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Did not mean to repost Dabi here
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what kind of missions do the creeps go on?
My friend and I have a headcanon that The Slender Bros work for The NWO (New World Order) for population control. Which is why there are rare cases of the cops and FBI haven’t caught any of the Creeps. Yes, their cases are often on the News but no one really looks into the cases for the fact the government doesn’t want to crack down on the murders.
Now!
The types of missions they go on are for Hitman work, Assassinations, and black-market hunts. Some of the kills they do are “Accidental” missions to make the crime scene look like it was an accident such as a gas pipe leak, faulty wires, spontaneous human combustion, etc.
Each of the Pastas knows the procedures for each type of jobs given to them by training and going off their own instincts.
Kills tend to happen when taking parols around the Slender Woods in order to protect their turf. There isn’t turf wars between the Bros either, but there are disagreements that happen.
I hope this made sense! If there are any more questions, please drop it in the ask box!
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creeps if they were a rap song? 🧍🏻♀️
... Neither of us rarely ever listen to rap (we're more into rock and punk rock) so we cannot fulfill this request 😅
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If y'all think Jeff is the Tax Evader, you're all wrong
It's indeed Slenderman
#slenderman#marble hornets#slenderverse#creepypasta#jeff the killer#why y'all getting so serious over this😂😂😂😂#its not that deep
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Creepyasta’s and their relationships
Jeff the Killer: He wishes somebody would love him and put up with his toxic personality
Ben Drowned: Single and is a massive flirt (he got that video game rizz)
Eyeless Jack: Currently dating Darkelle and is currently blood-bonded
Masky: Currently in a marriage pact with Evelyn (said they would marry the other for tax benefits if they haven’t found someone by 35)
Hoodie: His hand ♡ (jk he’s single but he’s open for one)
Jane the Killer: Single but has a couple crushes
Slenderman: No and he would never (RIP to all you Slenderman fuckers)
Dr. Smiley: Has been previously engaged to three separate people, got bored and broke it off each time (tldr: no)
Splendorman: Also no, not big into romantic relationships
Jason the Toymaker: If you count his dolls then yes but is obsessed with the girl he looks after
The Puppeteer: In a toxic relationship with one of his Proxies (he knows and doesn’t care that its Stockholm)
Nina the Killer: Believes she’s in a relationship with Jeff when in reality she is single
Trenderman: Mentally in a relationship with Ryan Reynolds
Ghost in the Trees (Misty): Currently dating Seifer with Romeo and Juliet vibes (another OC we haven’t publicly written for yet)
Evelyn: Currently dating Masky and planning marry him for tax benefits
Her (Darkelle): In a relationship with Eyeless Jack with no signs of ever breaking up
#slenderman#marble hornets#slenderverse#creepypasta#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#masky#ben drowned#headcanon s#hoodie creepypasta#splendorman#trenderman
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#creepypasta ask blog#creepypasta#Slenderman#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#masky#hoodie#ben drowned#jane the killer#nina the killer#the puppeteer#marble hornets#slenderverse
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Introducing:
✯ Bill Fucking Cipher ✯
I don't care what ya'll say, Bill Cipher is now a character we can write for.
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Ringo headcanon:
Bill Cipher, Slenderman, and Zalgo are just Hela, Thor and Loki
Change my mind
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hiii
may i please request headcanons of eyeless jack with a fem stoner s/o that constantly needs like a blunt or a bong to get shit done? but also like shes really stubborn with shit like this lol but at least shes funny when shes high💀
ex: would he approve of it? would he take some if she offers? would he try to help her with this addiction?
also make sure you drink water/eat today<3
(i understand if you dont wanna do this request lol do whatever makes you comfortable)
|| So as two people running this blog, we have mixed views on weed. One of us completely despises it and the other partakes and has been around people who do. The admin who started answering this was at a loss because they’re a little biased but that’s okay, so they handed it off to me!
I hope this is what you were looking for? Remember, our rendition of Eyeless Jack is a possessed demon who has heightened senses!!
