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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 4 days
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Person A: "How pathetic..."
Person B: "Rude!"
Person A: "I was referring to myself."
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 4 days
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Person A: "Thank you for coming to get me so quickly, you must be sick of constantly drawing the short straw though, huh?"
Person B: "What do you mean?"
Person A: "Well, ever since you joined, you've always been the one who ends up getting sent to come save me. Before then, everyone always drew lots whenever I got in trouble, and whoever lost was never exactly quiet about how annoying it was to be stuck rescuing a disabled analyst. I'm honestly surprised you haven't filed a complaint yet!"
Person B: "...Is that what they told you?"
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 4 days
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Person A: "Why does everyone blame you for (Person B)'s death? I watched the footage last night and you weren't even in the same room when it happened!"
Person C: "Same reason I've always been blamed for things outside of my control... Because it's easier to blame me, than to acknowledge the truth."
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 4 days
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Person A: "Why are there so many people here? I thought this place was some kind of secret?"
Person B: "Oh it is, believe it or not, this is actually incredibly tame compared to what you'd expect to see at the places that are actually known to the public."
Person A: "I guess I'll have to take your word for it... The public locations aren't really open to my kind anyway. I can't even get close to towns that house them without an elaborate disguise..."
Person B: "...I hadn't considered that... I suppose humans aren't exactly known for being... accepting."
Person A: "Understatement."
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 4 days
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Person A: "I don't understand this stuff the same way you do, but... this is bad... isn't it?"
Person B: "...Well it's certainly not good."
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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My childhood show 💀
Ash belongs to me
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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all i want to do is eat in front of someone and only give them water, forcing them to watch my belly expand as theirs sinks in… we’d fall asleep to a chorus of mine happily gurgling and theirs roaring ravenously… especially if they eventually break and admit they’re just so hungry, it’s been days since they’ve last had any calories at all, but i just won’t let up
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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My belly is roaring so loud 🔊🥺 it's saying, "Foooood"~
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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it's completely normal behaviour to want people at parties to come up to you, pat your belly, and push a snack in your mouth. and for this to continue until your belly is bulging out of your outfit and you're desperately whimpering and begging them to stop but they never give in until you're so stuffed you cannot move.
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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i wanna be so hungry that i can’t focus on anything else, my mind zeroed in on the instinct to eat. getting to the point where im unable to last a minute without my stomach growling and clenching, the embarrassing noises building up to drawn out rumbles that i feel through my entire abdomen
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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Corsets
Been seeing a lot about corsets used in this kink and it just so happens that corset-belts have been taking my friend-group by storm. Totally unplanned, but I managed to live out some of the corset-scenarios I've seen floating around.
I got off work early today, so I had plans to rush home, change, and then go out with a friend. They had to help an elderly family member with some appointment-stuff, but timing and efficiency made it most optimal for me to tag along and wait for them while maybe guarding belongings or whatever. The plan was for me to go home, get changed, get picked up, and once the appointment stuff was done we'd drop off the family member back to their house before heading out together. It was a great plan…but I found out while waiting that I'd forgotten to factor something in. Breakfast happened prior to 9AM, work took me until close to 4, and I was in a waiting room guarding coats and bags while my friend and their family member dealt with their business close to 6PM.
When I changed, I opted to wear a stretchy corset-belt style accessory 'cuz I was wearing a baggy blouse and wanted to take the waist in just a little. Also, corset stuff is kind of a new addition in my closet 'cuz friends and myself are only now getting in on the craze and I have so few opportunities to go out--so I wanted to wear something nice instead of my work-clothes. The thing was made of a really wide, elastic-y band with a firmer, harder bit in the front and on the back. Almost like strapping armour on or something.
I was in the waiting room of the unfamiliar building, alone and reading a book, when I realized something. My stomach was growling. There was this constant 'buzzing' I'd been feeling for a while and as I sat there I realized what it was: I was hungry. The corset was applying enough pressure to stiffle everything, but it also intensified the rumbles I could feel…like it was transmuting loudness for feel. It felt amazing. Due to the pressure of the corset and the elastic, I didn't feel too many intense cramps, just the rumbling of my empty stomach demanding food. I didn't even need to rub it or anything 'cuz it felt like the corset was kind of doing all of that for me.
