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hardend-lava-rocks · 10 months

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Conversations I have with my deity's part 10

Me, washing paint brushes: aw I got paint on my weenis

Artemis: your WHAT?

Me: my weenis-- it's what the skin on your elbow is called

Artemis: I don't believe that

Me: you don't have to just know that's what it's called

#hello i am alive #witchcraft #witchblr #greek mythology #greek god memes #greek deities #artemis deity #artemis*#artemis #hellenic polytheist #hellenic paganism #greek paganism #pagan #paganism

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hardend-lava-rocks · 1 year

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conversations i have with my deities pt 2

Ares: hey wake up it’s one of your “special holidays”

Me, half asleep: wtf are you talking about

Ares: it’s the ides of April, figured I’d tell you so you didn’t forget

Me: oh! That! yea no, nothing happens this month

Ares: then why were you so happy last month?!

Me: because Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty years!

#Rebloging for the occacion

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hardend-lava-rocks · 1 year

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I have discovered sigyn gets upset if you make a list of Norse gods an include loki but don't include her

#She still in the mindset of him being a silly guy who people dont wanna work with #witchcraft #witchblr #norse gods #norse mythology #norse paganism #rock post #loki #loki and sigyn #lokean #loki deity #loki*#sigyn #sigyn deity

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hardend-lava-rocks · 1 year

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Conversions I have with my deity's pt 9

Me, outside: it's definitely going to snow tomorrow I can smell it

Freyr: smell it?

Me: yea snow has a sent

Freyr: (looks at me in confusion)

Loki: yea you've lost us on this one kid

#witchcraft #witchblr #norse paganism #rock post #loki #norse deities #freyr*#freyr deity #freyr #loki*#loki deity #norse pantheon #norse mythology #norse gods

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hardend-lava-rocks · 1 year

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Fun fact: any crystal can protect you from unwanted energies if you throw them hard enough

#witchcraft #witchblr #Rock is trying to be funny #crystals #crystal magic #Rock post

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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#witchcraft #witchblr #greek mythology #greek gods #paganism #greek paganism #norse deities #norse pantheon #norse paganism #ares*#Ares #ares deity #loki deity #loki*#Loki #Sigyn #sigyn deity #Freyr #freyr deity

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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turning things my deitys have said in to inspirational quotes pt 1

#having a godphone is fun sometimes #godphone #paganism #greek paganism #greek deities #ariadne #ariadne*#ariadne deity #Artemis #artemis*#artemis deity #keres #keres deity #keres*#Greek Mythology #greek gods #Greek Pantheon

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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Conversations I have with my deity's pt 8

Me, eating choccy pretzels: I can't stop eating these! It's like crack!

Loki: did you bring any to share?

Me:....

Loki: oh I thought you had crack

#witchcraft #witchblr #norse gods #norse paganism #paganism #deity work #lokideity #loki*#loki

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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after some research i have determined that the minotaur was half katerini cow

#witchcraft #pagan witch #ariadne #ariadne deity #ariadne*#the minotaur #astereus

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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Hi... I'm a baby witch and I've been reading a lot about Freyr (across the internet, not just on Tumblr) I'm feeling really drawn to Him, but I'm terrified to reach out. What if I miss something? I don't feel like I'm able to sense anything. Should I wait until I grow more in my craft? Should I reach out not knowing if an offering is accepted or welcome? *muppet arms flailing*

In my experience when you first start reaching out to a deity to a degree they expect you to not be sure of what your doing for them they expect you to have an idea but if it's a bit wrong they'll tell you an go from there

Not everyone can sense when a deity is there or it takes time to feel when they're there so I wouldn't worry about that too much

Your the only one who will know when it's time to reach out people are ready for deity's at different times an it really varies to each person no one can tell you when the right time is

The best way to reach out to a deity is to leave an offering an see if they take it that method works best if you can leave your offering outside for freyr I've given him granola bars an crackers an he seemed to like both

#I hope i was helpful in the anwsers #I wrote this right after I woke up so some stuff may not make sense #Please ask if your confused I'll try to explain #Ask #Thesaffronwitch #witchcraft #witchblr #Freyr #Freyr*#freyr deity #norse gods #deity work #norse paganism #paganism

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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friendly reminder

you do NOT have to work with a deity if show up with out you reaching out to them

you decide what deities, if any, you want to work with not someone else

#this is mostly for myself #but someone else may want to see it #deity #deity work #paganism #pagan #greek paganism #hellenic paganism #norse paganism #witchcraft #pagan witch #wicca

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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IMPORTANT BABY WITCH SAFETY TO KNOW

This is a MUNDANE OVER MAGICKAL post

- fire safety comes first. does the fire extinguisher ruin your vibe? have it there anyway. Also have a bucket of water on hand in case you're holding something on fire and can't drop it.

- crystal water is all fun and games until you get poisoned. make sure that your crystal is what you think it is, also, and that you aren't putting unsafe crystals masquerading as safe ones into water you are going to drink.

- not all plants are safe for pets. your incense may not be safe for your pet. smoke exposure is not safe for pets. watch out for your pets.

- PLEASE practice fire safety I can't emphasize this enough.

- Mundane over Magickal. Do you smell smoke? It could be a spirit, but it could just as likely be a fire.

- some people are not witches. some people are frauds who will try to take advantage of you. I've seen people on Etsy who market "fertility spells" that are $500 bucks or more-- without showing or disclosing the materials they use or providing evidence that they know what they are doing.

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hardend-lava-rocks · 2 years

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