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gaybeanman · 3 days
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The full moon complements the brightest stars
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gaybeanman · 6 days
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Just a normal summer. Together in a large cabin. In the woods.
Regulus: *writing some sadboi poetry per usual*
Sirius: *blasting Maneskin*
Regulus: doesn't really give a shit*
Remus: *trying to read, with headphones on*
James: *pacing the room while rambling to himself about a new theory*
Peter: *preventing Marlene from burning down the kitchen*
Marlene: *lights up all the fucking plants for fun*
*Mary: *making DIY stuff out of her old clothes*
Dorcas: *just vibing with Reg, sketching*
Pandora: *watching the chaos ensue while she tries to touch the fire*
Barty: *smoking then intentionally throwing it on the plants to worsen the fire*
Evan: *staring at the ceiling, lying in the living room with a bottle of vodka in his hands*
Lily: *trying to ignore everything but gives up and cusses at every single one of them.*
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gaybeanman · 7 days
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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gaybeanman · 7 days
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Reblog if you:
Like the color purple
Enjoy long walks on the beach
Desperately need to scream loudly into the void
Are secretly three cats in a trench coat
Need to drink more water
Are hiding seven walruses in your basement
But don't say which.
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gaybeanman · 7 days
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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder
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gaybeanman · 7 days
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I have never know what color my eyes are bc they get called so many different things
They also change color in the light looking grey blue or green but I've alwase thought they were blue
What color are they actually
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gaybeanman · 7 days
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gaybeanman · 7 days
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bitches be like “i love remus lupin” and this is him
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gaybeanman · 8 days
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‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.
my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.
so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.
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gaybeanman · 9 days
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Gaston, singing: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
*Not-so-distant sound of James Potter loading a shotgun*
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gaybeanman · 9 days
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LILY EVENS IS PLUS SIZES
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gaybeanman · 9 days
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NOOO WHY DID THEY DELETE BLACK MASS OVER HIGHWAY NINETY I WASNT DONE WITH THAT YET DAWG 😭🙏
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gaybeanman · 10 days
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Regulus goes to an art museum and pauses when he sees a painting that looks almost exactly like him. A figure of pale skin and gray eyes, dressed in the clothes of the 1400s, and a bundle of flowers in hand. Looking at someone who is only seen by the dark skin and messy curls that peek within the canvas borders, back turned to the viewer.
"Encore" Again, it is titled.
He jumps when a man approaches him from behind. Dark skin and messy curls.
"Hello," he smiles.
Regulus feels as if he knows the man. Like a click of recognition. He felt as if he knew the most intimate details of this person.
"Hello," he replies. A knowing feeling in his soul.
His eyes drift from the painting to the man.
"We meet again," James says, his smile as bright as the day they met in the flower fields in the 1450s.
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gaybeanman · 11 days
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Sirius: Hey, guys, you remember that annoying queerphobic girl in school, Joanne? The one that asked questions when James offered to be Lilly and Mary's donor? Yeah. She wrote some weird book about son of James and Lilly? And everyone is straight and cis? Weird, right?
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gaybeanman · 11 days
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Wolfstar are the kind of couple you find in a porta-potty fucking at a concert
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gaybeanman · 12 days
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We've all heard of gaslight gate keep girl boss but what about guilt trip
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gaybeanman · 14 days
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Pleas I need somone to make a heart break high maruders au
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