I mean yeah, I’d like to be the preeminent expert of Mesopotamian history, but I’d also like you to ask me about my thoughts on how yummy gummy bears are.
Emotionally manipulate me into liking you by being consistently nice and sweet and hot, but like do it so long that you fall in love with me as well and start doing those things naturally.
“He was prime minister and president…..removed from the prime minister by the revolutionary army, branded a traitor, and his followers were ousted front the country…..he was brought back temporarily as president later…..within a few months accused of plotting to assassinate the revolutionary leader….”
Looking for a Harry Potter fic, spoilers in the tags to help if what I have here isn’t enough.
Harry get sorted into Slytherin, he uses a lot of wish magic before he gets into hogwarts. And wants to be unnoticed so he accidentally spells runes onto his glasses so when he’s wearing them people don’t notice him.
the fact that sabina has breaking & entering, assault & battery, criminal identity theft, and grand theft auto on her arrest record ... i NEEEEED a sabina wilson charlie’s angels prequel (my first ca gifset yess)
Do you know what I LOVE about aesthetics text posts? There is never a bad option. Are you pink lipstick or purple lipgloss? Doesn’t matter cause you are still the most interesting individual. I know a lot of them are like horoscopes- everyone can relate to all of them in some way- but still, they r my fav.