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I wondered why it was that places are so much lovelier when one is
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Part two:
Really pretty stalker: *posting to her timeline* this FREAK will is a little BITCH ASS LOSER and PISSED his PANTS!! *adds blurry PNG of will with photoshopped piss pants*
Guy who thinks he's Will's boss: *checks Twitter to see her post* GASP!
*he breaks into her house* delete that now!
Her: on what grounds?
Him: on the grounds of I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
Will: *at his real work* nobody likes me 😞💔
Everyone: hey will! Wanna hang out this weekend?
Will: maybe I will go to therapy.. sigh 😔
~at therapy~
Hannibal: I evaluated you by looking at your wrapped, I see you listen to Boy Genius and also Radiohead?
Will: maybe this will illude to my tragic past..
~at the nurse house~
Will: Idk what this is.. but I feel connected to you
Teenage girl: even though you literally killed my father.. I feel like you can be my best friend
Nice lady: this is actually a cool thing called trauma bonding
Will's mean boss: *wearing Hannibals tie?* No, they're magically connected, dont be stupid
I've only seen the first five episodes of Hannibal, but I feel like every episode kind follows this premise:
Guy who thinks he's Will's boss: you forgot to sign your I-9 -_-
Will: I um, don't think I uh want to.. because I- I *sees image of dead guy on I-9*
Hannibal: I dont mean to misdiagnose here, but that's not meant to happen.
Will: well, I didn't ask your opinion. *Goes home to sleep in a messy bun and have a connection with hurt animals while listening to Mitski*
Nice lady who always wears heels: hi! 😀
Will: it's so scary
Nice lady: I will protect you.
Scary murderer who eats people: *sigh*
Will: *doesn't know he's a murderer* what's wrong?
Scary murderer: it's just- *sigh* nothing.
Will: c'mon, it's not nothing, I can tell *he's an empath*
Hannibal: he's the killer btw
Will: ahhh! *Shoots him, but doesn't kill him*
Teenage girl: this reminds me of my father.
Will: this reminds me of your father too
Hannibal: we should talk about this
Will: why? So you can diagnose me with ADHD? No way, José!
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I've only seen the first five episodes of Hannibal, but I feel like every episode kind follows this premise:
Guy who thinks he's Will's boss: you forgot to sign your I-9 -_-
Will: I um, don't think I uh want to.. because I- I *sees image of dead guy on I-9*
Hannibal: I dont mean to misdiagnose here, but that's not meant to happen.
Will: well, I didn't ask your opinion. *Goes home to sleep in a messy bun and have a connection with hurt animals while listening to Mitski*
Nice lady who always wears heels: hi! 😀
Will: it's so scary
Nice lady: I will protect you.
Scary murderer who eats people: *sigh*
Will: *doesn't know he's a murderer* what's wrong?
Scary murderer: it's just- *sigh* nothing.
Will: c'mon, it's not nothing, I can tell *he's an empath*
Hannibal: he's the killer btw
Will: ahhh! *Shoots him, but doesn't kill him*
Teenage girl: this reminds me of my father.
Will: this reminds me of your father too
Hannibal: we should talk about this
Will: why? So you can diagnose me with ADHD? No way, José!
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I drew House x Doofenshmirtz while in class
Song: Sedona by Sir Chloe
#house fanfiction#gregory house#greg house#crack ship#shipping issue#pro shipping#heinz doofenshmirtz#dr.sexy md#dr doofenshmirtz#house md#house memes#house#lgbtqia
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Hes wearing the sky blue shirt btw :)
Drew this while in class. House x Doofenshmirtz
My brother said to make them anime.
The song is "Sedona" by Sir Chloe
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I like keeping him around
do you guys watch house
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Women write the consequence of playing God
#classics#booktok#booklr#classic books#jane austen#mary shelley#mary shelly's frankenstein#memes#girlhood is a spectrum
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I told my mom I had a crush on Sir Chloe and she goes "but you said you were a lesbian :("
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Fanfiction I'm writing on Ao3.
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I wish I could buy her flowers
study of my favourite doctor professor profiler
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I was walking in to work this morning and I said "hey guys what's up?" And my coworker goes "ligma" and I say "what's ligma?" And he goes "ligma balls" I sAY "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!!????!!!!??!!???!?????!"
probably the only time i'll draw jotakak . take it with no explanation actually adding an explanation cus i dont think ppl get it. few things overwhelm jotaro but this does and you know when u get autistically overwhelmed and scream at someone for no reason. yea
#or something like that#I was walking in to work this morning and I said “hey guys what's up?” And my coworker goes “ligma” and I say “what's ligma?” And he goes#was walking in to work this morning and I said “hey guys what's up?” And my coworker goes “ligma” and I say “what's ligma?” And he goes#“ligma balls” I sAY “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!!????!!!!??!!???!?????!”
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Me omw to sneak and grab some poor other character's hand
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"can I see the menu please?" The men I please are none of your business
this came to me in a dream
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I too am in this episode
every house md episode part 2
random girl: hey gramps! let’s go for a run! get them juices flowing!
gramps: i’m a bit old, katy, so we’ll have to go slow
*they go running*
gramps: hhhh. hHhHhH
katy: you ok gramps? you need your inhaler?
gramps: o mi god katy your eyes are bleeding..
katy: *faints*
*INTRO MUSIC*
house: *bouncing ball around in his office, daydreaming about wilson*
cuddy: HOUSE the clinic is BACKED UP get in there NOW
house: no but i’ve got a case *lying*
cuddy: sure you do… get down there now
at the clinic
house: *sighs and picks up a file*
cameron: *runs up to house* i have a case!
house: i’ll take it! CUDDYYYY I HAVE A CASE FOR REALS NOW
cuddy: *is in distress*
house: *scurries away*
***
house: what’s the case
cameron: a girl fainted while running—
house: how unusual
cameron: running with her grandfather. and her eyes started bleeding
house: *snoring sounds*
cameron: … and uh she has low potassium—
house: she ugly?
cameron: what? no
house: you always pick the ugly ones
cameron: no i don’t
house: so why’d you pick her? why do you feel bad for her?
cameron: i don’t i just thought her case was interesting.
house: a girl who doesn’t enough bananas is interesting?
cameron: her eyes started bleeding!
house: is she a widow?
cameron: she’s 17!
house: so?
they walk into the office
chase: wow… she lost both her parents and lives with her grandfather…
house: bingo!
***
the office is silent as the ducklings read katy’s file
house: please, not everybody all at once..
foreman: it’s a brain clot. got activated when she went running.
house: bad. next
chase: it’s lady gaga virus! that’s why it came on suddenly
house: check for a brain clot
foreman: *evil smirk*
***
cameron is in the patient’s room getting blood
cameron: it must be hard… both parents dead. living with your grandfather
katy: i don’t need your pity
***
chase: *walking into the office with the other minions behind him* it’s not a brain clot
house: hmmmm…
chase: back to lady gaga virus—
house: it is NOT lady gaga virus you idiot
cameron: maybe an eyeball embolism caused by a seizure?
house: and why would she have had a seizure?
cameron: low potassium causes invisible seizure syndrome. she wouldn’t have noticed it.
house: that’s 1 in a million rare… i like it. do five blood cultures
the minions obey
***
cameron: it’s not eyeball embolism!!
chase: LADY GAGA VIRUS
house: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT— *epiphany* omygod it’s lady gaga virus…
chase: *evil smirk*
***
the patient has recovered.
wilson: it is now time for my 5 minutes of screen time
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If some cops came up to me after my dad died and asked "did he have any unfinished business..?" I'd probably reach for their service weapon
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