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Incorrect Fanfiction Quotes
As a warning, I do tend to switch between hyperfixating on Harry Potter (fuck JKR) and MHA | If you come across a link titled "New Session," it's bc that fic can only be viewed by people with AO3 accounts
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Midoriya: *gives his full name to a guy he just watched kill four people, like a dumbass*
Midoriya: Shit shit shit
Midoriya: *continues to give out his full name to strangers, like a dumbass*
#this is an explicit fic you have been warned#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#mha#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#I SHOULDVE TAKEN MY OWN ADVICE#Definitely explicit#I didn’t even read all the ship tags for fucks sake
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What the hell!? How did I find this!?
Remus Lupin/The Sorting Hat
Sirius Black/Hogwarts Castle
Bellatrix Lestrange/Giant Squid
It’s only accessible to people logged into AO3 and I’m scared to read it, but I wanna know how tf this came to be. It’s 7k words
#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#harry potter#crack fic#several crack ships#what the hell#I haven’t read this yet#I’m about to#IM BACK#I READ IT#ITS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
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Portkey Rubber Bullets; Unfair, But Practical
Harry, getting shot: Ow, what the fu—
Harry, now somewhere else entirely: —ck? Okay what, that’s not fair, is he serious with with?
Sirius: No, I am.
Harry: Oh shit, he got you too?
Ron: And me.
Tonks: Everyone in the Order, really.
Voldemort, singing to himself: Badda bang badda boom, I present to you your doom.
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Hermione: Setting fires in your sleep is hardly ideal,
Harry: No shit
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hello everyone and welcome to the ao3 down group therapy session
the times ahead will be hard but we will get through this together
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Snape: I grew up with your mother.
Harry: You’re her brother!?
Snape: Definitely not.
Sirius, snickering: Say bye bye to Uncle Severus!
Harry: Good bye Uncle Severus!
Snape: *disapparates away angrily*
#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#harry potter#sirius black#severus snape#and other characters not mentioned here#sirius raises harry au
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I love how Nagini’s AO3 personality is always either murder, mother, mayhem, or a combination of the three.
It’s always so much fun when she takes a main role in a fanfiction.
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Hazel (trans girl Harry Potter): I’ve figured out I’m a girl.
Hermione, also trans: I knew it
Ron: You can do that? Wait!? Then why isn’t everyone a girl?
Hermione: Looks like all three of us are trans, neat.
#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#harry potter#hermione granger#ron weasley#trans rights!#transgirl#all three of them
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Dudley: What. The. Fuck.
Harry: This isn’t what it looks like.
Dudley: It looks like you shanked a guy in the front garden.
Harry: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like.
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Kirishima: The floor is lava!
Mina: *spots Mineta* that’ll do.
Kirishima: Safe!
#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#mha#my hero academia#kirishima eijirou#mina ashido#the floor is lava#shenanigans
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Dumbledore: Dumbledore.
Harry: Dumblefuck.
Dumbledore: Dumble-dore.
Harry: Dumbass bitch.
#DARK THEMES IN THIS FIC#Be warned#narcissistic Harry potter#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#albus dumbledore
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Aizawa: We need to talk, Problem Child.
Izuku: Oh no.
Izuku: *mentally runs through everything he’s ever hidden from his teacher*
Aizawa: That tie is an abomination.
Izuku: *relief*
Izuku: … heeeeyy that’s not nice.
#fanfiction#incorrect quotes#read on ao3#ao3 link#mha#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#And his terrible tie#shouta aizawa
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Izuku: *brings home a stray Nomu*
Mamadoriya: Ohh! You got your quirk! It’s so different than mine.
Izuku: Actually, Mom—
Mamadoriya: Can it do tricks?
Izuku: …
Izuku: Sit.
Nomu: *sits*
Izuku: Huh. It can.
#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#mha#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#inko midoriya#nomu#but tiny and cute and protective of middle school Izuku
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Tom Riddle: So.
Tom: You know that new law stating only purebloods of three generations can run for Minister?
The Goblin Nation: Yes…
Tom: I refuse to accept that, and so does this pure blooded goat I just found.
The Goblin Nation: *is scared*
Tom: I’ve named him Albuk Doredumble.
#fanfiction#read on ao3#incorrect quotes#ao3 link#harry potter#tom riddle#shenanigans#skirting the law
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Harry: Marcus doesn’t compliment my arse like the ladies do. Shall I get a girl on the side who will appreciate me, do you think?
Pansy: I’m willing. And I bet Dray is too.
Draco: Do I look like a girl to you?
Harry & Pansy: Yes.
#link only available to people logged into their ao3 accounts#fanfiction#read on ao3#a rare correct quote#ao3 link#harry potter#draco malfoy#pansy parkinson#Marcus is Voldemort in disguise
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So, I’m going through all my screenshots, and,
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER THE CONTEXT BEHIND THESE INCORRECT QUOTES.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FIC(s?) THESE ARE FROM BEYOND “mermaid AUs”
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Harry: It was fine. I just got a bit too hungry. And then Filch beat me up a bit. And stole my cookies.
#this is so funny out of context#with the context it’s just sad#a rare correct quote#fanfiction#read on ao3#ao3 link#harry potter
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