Jack as a human never indulged in the devils' lettuce, let alone had the desire since he was pretty much set on med school.
Although when after the ritual and becomes a vessel for a demon, and he has such a high tolerance that it still doesn't phase him.
Honestly, since he lives in the same mansion as Ben, Jack doesn't care as long you don't pressure him into it. He just doesn't desire it.
He can understand if it’s to help you to eat or focus, but he tries to offer you other alternatives to try to wing you off of it.
In the end, he won’t degrade you for it though he isn’t about it.
If you’re wanting to still be around him while wanting to get a nice high, he’ll personally buy you smoke traps, and smell-cancelling weed jars, and even ask Ben where to get carts at.
Ben being part of the equation who is a chronic stoner to not only keep him in a decent mood but to also keep his glitching down to a minimum. When he meets you, Jack’s girlfriend/partner, bet your ass he’s going to be excited to have smoke sessions with you!
There’s only one other smoker in the mansion and that is Jeff, but even Jeff doesn’t smoke all the time. So Ben will be excited to hang out with you since you possibly smoke just as much as him.
After a while of hanging out, Ben will deadass start sharing his stash with you, buying edibles for you both to share, and even offering his dealer to you to get a “buddy” discount.
But here are some of the real issues may arise with EJ
Jack does have smidges of his humanity he desperately tries to cling onto, but his demonic nature does get in the way sometimes. Thus, Jack can go to 0 - 100 real fucking fast if he feels like his relationship is being threatened.
At first, he was happy that you were able to make friends at the mansion and Ben got along with you. But now, he can’t help but feel a little bit neglected since you’re opting to hangout with Ben moreover him now.
Little does Jack know, you’re hanging out with Ben more because of you not wanting to pester Jack anymore with your fun. Yes, Ben is a fun fellow stoner to hangout but you’re trying not to make your love upset for smoking and then acting like a complete idiot once you’re all giggly.
Although, Jack secretly likes it when you smoke before bed just because you become all cute and cuddly with him. It boosts his macho man ego
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your ask box is terrifying lmao anyway, can we get some headcanons of jack and jeff with an s/o that’s studying criminology and forensic psychology?
i had no idea the ask box was scary for us lol. also sorry this is so late ringo finally has time to sit down and clear out the cobwebs and get shit answered for once
Eyeless Jack
This man is over the moon delighted when he learns that you study forensic psychology (he took a class for shits and giggles his freshman year of college)
He loves to listen to you study, and with his knowledge of the human anatomy, he helps you go over the parts of the brain that are usually affected during traumas and what that presents as if you were looking at a crime scene (though you're not sure wha
To help you study and get some real world experience, the both of you sit down far enough away from the other Pastas and watch how they kill and go over their methods and why they killed the person(s) they did. It's a fun little exercise and it pisses off Jeff cause he can't be alone anymore without the two of you popping up somewhere
Be prepared to be asked how to hide a body at like two in the morning when he barges into your room all bloodied
He's eager to learn more from you in terms of criminology, and uses it to help him get away with all the murder and credit card scams he uses (be honest every Creepypasta has to learn how to scam credit cards so they can pay for the shit they can't steal)
Jeff the Killer
Uses your knowledge wholeheartedly to his advantage
He's not so much interested in any of your studies at all. He’s here so he can use you to get away with murder
He’ll ask questions about your career interests and what you’re going to college for just so he can keep tabs
The only time he shows genuine interests is when you mention the studies other students have done and how they turned out legality wise
If he finds out you’re only with him/paying attention to him so he can be used as your little experiment, you will cease to exist
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If Toby had a significant other, how would he respond to someone flirting with them? <3
We no longer write for Ticci Toby.
Sorry !!
