I can't just not run with you. You'd get lost in here and become Griever food." You snickered. "Me getting lost? What about you?? Last run you took how many wrong turns?" You cringed. "Don't remind me. I embarrassed myself in front of Newt in the process.." You whined.
Minho opened his mouth to say something else but instead stoppes in his tracks. "Minho? Whats wrong-" Your words dried in your throat as you followed his gaze to the blonde boy that had climbed up the vines and looked as if he wanted to jump.
"Newt!" You wasted no time running to the wall he climbed. His head whipped around to look at you as he heard his name leave your mouth. His fingers let the vine go and his legs slipped off. He fell. Your scream bounced off the Maze.
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When Newt opened his eyes, his body ached and his leg hurt like hell. He turned his head and saw you sitting next to the bed he was in with your fingers intertwined with his own. Your eyes were closed and tear tracks traced down your face.
He sqeezed your hand gently and your eyes shot open, looking at him with desperation and happiness. Your lower lip trembled and the tears began again. "Dont ever fucking do that again." You said sternly, the shake in your voice showing how worried you were.
"I- I'm.. I'm sorry, Y/N..." Newt whispered, avoiding your gaze. He tried to slip his hand out of yours but you only squeezed tighter. "You do not get to leave this bed until you are fully recovered. And you do not get to resist anything you are given, alright?" You told him. "And if I want to hold your hand, im going to hold your hand because you scared the shit out of me. God you're a dick. I like you way to much for you to leave so soon." You hugged him tightly.
Newt's eyes widened slightly and slowly hugged you back. "Sorry.." He muttered. "I am going to take care of you for however long it takes. Minho is going to kill me because he's down two runners but I don't care I am staying with you." You said, grabbing his face in your hands and forcing him to meet your gaze. "Okay?" He hesitated before nodding. "Okay." You gave him a quick kiss to the forehead and smiled. "Good. Now, I am going to go get us some lunch. Be right back!"
You left to go get lunch and Newt stared after you. He couldn't stop the smile that appeared on his face.
(My dear Anon this the end but if you would like more feel free to ask for more. I do hope you liked this and that it lived up to your expectations. If it didnt i sincerely apologize for wasting your time.)
#maze runner x gn reader#fluff#angst#su1c!d3 attempt#you dear anon are amazing thank you#newt x gn! reader
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Y'all, give me ideas for an x male/gn reader pleaseeee
I can also do another Howl x Male Reader if ya want to-
(Just gimme a prompt or ideas for how to do it)
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Happy Pride Month my friends!
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(HEAVEN OFFICIAL'S BLESSING SPOILERS)
Just found something really sad. So, those of you who have read it and know that Mu Qing, Feng Xin and Xie Lian used(I refuse to believe they aren't still) to be friends and such, right? So, I'm actually reading the Manwha now and I just realized something and looked it up.
Nan Feng and Fu Yao are actually Mu Qing and Feng Xin in disguise. They disguised themselves after Xie Lian's third ascension to help him. Its canon. And sad. And I want to cry. They still care for Xie Lian and I'm fucking sobbing.
#heaven official's blessing#sad#im fucking sobbing wth#xie lian#mu qing#feng xin#xianle trio#this manwha/novel/show is so fucking sad
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I'm gonna be a bit cringe here and say, what if the brighter the firework you light up, the more of a chance there is for your comfort character to see it in their world?
K, I'm done. That was kinda stupid but do what ya want with it.
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