dark science beyond belief
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so i just learned something really fucked up about US coinage...
a quarter weighs EXACTLY 2.5 times as much as a dime.
as a consequence, quarters and dimes have the same value-to-mass ratio.
and this ratio? $20/lb.
this means that a pound of any mix of quarters and dimes is worth exactly $20.
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mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”
then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.”
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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat
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The reason I like reading a book in one day is because I love watching people look at the size of the book in pure horror and then back at me like I just became terrifying in their eyes
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its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨
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oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
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When you’re simultaneously proud of something and tired of looking at something
I saw there was renewed interest in this design and I’m very happy so many people like it! As I worked more and more details appeared and I apologize for that now
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the girl of all time
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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars
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