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Bede: Why is pretty boy considered an insult? Do it. Call me a pretty boy. Call me pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.
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OPENING 3 SINGLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION
WE GOT
HIMBO LEON
BABYSITTING
WE GOT AMAZING DANCE MOVES BY OUR FAVORITE DUMBASSES
WE GOT IRIS RETURNING
AND GARY MOTHER FING OAK
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Mallow: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Lana: *drinking toast* Why?
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May: I'm not like most girls.
May: *long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw*
May: I'm worse.
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Brock: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?
Tracey: Sad.
Cilan: Gay.
Misty: Sexy.
Ash: Minecraft.
May: Also Minecraft.
Iris: Minecraft as well.
Dawn: Sexy Minecraft.
#source: tumblr#incorrect quotes#pokeani#pokemon#ash ketchum#satoshi#misty#kasumi#brock#takeshi#tracey sketchit#kenji#may#haruka#dawn#hikari#cilan#dent#iris
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Lana: Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calendar.
Lillie: Yeah, it is. It's the 31st.
Lana: No, Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a little kid cries in fear that's Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.
Lillie: *pointing to a calendar* No, look, it's the 31st.
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Mallow: Your smile? It makes my day.
Lillie: Your happiness? Is my whole world.
Mallow: Your love? Is my favorite thing.
Lana: Hotel? Trivago.
#source: wattpad#ship#pokemon#pokeani#incorrect quotes#lillie#lilie#mallow#mao#lana#suiren#lillie / mallow#jellowshipping#girlfriends
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Zoey: I love your heart-shaped sunglasses, they're very festive.
Dawn: I'm in love.
Zoey: With who?
Dawn: Myself.
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Jessie: Can you take off the corset? I can't breathe.
James: Well if you'd stop laughing for one second you will admit it looks great on me.
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May: I don't understand why I'm not allowed to cook anymore.
Brock: Because last time, you used a sharpedo to make noodles.
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Lana: Octillery could hug 4 people simultaneously, because Arceus, our God, blessed them with the ability. However, they don't even hug one person, because they have made covenant with Giratina, the devil. Any questions?
Kiawe: Where is our regular pastor?
Lana: In a better place now, sit down immediately.
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Bonnie: Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!
Ash: Yeah.
Bonnie, to Lysandre: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
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Misty: Hey, do you have a bag I could borrow?
Tracey: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my stress-filled experience.
Misty: Literally all you had to do was say no.
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Meowth: I was in a race once!
Meowth: Well, I called it a race, Officer Jenny called it resisting arrest.
Meowth: She gets mad when she loses.
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Ash: Hah! Go back to school, genius!
Serena: Yeah, earn a second doctorate, smart person!
Clemont: Am I being made fun of?
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