The errand wrapped up without too much fuss and we saw the relative safely home before going out to try and hunt down dinner. After ordering, we were waiting for the food to come to our table when a thought struck me: I'm still in the corset. It's not tight or anything and it looks totally bomb right now and the inaudible rumbles feel amazing…but…what happens during and after the meal? There was a lace-up section right in the middle up front and I was terrified it'd stretch open or something if I ate too much or whatever…so I was trying to pace myself and not over-eat to avoid the embarrassment of it showing on the corset. At the same time, I was fighting the urge to just keep eating because by that point it'd been going on 10 hours since my last meal…and all I had for breakfast was a cheese bun. I paced myself as best I could by taking frequent gulps of steaming hot tea throughout the dinner. We went to a Chinese restaurant so there was basically bottomless tea from a tea pot served alongside various dishes.
After the dinner, as we were walking back to the car, I noticed the state of my corset. The lace-up front was still where it was, no noticeable strain (likely went to the elastic)…but the belt kept on riding up. I'd started the meal with the band basically touching my hips because I had pulled it down that far. At the end of the meal, the belt kept on riding up no matter how much I tried to tug it back down to rest just above my hips.
I'm writing this after having just gotten home. One of the first things I did upon getting home was to take off the corset belt. As soon as it left my body, my stomach let out the loudest, wettest gurgle I've heard from it in recent memory. It honestly felt like everything had suddenly shifted with a wet 'blorp' or something. Like, the belt wasn't super tight on me even after the meal…but I guess the elastic waist-band thingy did enough to have an effect. Once the belt was off, it was like everything inside of me shifted. Like a dam had burst or something.
I'm still quite bloated from dinner, thanks to all that tea, but there's definitely a lot less pressure than when I had the belt on.
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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My brain: "Hey, look at that guy's gut." Me: "Uh—" My brain: "Pretty hot, huh? You think he's hungry rn??" Me: "Um, I uh—" My brain: "Do you think it goes grroOOAAaaaRrr at random, or those constant rumblings like gurrrrnnggrrngnglrngr?" Me: "STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP I'M IN PUBLIC—" My brain: "Haha lol"
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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since someone asked: some silly little hunger & stuffing-themed Dialogue Prompts that i made for the group chat the other day (sorry i was trying to add bullets to make it look nice but the copy-pasting process freaked the formatting)
PERSON 1 - HUNGRY “I’m starving! Can’t we take a break?” “No, it’s fine, I can go a little longer.” “We don’t have any snacks, do we?” “I’m gonna start eating the table if it’s not ready soon.” “My head is killing me right now.” “Really, I’m alright.” “Huh? No, I didn’t hear anything…” “Pleeaase, just a little taste?” “I think I’m gonna pass out…” “Come on, can’t we just stop somewhere? Please?” “I have to get this done.”
PERSON 2 - HUNGRY “When’s the last time you’ve eaten?” “Oh, gosh, you must be starving!” “Quit whining, you should’ve eaten before we left.” “Jeez, was that your stomach?” “You’re being awfully cranky right now.” “Sounds like you’re ready for lunch.” “Those are for later!” “Don’t spoil your dinner, you’re gonna need the space.” “Hey, you don’t look so hot, are you alright?” “What are you being so moody for?” “Come on, keep up!”
PERSON 1 - FULL “I don’t think I can eat any more…” “How are you still hungry? I’m stuffed.” “Feel my belly.” “I don’t think I’ve ever been so full in my life.” “That was perfect.” “You’re too good a cook.” “Really, I’m full, I don’t need any more.” “My belly hurts…” “I think I need to go lay down for a while.” “I don’t think I could fit another bite if my life depended on it.” “Oh, my stomach…”
PERSON 2 - FULL "Your belly looks really tight…" "Maybe dessert wasn't the best idea." "You should've told me you were full!" "That didn't sound good." "You're adorable when you're full." "Don't come crying to me, I told you not to eat so much." "Why don't you take off your belt/unbutton your pants?" "Look how cute your tummy is." “Oh, gosh, your poor tummy.” “You’re really stuffed!” “I didn’t think you could eat that much!”