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Notable Slenderman designs from over the years
Something Awful: As the users of the original Create Paranormal Images thread took to calling him, "Poo Poo", the first Slendy on this list is sort of a composite variant of his first depictions. After Victor Surge had made "the Slender Man" people started creating their own photos and a couple even drew him. Designs varied, but many featured arms that turned into tentacles or tree branches, and blank faces with either few or very pronounced facial features. These first drawings gave me the impression that Slendy was a creature that attempted to blend in and look human, but if examined its nonhuman aspects would become apparent almost immediately, empty face notwithstanding. As such, while his suit gives the impression of a well-dressed man, if one looks at it from a small distance they'll note the lack of buttons, pockets and other such accessories, so in a way the suit is like a second skin as opposed to actual clothes. Merely a disguise.
Marble Hornets: The Operator! Version that got many people into the Slenderman mythos, the Marble Hornets rendition streamlined the many variations of the Something Awful forum into a simple yet iconic design. This guy is very tall, and makes it clear that he's the furthest thing from human. Proportion-wise, his torso is not even half of his total height, while his arms almost reach the ground. Weirdly enough, his hands don't seem to have fingers? And look to be morphed into the suit, though they could be wearing fingerless gloves. He has a straight upper body and shoulders, and in most entries has barely if any shadows on his face to enunciate human features. As in, most of the time his face is completely blank, although there are entries where you can spot the outlines of a nose, mouth and eye sockets.
TribeTwelve: To me, the Administrator is a more grounded (heh) Slenderman. If you ignore the times he's shown to tower over humans, this guy, while tall, isn't abnormally long. He even has human-looking skin and visible eye sockets! With regular proportions for a Slenderman depiction, he's pretty tame in appearance when he doesn't have his tentacles or spider legs out. So really, he's just a regular man in black with no face, which makes him a bit more believable but still creepy as all hell.
DarkHarvest00: Gorr'rylaehotep! This dude's like a streamlined version of the Marble Hornets Operator, which was himself a streamlined Slendy. He's like an expected evolution of a live action Slenderman, where his body isn't elongated so much as it's scaled up for him to appear larger. That said, he's in no way thick, being quite thin for a big guy in a business suit. Luckily, that doesn't take away from his scare factor, as he's remains an imposing figure throughout the series... In the shots where he doesn't move too much, that is… Having fewer overall appearances in DarkHarvest00, he's also the most consistent Slendy on this list to keep a totally blank face with no features. Neato!
Slender: the Arrival: This guy isn't slender. Like, at all. He's well-built for a Slenderman and, dare I say, kind of muscular-looking. If you shorten his arms, he's just a big human, but I think that strengthens the unease you have when you see him. The others, aside from the TribeTwelve design, don't really hide their uncannyness. Once you’ve spotted them, you know there's something wrong when you look at them. The Arrival Slenderman takes it a step further. He gets all up in your face, not even stalking you all that much. He almost refuses to blend into the background, opting to terrorize you up close. He doesn't obscure the fact that he's an otherworldy entity that shouldn't exist, and I think that's great. His ragged skin and ears melted into his skull offer him an incredibly distinct look, and given how well the game uses him, he's super scary to play against. He's also among the first Slendermen to feature a red tie, which will go on to be a very popular design choice when depicting this character.
The ways people chose to draw/show/model Slendy have always intrigued me, so I made this lil thing to show off the differences in a few designs over the past decade! I hope you've enjoyed reading through this, and I'll see you next time when I'll draw and analyse five more. Have a good day!
#slenderman#slenderverse#the operator#marble hornets#marble hornets operator#slender man#tribetwelve#the administrator
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Gimme more general Dr smiley hcs
Not with that tone c;
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if each of the creepypasta entities was given a bag of pudding to protect, with the promise of riches going to the one who kept theirs undamaged for the longest, who would win the prize and why?
None of them.
Eyeless Jack would toss it. Ben would waste it. Jeff would feed them to Smile. Jane would forget about them. Masky gives his to Hoodie, and Hoodie throws them over a gate at a school. Nina would eat half of hers before forgetting about them.
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I'm thinking maybe I should draw one of this for each character. It's easier for me to keep in count and keep me drawing instead of thinking about what to draw XD
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