continuing this because it’s funny. here are some highlights from chapter 2! (spoilers obviously)
1) Nora is ready for that sweet enemies-to-lovers
2) DAVID <3
3) Alex?? wtf?? hate-reading Henry’s Wiki page?? not very heterosexual of you
4) NDAs bby
5) an iconic reunion tbh (w/ sarcasm from all parties)
6) late night freezer raid (Henry’s gotta have his Cornettos)
7) Star Wars (pt. 1)
8) Star Wars (pt. 2)
9) Alex not giving a FUCK that his life is in danger
10) oop—
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began rereading rwrb. only finished chapter one and here are my highlights (not in any particular order)
1) Alex not understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around him; Nora finding this amusing
2) Alex determining that no one should care about Henry’s relationships
3) Alex being a complete dumbass and forgetting about the royal wedding; tbh i thought June was going to murder him
4) moments before disaster
5) Alex naming people based on how posh and British they look (and June going to dance with Henry ig)
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rwrb trailer is out. i’m about to ruin all relationships i have by interjecting the trailer into every conversation
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don’t talk to me, my girlfriend, or our Build-a-Bear rainbow axolotl daughter (Minnie) ever again
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haven’t decided if i want to bury my gays yet or if i should be the first to give them a happily ever after
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after creating my fictional characters, i think i finally understand why it’s so difficult for parents to pick their favorite child
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sooo was no one gonna tell me that the worst part about writing a novel is having to answer impossible questions from your parents, like “what’s it about?” or “what are the characters like?” like how tf do you tell your parents that there isn’t a straight person for miles and most of them aren’t white
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