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invaliowat · 14 days

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call me a wall the way i’m bearing all these loads

#as an engineer I was obligated to reblog this #also it’s fucking funny

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invaliowat · 23 days

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No because @salmonsalad69 you’re so right though. Him figuring out that Jack Black exists would’ve been cosmically too much for this world to handle.

I’m glad this post reached its target audience.

Like @bradleysweetheart re: Nick Bradshaw loving the entirety of 2000s movies, I genuinely fear for what would’ve happened if he saw Night at the Museum. Bradley’s sanity would’ve been in the garbage.

I don’t often acknowledge the fact that Nick Bradshaw canonically died in Top Gun, BUT, if I were to do such a thing it would be like when I was thinking the other night (I know- dangerous) and I was like rip to Nick Bradshaw you woulda LOVED the 2008 classic movie Step Brothers.

#nick goose bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #nick Bradshaw is the dumbest dead person ever #I love him so goddamn much #like he’s an idiot #(affectionate)#(like so affectionate)#(like foaming at the mouth affectionate)

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invaliowat · 25 days

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I don’t often acknowledge the fact that Nick Bradshaw canonically died in Top Gun, BUT, if I were to do such a thing it would be like when I was thinking the other night (I know- dangerous) and I was like rip to Nick Bradshaw you woulda LOVED the 2008 classic movie Step Brothers.

#nick goose bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #how the fuck do I tag this #no #seriously #that’s a real question #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #idk my head is so empty #but full of shit like this #I posted this in an absolute fit of ‘fuck it we ball’ energy #guys #he WOULD have loved Step Brothers #you know #the 2008 classic I watch every three and a half months #because it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen #you KNOW he and Maverick would reenact the bunk bed scene #and Ice would just come home and be like #???????#please can it just be normal #and slider would be like thoughts and prayers bro #they can be gay in this if you want btw (they TOTALLY) are #but this was more just my stupid thoughts about how like #if Goose hadn’t died you know he would also watch that movie like every three months #and Bradley would be like please stop referencing it #it’s NOT funny #and he’d ref anyway

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invaliowat · 28 days

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Summary:

"So Nick didn’t really know how to start this.

Well.

That’s not true.

He knew exactly where to start this.

Knew exactly what he wanted to talk about and who he wanted to talk to it about damn near down to not only the words he wanted to say but the cadence and the rhythm and the tone of it as well.

If he hadn’t thought about it the whole way there, the entire car ride back to Maverick’s house and again on up the stairs, he surely would’ve been able to fall back on the words he’d been ruminating over since the first time he’d seen that look on Ron’s face.

Y’know.

That one."

Alternatively: Nick finally finds out what happened between Mav and Ron, Ron thinks he's lost Nick, Nick is capital 'A' Angry and protective and it all comes to a head.

Featuring: Ron being self sacrificing, Maverick being Maverick (a little dumb but we love him), Nick trying to juggle his brood of idiots who he loves very much.

Oh and IceMav.

More IceMav.

AN: New chapter up y’all! Hope you enjoy! As always be nice, be awesome and read the tags :)

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invaliowat · 1 month

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Guys guys guys guys guys !

I feel like I talk a lot about how in love with Nick Slider is but I NEED you to know Nick is just as stupidly in love with Slider as Slider is with him. Like, this is the photo GOOSE keeps of Slider in his wallet and when people ask who he has at home he shows them this photo (and very obnoxiously points out the ring on Slider’s finger and how he put it there and yeah yeah yeah) and then HE gushes for fifteen uninterrupted minutes about Slider.

So yeah.

In your brain imagine how stupid Ron gets over Nick and just know in your heart of hearts that that Nick is just as stupid about Slider.

GOD they’re the gayest people alive FUCK.

Oh yeah, new part of this is me trying series soon but I had to hop on here to proclaim to the world what I, like a prophet, have been told is true.

So

Yeah

Sloose supremacy!

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invaliowat · 1 month

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Kim, Kylie come get y’all juice. Chapter two of Peace Frog from the this is me trying series.

Up now!

Enjoy if you please despite the angst (and there is angst be forewarned).

Be careful, be safe and be awesome!

Maybe, just maybe, enjoy yourself along the way.

Title: Chapter 2 - To Live and Die in L.A

Summary: "He came back to himself in increments.

After he muttered those final words to Maverick, the last words he ever wanted to speak to the guy if he was really honest with himself, he moved the ten paces to the door of Nick’s hospital room.

He’s not quite sure when he started breathing again, just that he did.

He’s not quite sure when the tremor in his hand started, just that when he lifted it to grip at the door handle and actually turn the damn thing he felt weak. Like he didn’t have enough strength to actually do it.

