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I have so many things to say but my mom is asleep so now y’all get them. You’re welcome.
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I mean yeah, I’d like to be the preeminent expert of Mesopotamian history, but I’d also like you to ask me about my thoughts on how yummy gummy bears are.
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Emotionally manipulate me into liking you by being consistently nice and sweet and hot, but like do it so long that you fall in love with me as well and start doing those things naturally.
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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“He was prime minister and president…..removed from the prime minister by the revolutionary army, branded a traitor, and his followers were ousted front the country…..he was brought back temporarily as president later…..within a few months accused of plotting to assassinate the revolutionary leader….”
Baby just leave it’s a toxic relationship
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The number 39 is blue and green.
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Looking for a Harry Potter fic, spoilers in the tags to help if what I have here isn’t enough.
Harry get sorted into Slytherin, he uses a lot of wish magic before he gets into hogwarts. And wants to be unnoticed so he accidentally spells runes onto his glasses so when he’s wearing them people don’t notice him.
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Here’s the real question, are you team John or team Noah?
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I need good Regulus fanfic, I’m not partial to a pairing and prefer an age gap, anyone got anything?
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When you’re reading ghost bird fanfic and they write Sang like a straight up bitch, ✨no✨
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I hate that this is the EXACT position I’m lying in as I read fanfic at this moment.
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So True❤
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Honestly I cried
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the fact that sabina has breaking & entering, assault & battery, criminal identity theft, and grand theft auto on her arrest record ... i NEEEEED a sabina wilson charlie’s angels prequel (my first ca gifset yess)
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Do you know what I LOVE about aesthetics text posts? There is never a bad option. Are you pink lipstick or purple lipgloss? Doesn’t matter cause you are still the most interesting individual. I know a lot of them are like horoscopes- everyone can relate to all of them in some way- but still, they r my fav.
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ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 
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please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself
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bitches reblog if ur going into the next decade single 
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This speech-language pathologist taught her dog 29 words, and he can even form full sentences.
Video by Christina Hunger
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