a cockroach talking to his cockroach friend: hey man which cock u roaching today
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chain. graphite on paper
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they should make a me who knows how to stop fucking being like this
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Why don't alcohol mascots get any love like Wendy's or KFC mascots. Where is my Johnnie Walker x Beefeater guy fanfiction. Where is the Jägermeister x Bacardi anthro romance. I'm ready to blush at Captain Morgan fanart. Come on!
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Shoutout to all my friends with STDs, you aren't "dirty" or "damaged", unfuckable or unloveable, you are valuable and super hot!!!!
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Playing 4D chess with my situationship
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I wish I meant something to someone.
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Life update: my psychiatrist said that it's okay to go off meds, I haven't had any episodes or symptoms in several months. So happy! :)
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leave me to rot why don't you
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I have a playground in my cell
Don't you worry there's nobody else
I'm so lonely, I need help
Don't you wanna come and join my hell?
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GO GO GREEK WOMAN ATTACK
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Life update: broke up with my manipulative ex who always yelled at me. Experimenting with my gender and going on a journey of self discovery and partying without anyone controlling me. :)
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FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT
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Update on my life: somebody has stolen my soul and I am trying to figure out if I can get it back. Mike will help me out but I don't know much about souls or how to get it back. Can anyone help me with this? Does anyone have experience with this?
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hylics pfp?
Hylics pfp 😳😳
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UNEXPLAINED NOISE DETECTED
SCHIZOPHRENIA GO
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