As always don't forget about eSims

however, trust that Bradley is cooking the most noxious biopic ever conceived, it's gonna have even more offensive prosthetics and undistinguishable accents and he's going to kill the genre for a good decade

amidst such a bland evening it's important to remember this: Bradley cooper lost :)

cant believe they kept him awake just to watch Lily get snubbed ... he eepy

btw these new badges are so fucking embarrasing "congratulations! you've wasted 100 hours on your life on this website! what do you have to show for the life you lived?"

did not forget about this blog simply saw the succession finale and ended up in a three month long coma

you know how like in the 1500s there was a 4 month long induced mass hysteria where people started dancing non stop? idk just seemed topical for some reason

the writers of the crown rn:

btw florence showing up half and hour late with a cocktail getting a standing ovation and leaving in the middle of the premier will be the first 10 minutes of the FEUD show im telling you ryan murphy is sitting down with binoculars jotting everything down

"olivia wild is not a feminist icon" well she proved female directors can create a toxic environment on set just as well as any other man and thats equality babe

eddie going "this ones for you Chrissy" and dying half an hour later is the same as the tweet thats like he's playing basketball, points at you and says "this is for you" and completely misses

too much "this character did something bad" talking about fictional characters like they're autonomous entities and not enough "why have the writers made this character do the bad thing and how does it contribute to the overall plot and themes?"

Eddie going through a fucking wizard of oz ass arc ending in a heroic sacrifice is so stupid because it's not a character flaw to run from a levitating corpse and people trying to kill you

i would bet anything that the max conflict gets resolved within the first two eps of the next season because they're fundamentally cowards and refuse to do interesting things with their story at the expense of fanservice

stranger things advertising season 4 vol 2 as "absolute carnage" with 5 deaths and saying this was going to be different from the previous seasons only to pull the exact same trope they've been using since season 1 is so funny like I'm sorry to everyone theorizing with posters and vague references but these writers are not that good babes

stranger things advertising season 4 vol 2 as "absolute carnage" with 5 deaths and saying this was going to be different from the previous seasons only to pull the exact same trope they've been using since season 1 is so funny like I'm sorry to everyone theorizing with posters and vague references but these writers are not that good babes

sick line