How was he supposed to face Maverick again?

Shit how was he supposed to face Nick again when he felt more than a little like a fraud because Maverick’s words had hit home in a way he wasn’t comfortable examining too closely.”

Alternatively: Ron deals with the fallout of Maverick's words, Nick finally asks Ron just what happened in the hospital and the boys get a little closer to reconciliation.

Featuring: More Brad and Ron being cute, Nick and Ron being cuter and more than a little self-flagellation from everyone involved.

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invaliowat · 2 months

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Here it is babe!

My humble offering now that I have time to breathe again.

Hope y’all enjoy.

Summary: "After Nick’s accident, Slider didn’t think there was much that could scare him anymore.

Come to think of it, he had actually gotten a little cocky about it when he really probably shouldn’t have.

But he figured, how much worse could it really get, y’know?

How much worse could it be then the guy he’d been crushing on, probably since he’d first laid eyes on him if he was honest, going up for a hop and not actually touching down again?

How much worse could it get than watching Nick’s tall, lean frame normally so strong and sure and solid hanging limply, suspended in mid air looking like a puppet with its strings cut? He really didn’t think it could get worse than watching Nick’s crumpled, broken and bloody body being pulled into a medical helicopter.

It was a sight that still gave him nightmares.”

Alternatively: Nick and Ron are engaged, Nick has to eject again, it brings up some feelings of terror and loss Ron would rather not remember and Ron and Maverick's hostility finally comes to a head.

Authors Note: Thank y’all for waiting patiently for this. You rule! There is angst! Beware!

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invaliowat · 2 months

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Me coming back to this website with a new part of the ‘this is me trying’ series after getting absolutely rawdogged by my degree for the past three weeks.

If you even care.

New part later today.

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invaliowat · 2 months

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These gifs in this order is exactly how I feel about your reblog and message @icemavslastbraincell

Like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHY

This made my day

The sloose canal is my sandbox and I am glad that there is at least one other person who is here BECAUSE IM NEVER LEAVING

I don't want to write fic that's "good", I want to write a fic that hits someone's id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.

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invaliowat · 2 months

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Bish :3

#me except I’m both wildly insufferable people #and everything I love stays in #AND THATS FINAL #that’s why they’re all 17 jillion words long #and the plot is a suggestion #I must maximize the ways and descriptions and situations in which they can be gay #that means the word count is on mars #anyway

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invaliowat · 2 months

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(I don’t know where I got this so don’t @ me)

Literally only posting this on main because I saw it and I was like this is totally the picture that Slider keeps of Goose in his wallet.

Like whenever people see his ring and they’re like “oh have you got someone at home?” He’s like “yeah, fuck yeah” and then whips this photo of his dorky fiancée out and then proceeds to gush for fifteen uninterrupted minutes about how much he loves the guy.

Or whatever

I’m so obsessed with them ahhhhhhhhhhhhhehgsg

If you even care

They’re gay and in love and AHHHHHH

#thinking thoughts #HONK HONK #this is the photo that Ron shows people when they ask if he has anyone waiting for him at home #if you even care #sloose #nick goose bradshaw/ron slider kerner #nick goose bradshaw #ron slider kerner #goose #slider #slider/goose #kernshaw #glider #top gun #top gun fanfiction #top gun 1986

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invaliowat · 2 months

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oh i love leaving comments on ao3, you gave me pretty words and i give you my little words, oh i loved it, oh i have to tell you i loved it, ohhh do you know which was my favourite part? i'm gonna tell you, also it was a wonderful job and and and

#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #PLEEK #screaming #crying #foaming at the mouth #if you comment on my fics I will make out with you #it’s my favorite thing ever #sadly #embarrassingly #I do check my email notifications first thing #simply to see if anyone left a comment #oopsie #literally don’t look at me #sloose #fanfic #ao3 #archive of our own #nick goose bradshaw/ron slider kerner

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invaliowat · 3 months

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Summary:

“So Ron finally got that ring.

Not just any ring.

Not an Annapolis class ring or rings for the shower curtain rod in the bathroom, although he was supposed to do that too, he told Nick that he would and he should probably write it down somewhere so he stops forgetting to do it completely.

Either way, the ring Ron was talking about wasn’t for the shower curtain. It wasn’t even a ring for his keychain or car keys.

No.

This was a ring for Nick.

Y’know.

The kind that the guy would wear on the fourth finger of his left hand, symbolizing to anyone with eyes that he was taken.”

Alternatively: Nick gets proposed to, Ron goes about trying to actually marry the guy and they’re so in love it’s dumb.

Featuring: Ron’s ridiculously high standards when it comes to taking care of Nick, Nick loving Ron for breathing and their friends and family supporting their love.