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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Things that happen that drive us crazy
Nonchalant mentions of missed meals
Silly, to real excuses of why they missed said meal
Purposely skipping a meal
Fasting for extended periods of time... perhaps over a day(s)
More fake or legitimate reasons to go so long without eating.
Eating very little. (Un)Intentionally
Saying something smells appetizing, especially because of an empty stomach
Incredibly "unfortunate" places to have a noisy tummy in
Holding a grumbling belly
Awkward silences
Being restless because they haven't eaten
Denying food, even when it's (audibly) needed
Fantasies about a (distant) upcoming or past meal
Let us listen to even a single growl. We'll remember it like it was a first encounter with an alien.
Comments about hunger. How much they could eat, or comparisons to abyssal things.
An unsatisfactory meal
Having an exposed midriff
Seeing shriveled ribs and tummies
Extremely long situations, inevitable to become hungry
Lie, while serving a meal their belly audibly wants.
Staring at people eating food, becoming embarrassed when caught mouth agape or salivating. (That empty promise of a swallow that follows)
Let us wake up by the ravenous alarm of a hollow tummy
Offering a bite, only to retract saying "none for you!" "You can't have any!" Or "don't be so greedy!"
Work up an appetite, but let us listen before satisfying the growing lust for food.
Buy us a stethoscope for the ultimate gift
Go with us on errands, dates, events, starved.
Recording those embarrassingly long growls throughout the day.
"Forgets" to buy groceries
Telling us that if they hadn't eaten, then they would be starving
A story involving others hearing a growling stomach
TV shows playing the obvious sound effect
When our own hunger passes without yielding a sufficient growl
A round, presumably happy and full tummy being patted.
Watching food porn, while "in the mood"
Being stranded someplace with limited to no supplies
A tied down belly begging for scraps
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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been watching a lot of sci-fi stuff lately and it has me thinking about a Scenario.
two characters trapped in a maze, either by robots or aliens or whoever they’re fighting - trapped by people with superior technology.
they have to find their way out, but there’s an extra catch. something in the environment or the air is speeding up their metabolism and digestive processes. maybe they were on their way to lunch when they got trapped in the first place, so their bellies are already empty.
one of the characters isn’t human, so isn’t affected, but the other one feels their stomach start to cramp and growl immediately.
they’re starving in a matter of hours, as weak and empty as if they haven’t eaten for days.
their friend has to get them both out of here before they collapse from hunger, and the human character can’t help much because the hunger is clouding their mind.
their stomach aches and groans as they stumble through the trap, trying to find a way out or at least something to eat.
maybe they do have a bit of food, but since their digestive processes are so sped up it only keeps them satiated for a few minutes, and when the hunger returns it’s even worse.
the non-human character does their best to help alleviate their friend’s hunger pangs through tummy rubs, but it only seems to be making things worse.
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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so i was doing some research on the actual mechanisms for GI movement between meals and such, and apparently it's the result of something called the migrating motor complex, which has multiple stages, with stomach contractions starting in stage 2 and becoming more intense and frequent (and causing the most intense sensations of hunger) during stage 3. all of this is regulated by a hormone called motilin. and i read in several studies that intravenous administration of motilin can cause spontaneous starting of stage 3 contractions and intensify hunger sensations. i just thought that was interesting (and potentially useful--)
Oooh, good to know
*Makes notes for lab and human experimentation purposes hehehe*
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i-love-jesus-dmmt · 20 days
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I need to see someone, ANYONE. Stand infront of a camera. Their tummy shrunken and hollow after being starved for days, and let us listen to their belly beg for food. To let us see them grip their stomach in empty pain because their belly wants to be fed so bad. I want to hear them moan as their stomach writhes and squeals as it attempts to digest nothingness.
Saw videos like that once upon a time. To see similar videos like that again would make me feral.
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