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Two idiots: SweaterKiller (S.Killer) and not-so-vanilla-icecream (Vanilla) joining forces on the internet to bring more stupidity to this world. 🛑🛑WARNING: May contain some adult content, don’t read if you are under 16~17 years old. 🛑🛑
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Jaehyun: wow... you’re so attractive..
Johnny: awe bro thanks
Jaehyun: sorry I was looking in the mirror, what do you want?
#nct#johnny#kpop#nct 127#jaehyun#nct2018#big mood#nct incorrect quotes#kpop incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Jisung: I haven’t slept in four days.
Jungwoo: You were asleep thirty minutes ago?
Jisung: No, I just didn’t want to talk to you.
#nct#kpop#nct dream#nct jisung#jisung#jungwoo#nct incorrect quotes#kpop incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#s.killer is exhausted#send help#work hard play hard
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Would you guys want to see a continous au where Vanilla and I are the “dorm moms” of all NCT? Let us know what you think!!!
#sorry for the hashtags#actually not sorry#s.killer needs answers#nct#kpop#nct 127#nct dream#nct 2018#nct incorrect quotes#kpop incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#kpop scenarios#nct scenarios#nct reactions#kpop reactions
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johnny: wanna hear a joke
ten: uh... sure?
j: knock knock
t: who’s there?
j: movie
t: movie who?
j: movie. you. me. tonight at 8pm. its a date
t: omfg
#nct#ten#johnny#nct 127#nct u#wayv#incorrect kpop quotes#i dont ship them they ship themselves#not-so-vanilla-icrecream#best pick up line fight me
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Taeil: do you ever just look at the sky and want t...
Jisung: to freakin go into a coma? Same.
Jaemin: more espresso less depresso
Chenle: use heeliez to escape your feeliez
Taeil: why guys...
#my feelings today#stressed#nct#kpop#nct dream#jaemin#chenle#taeil#nct 127#nct u#jisung#nct jisung#kpop incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#nct incorrect quotes#sweaterkiller needs a nap and a good cry
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wooyoung: bro no homo but i love you
san: yo bro same
wooyoung: bro
san: bro
seonghwa: someone shoot me and take me out of my misery
#bromance#kpop incorrect quotes#ateez#wooyoung#san#seonghwa#mingi#yeosang#hongjoong#jongho#yunho#not-so-vanilla-icrecream#ateez have become too close to knocking nct from my ult spot and im scared#but theyre all babies#all of them are younger than me#i will not cry over this#a man does not cry#난는 거친 남자
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Haechan: Hyung can you give me some advice?
Doyoung: yeah, you can stop talking all the time, also you could leave Mark alone, do your dishes, brush your teeth more. Overall you can do better in every area.
Haechan: I meant which shoes should I wear....
#nct#kpop#nct 127#nct dream#doyoung#haechan#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes#I see this happening#same for both#sweaterkiller needs a nap#nct 2018
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Kun: **exists**
Me: *dies*
Other nctzens: *ugly cry*
Obama: beautiful
Rob Lowe: He’s amazing
#nct#kpop#kun#sweaterkiller freaking loves Kun#who wouldn't#Kunislife#wayv#nctzen#nct 2018#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Taeyong: Alright I’m going to the store, be good!
Chenle: it’s time...
Jisung: to sin...
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jeno: why is jaemin sitting in the corner?
renjun: jisung avoided his hug again
jaemin: *face pressed into the wall* hello darkness my old friend
#incorrect kpop quotes#nct#nct dream#jisung#jaemin#jeno#renjun#chenle#haechan#mark#nct 127#nct u#wayv#same jaem same#i too want to hug jisung and pinch his mochi cheeks#my children#my sons#not-so-vanilla-icecream
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Lucas: GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!
Jeno: what is it?
Lucas: WHAT IF WE ALL WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS AND START A DANCE GROUP?!?!!
Mark: that’s literally what we...
Haechan: no no, let him figure it out.
The rest of dream: DUDE NO WAY!!!!!
#nct#kpop#mark#nct lucas#lucas#haechan#nct dream#put Lucas in dream 2k19#I relate to his overdramatic and unneccessary loudness#sweats is proud#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes#jeno#sweaterkiller
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Mark:
Haechan: paY AtTenTiON tO ME
Mark: *breathes*
Haechan: no too much
#my son#my child#haechan#nct#mark#nct dream#nct 127#not-so-vanilla-icecream#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes
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Mark: I’m so stressed
Taeil: Just stay positive!
Doyoung: Just pretend you’re in a coma
Taeyong: me too
Mark: you too for what?
Taeyong: yes
Mark: same
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Ten: Hey Hendery
Hendery: yeah hyung?
Ten: you’re hot
**across Korea**
Johnny: *calls Ten* I heard you flirting and honestly this is not the relationship I asked for you weasel.
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Jaehyun: **flops onto the couch**
Johnny: what’s wrong?
Jaehyun: *MUFFLED YELLING*
Johnny: what?
Jaehyun: *looks up* UUUUGGGGGHHHHH
Johnny: big mood.
#I am so happy you guys are liking this content#sweaterkiller is greatful#I think Vanilla is too#nct#kpop#johnny#jaehyun#incorrect quotes#incorrect kpop quotes
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Doyoung: finally some peace and quiet
Haechan: **across the dorms** *breaths*
Doyoung: kill me.
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winwin: I want to be a sokka but im a mei
yuta: Ill be the sokka to your northern water tribe moon princess
#nct and avatar the last airbender#the best crossover#nct#avatar the last airbender#nerds#sweats please understand#not-so-vanilla-icrecream#nct 127#nct dream#nct u#wayv
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