Authors Note:

This part is solemnly dedicated to everyone who waited so patiently.

You are my life blood, you rule and I’m grateful for you.

There isn’t much to say beyond it finally happens y’all. They finally get engaged.

It’s angsty, it’s sweet and it’s so them it’s stupid.

There are, of course, more parts to come if you’re inclined to read them but I hope, HOPE that all of you waiting on this one enjoy it.

I think you’re awesome.

So keep on doin’ it.

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invaliowat · 3 months

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I goddamn live to be of service in this manner 🫡 @marvelshauntedhouse

AND THEN THERE’S THIS LIKE DAMN RICK 😩🥵😳😮‍💨

Credit to multistanxcc on tik tok

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invaliowat · 3 months

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Thinking….

AGAIN

So dangerous

TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott

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invaliowat · 3 months

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💛 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going! I hope you're having a beautiful day darling, sending lots of love your way! 💛

Okay I’ll point out right now that I have no idea how asks work (I’m eighty five and I’m sorry) but I am straight up kissing you on the mouth @marvelshauntedhouse

I have been fighting for my life these past couple weeks (I’m fine just busy - test test test, sleep sleep sleep, school school school - you know exactly what it is) but this was so heartwarming to wake up to.

Not only am I receiving your love but I am returning it tenfold (re: kissing you on the mouth).

(Also…..I may have some inside info….you might be interested…..

There may or may not be a new part of the this is me trying series coming soon.

Like a couple days soon.

Y’know. If you’re interested in that sort of thing.)

Anyway. Love love LOVE you and your support. You rock and this meant a lot to me :)))))

#me #again #is this anything #I’ve answered my first ask #i hope this is okay!#and I did it right #anywaysssss #do NOT come for me #tagging the person who asked you something because you’re unsure if they get notified or not when you answe #believe it or not im not that old #just dumb #being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot before and it won’t start now

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invaliowat · 3 months

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Question time!!

(Ps literally can’t believe someone actually tagged me in this but I am so flattered and in love that they did so thanks times a million @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 you rock!)

What is a bad habit you have? Not to get too real but probably doubting myself and living in the what-if’s. Trying really hard to break that one. Either that or entertaining imposter syndrome.

What is your dream job? I wanna do something in aviation. I’m really big into planes and I’d be delighted to build, maintain or contract to develop them and that’s what I’m studying to do. But if I’m honest, like two am, only me, myself and I honest, I’d fly the fuckin’ things if they’d let me.

How many times have you been pulled over by a cop? Once. It was horrible. My registration was expired and yeah. It all worked out but I did cry. In front of the cop. Violently humbling. Hope it never happens again.

Dream travel destinations? South Africa, Ireland, Cape Canaveral and legit everywhere else in the world. I wanna see as many things as possible and learn as much as I can.

What are two words your friends would use to describe you? I don’t know you’ll have to ask them. Probably dedicated and unserious. Oxymoronic - I like to keep em guessing.

Have you ever had sex in a public place? I don’t kiss and tell. (But yes).

Favorite beverage? *chanting* SPARKLING WATER WARKLING SPATER ARKLING SWATER.

Are you more independent or need lots of people around you? Everybody needs people. I would say a little of column A and a little of column B. I am a perfectly functional, independent adult but if I don’t get at least one hug per day or get on the phone to talk to my mom I’ll explode. So yeah. Both. And neither. And some secret third option.

I never thought I’d share this much personal info on the internet but here goes nothing. Once again, thanks for the tag @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 !!

No pressure tags: @marvelshauntedhouse @oneoflifessimplejoys @rhysspieces @icemavslastbraincell and anyone else who sees this, wants to do it, and wasn’t tagged!

Question Time!

Thanks for the tag Liv @garrison-girl-08 ! 🥰

-What is a bad habit you have? Biting my nails

-What's your dream job? Something with history…or books

- How many times have you been pulled over by a cop? Once - because my brake light was out 🙄

- Dream travel destinations? Iceland, Montana….and I’d love to take a roadtrip across the US - see every state

-What are the top two words your friends would use to describe you? Kind (or at least I hope) and funny (again I’m hoping so)

-Have you ever had sex in a public place? Goodness no….those kind of scenarios stay in the fanfics lol

- Favorite beverage? Juice

-Are you more independent, or need lots of people around you? I’m content being alone, but there are times where I really need to be around others

Tagging: @teenwolf-theoriginals @there-goes-thefighter @forgottenpeakywriter @allie131313 @toms-cherry-trees @raincoffeeandfandoms

#personal #I actually talk about myself?#woah #weird #funny haha #funny weird #anyway #would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself #I know I would

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