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irritumm · 7 months
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loki: *hugs tony lovingly*
steve: weren't you two having an argumant earlier? loki, don't you claim to be a vilain with frozen heart incapable of forgiving people?
loki: shit, you right
loki: *hugs tony aggressively*
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irritumm · 8 months
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терапевт: итак, что вас привлекает в локи? тони: я люблю мужчин, которые заставляют меня чувствовать себя живым, но также дают мне понять, что так может продолжаться недолго
therapist: so, what makes you attracted to loki?
tony: i love men who make me feel alive, but also let me know that it may not stay that way for long
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irritumm · 9 months
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therapist: so, what makes you attracted to loki?
tony: i love men who make me feel alive, but also let me know that it may not stay that way for long
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irritumm · 9 months
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loki: *wakes tony up from a nightmare*
tony: what the hell are you doing here?
loki: i heard moaning and screaming coming from your room and i always must be a part of it
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irritumm · 3 years
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tony: are you into guys?
loki: i’m evil
tony: yeah, i heard, but are you single?
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irritumm · 3 years
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loki: i don’t have friends or lovers and i don’t want any
tony: bold words for someone within hugging distance
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irritumm · 3 years
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loki: i know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. and one of them is a knife
tony: what’s the other one?
loki: i don’t know, never had to use it
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irritumm · 3 years
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тони: тебе нужно научиться любить себя
локи: но ведь ты ненавидишь себя?
тони: да, но мы говорим о ТЕБЕ, сфокусируйся на этом
tony: you need to learn to love yourself
loki: but don’t you hate yourself?
tony: yeah, but this is about YOU, so stay focused
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irritumm · 3 years
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локи: ты переживаешь?
тони: о чём? но да
loki: are you worried?
tony: about what? but yeah
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irritumm · 3 years
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tony: you need to learn to love yourself
loki: but don’t you hate yourself?
tony: yeah, but this is about YOU, so stay focused
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irritumm · 3 years
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loki: are you worried?
tony: about what? but yeah
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irritumm · 4 years
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тони: *ест пончик, глазурь на котором тает из-за жары*
тони: поверить не могу, что жаркие лучи солнца прошли путь длинной в 149.6 миллионов километров только ради того, чтобы испортить мою глазурь!
локи, закатывая глаза: конечно, ТОЛЬКО ради твоей чертовой глазури
tony: *eating a donat while the glaze melts due to the heat*
tony : I can’t believe that the heat from the sun traveled 149.6 million kilometres just to melt my glaze!
loki: of course, ONLY BECAUSE of your fucking glaze
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irritumm · 4 years
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tony: *eating a donat while the glaze melts due to the heat*
tony : I can't believe that the heat from the sun traveled 149.6 million kilometres just to melt my glaze!
loki: of course, ONLY BECAUSE of your fucking glaze
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irritumm · 4 years
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Тони: *начинает играть в гляделки*
Локи: я выиграю, это легко
Тони : правда? как?
Локи : моргни, если любишь меня
Тони : *сразу же начинает быстро моргать* ты зЛО
Tony: *having a staring contest*
Loki: i’m gonna win this easily
Tony: really? how?
Loki: blink if you love me
Tony: *immediately starts blinking rapidly* yoU’RE EVIL
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irritumm · 4 years
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Локи: знаешь газонокосилки? роботы-пылесосы вегетарианцы 
Тони: иди спать, прошу... подожди... чёрт
Loki: you know lawn mowers? vegetarian roombas
Tony: go to sleep please… wait… damn
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irritumm · 4 years
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Tony: *having a staring contest*
Loki: i’m gonna win this easily
Tony: really? how?
Loki: blink if you love me
Tony: *immediately starts blinking rapidly* yoU’RE EVIL
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irritumm · 4 years
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Loki: you know lawn mowers? vegetarian roombas
Tony: go to sleep please... wait... damn
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